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sideswipe said:
In happier news, a sign that we are moving to more enlightened times is that my sailing club has expelled a member for bad behaviour. Dangerous sailing and abusing women. Good riddance to the prick.
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Was that a Russian Oligarch with an oversized vessel?
 
NMBB said:
Was that a Russian Oligarch with an oversized vessel?
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Pissed real estate agent in a couta boat. Tried to deliberately ram another boat. Which is flipping dangerous with something that weighs over 5 tonnes (really wanted to write tons to annoy you but I couldn't bring myself to do it).

But the abuse was what tipped him out.
 
sideswipe said:
Pissed real estate agent in a couta boat. Tried to deliberately ram another boat. Which is f*n dangerous with something that weighs over 5 tonnes (really wanted to write tons to annoy you but I couldn't bring myself to do it).

But the abuse was what tipped him out.
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Can't we just expel real estate agents full stop?
 

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This cold/flu bug going around is nasty - woke up Monday morning with a killer sore throat and cough, runny nose and headache so dutifully took myself off for a PCR test, certain it was Covid. But no, PCR negative and still feeling absolutely shite 3 days later. Can understand how it’s ripped through the club and left players struggling, amazing that any of them affected managed to take the field at all.
 
WalterBlaknWhte said:
Got my flu injection yesterday

Dr Deva - bloody legend!

89-years-old

Loves medicine, only bulk bills, and can get you an appointment with just about any specialist
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I had my first ever health check up last month. GP is a guy who grew up in my street, few years younger than me. Family history of prostate cancer, so we both know what's coming. He does it, then says, "actually it's quite small". I was flipping offended. Small!?

Then I realised he was getting me back for bullying him as a kid. I am sure my prostate is wonderful.

It gets worse. Sent me in for a CT angiogram. I get it done. He leaves me a voicemail. Tells me everything is normal. Normal? As in yeah, you are just average. Passive aggressive mothafacka knows how to press my buttons.
 
sideswipe said:
I had my first ever health check up last month. GP is a guy who grew up in my street, few years younger than me. Family history of prostate cancer, so we both know what's coming. He does it, then says, "actually it's quite small". I was f*n offended. Small!?

Then I realised he was getting me back for bullying him as a kid. I am sure my prostate is wonderful.

It gets worse. Sent me in for a CT angiogram. I get it done. He leaves me a voicemail. Tells me everything is normal. Normal? As in yeah, you are just average. Passive aggressive mothafacka knows how to press my buttons.
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I don't know if this is a phrase you should have used given what was above it
 
sideswipe said:
Back to what started this thread - was just talking to a mate (land rat) whose daughter is in ICU with the flu. Prompted me to book in for my first ever flu jab.
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Got mine yesterday at work, mum got hers along with her 2nd Covid booster last week at the GP, one in each arm. She was out of whack for 2 days.
 
jmac70 said:
You didn’t actually read the article did you?
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I did.
And it simply explained that you poor fools have been suckered into reinforcing your inflated view of your intelligence. You’ve been conned. The answer isn’t the real answer because there are two answers.
Yet thousands of fools swung the dick thinking they had it.
Got to love foolish dick swingers.
Where would we be without them? Certainly less laughter in the world!
 
Black_White said:
I did.
And it simply explained that you poor fools have been suckered into reinforcing your inflated view of your intelligence. You’ve been conned. The answer isn’t the real answer because there are two answers.
Yet thousands of fools swung the dick thinking they had it.
Got to love foolish dick swingers.
Where would we be without them? Certainly less laughter in the world!
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Intelligence update from the middle management cubicle of courage. You are flying.


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