You make the poor assumption that the initial post was “serious”.
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Ahhh - you got me again you droll old fox
jathanas
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I want it on public record that I have recently enjoyed a pizza with pineapple. It was strictly a once-off experience but I have no regrets and will no longer hate on the Hawaiian.
N.B:
- I will come down on you like a tonne of bricks if you label any salad containing lettuce as "Greek".
- I assert that one may only prefix a risotto with the word "prawn" if it contains at least 4 of the aforementioned crystaceans.
Fat Jesus
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Missus last night says "please be sober tomorrow I'm inviting some girlfriends"
They'll be here in 10 minutes and I'm shitfaced..
Walking around in boxer shorts.
I will get an academy award if I can pull this one off.
Perhaps a joint will settle me down a little.
They'll be here in 10 minutes and I'm shitfaced..
Walking around in boxer shorts.
I will get an academy award if I can pull this one off.
Perhaps a joint will settle me down a little.
JB1975
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Makes me think of a classic early episode of the Simpsons, where Homer fails quite spectacularly to be civilised for a shindig thrown by Marge.
Just go with the flow. What's the worst that could happen?
The trick is to be drunk enough that key elements of the evening will be well and truly forgotten by the next day.
You will be right, your not drunk enough as you can still type
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Fat Jesus
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Shhh they're here. I'm sitting on the porch drunk and stoned. Giving them smiles. Likely looking a right royal dickhead. At least I think wifey is OK with me. Hard to tell.You Sir, win the internet today.
She's a better actor than me. Like most chick's.
One good thing is they're drinking wine. Should catch up to me in the next hour or so. I'll be sweet.
I'll help you out here, if you avoid eating ten packets of tim tams you should get away with it
Fat Jesus
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later on tonight I'll remind her she asked me to stay sober. And she brought in to our home all these pissed chick's. Going off at this minute.Worse then us blokes.
Fat Jesus
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Only 11 in a packet. Tight arses
Should be a dozen FFS
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Fat Jesus
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Back for a while after touring around, granddaughter visits and a trip over to El Questro.
Back in the bus again for a few weeks and got the newest Volvo in the fleet. Very pleased with my bus number
Back in the bus again for a few weeks and got the newest Volvo in the fleet. Very pleased with my bus number
JB1975
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The Liberal candidate for Mulgrave has some hard truths for the people of Victoria. Dan stole the election.
Some might argue that the Liberal Party needs reforming, starting with intelligence testing, but we know better.
Some might argue that the Liberal Party needs reforming, starting with intelligence testing, but we know better.
You simply can’t teach stupid.
Got to be born to it.
Speaking of being born to stupid, how’s this poor kid’s parents? Stupid meets stupid and is allowed to procreate…
Parents who refused vaccinated blood for baby's surgery appear in court
Documents were filed at the Auckland High Court as health authorities take action.
Vicky Park
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I feel sorry for the moderate Liberal voters.
The party they have believed in has lurched so far to the right, been seduced by Murdoch and his acolytes to believe that’s where they have to go, to become unrecognisable to the vision of Menzies.
Cast adrift.
sr36
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What the **** is going on in that state. I was going to come back for Christmas, but having second thoughts. How the hell did they select him to stand for anything. He would have been rejected if he was standing for the Vic Park toilets.
There certainly has been a failure to do due diligence on a lot of the coalition candidates. And even Coalition parliamentary members.
It appears a lot of them seem to think that being in the party machine gives them licence to speak their minds on a range of issues. Which of course is the exact opposite of being in the machine.
And the thing I find absolutely hilarious is the fact that the Libs refuse to make a quota target for equality representation in parliament, all the while selecting raving looney females to represent them.
It’s really a popcorn show.
JB1975
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Oh no. No, there'll be none of that sympathy business here.
If the Libs don't expel this sort of madness, then they're condoning it and begging for oblivion.
First thing I read this morning (after the WSJ) is a University Arts Professor dog-whistling eugenics to exclude citizen representation
You are Dan’s finger puppet
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The organisational part of the Liberal party in Vic has been taken over by people who would make Trump voters seem like moderate centrists
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