Certified Legendary Thread Covid, Life, UFOs, Food, & Wordle :(

[Hyakutake]

If Jr's appetite for food matched his talent for landing himself in trouble, how could you afford to feed him?

EDIT: This is likely small comfort to you, but my son is now 25 and is past those troublesome years. Things get better, just not as soon as most parents would prefer.

Im shipping him off to horse for a couple of weeks before his mother decides to try homicide.

Horse cooks huge meals so I might not need to feed him for a while.

 

[DinoSoar]

Thought I’d post one covid related thread, wondering how many people on this thread have not caught covid.

My family of 4 have avoided it so far, even my 24 year old who is the most socially active of us all and the most likely. He even managed to dodge it last Christmas/New Years when omicron took off despite going to 2 music festivals across 5 consecutive days in that timeframe when 80% of his friends went down with it and a Xmas eve Grand Hotel Warrandyte packed to the rafters arvo/evening which became a mass superspreader event apparently. So, unless we’ve had it and been completely asymptomatic … otherwise, we are 0/4 in my household.

 

[jathanas]

It should be obvious to everyone. The big eared bast*rd is flirting w' me.

 

[jathanas]

...
No time off for us. No government cash for us.

It must have been awful that you were permitted to work (and earn money) during lockdown. Your service is an example of self denial and gusto.

What I'm most grateful for is that despite being as busy as you must have been, you always made time during the harsh lockdown years to remind us Melburnians that you were free to enjoy your local pub; a privilege we did not deserve.

Not all heroes wear capes. Thank you great man.

 

[jathanas]

Different - mmm

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Hit this tonight. Hard.

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[NMBB]

Can see an overloaded prison system here

 

[NMBB]

Hit this tonight. Hard.

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Found this Four Pillars gin in the cupboard - standard Loch gin still hard to beat

 

[TheGreatGrundy]

Thought I’d post one covid related thread, wondering how many people on this thread have not caught covid.

I am yet to succumb. Had a cold and still have the cough 9 weeks later. I suspect covid would have been preferable.

 

[Black_White]

Didn't Melbourne endure months of lockdown to protect people like you with compromised immune systems. But they're the slackers on easy street, taking time off and getting government cash? Mamma ******* Mia...

Ah, poor sad souls.
So upset with their pitiful lives they can only get satisfaction in inventing lies and barbs to throw at others.
I feel nothing for your awful situation.

 

[Black_White]

I for one am grateful for the army of minions who scurried and struggled to keep the ship going whilst the rest of us frolicked by the poolside.

Your service won't be forgotten, as long as you remind us every once in a while.

A simple answer to the question that was asked.
Why are you people so upset with your sad situations that you can only seek pleasure in throwing barns at others.
You, and your cohorts, may need to visit the hall of mirrors.

 

[Black_White]

It should be obvious to everyone. The big eared bast*rd is flirting w' me.

Your right wing is being exposed.

 

[JB1975]

A simple answer to the question that was asked.
Why are you people so upset with your sad situations that you can only seek pleasure in throwing barns at others.
You, and your cohorts, may need to visit the hall of mirrors.

You ask a good question.

Sometimes (often) you say such ridiculous things, which invite (beg for) a ridiculous response. At such times, I can't help but look for the nearest barn and hurl it.

I need to think about things more, I know.

 

[sideswipe]

A simple answer to the question that was asked.
Why are you people so upset with your sad situations that you can only seek pleasure in throwing barns at others.
You, and your cohorts, may need to visit the hall of mirrors.

Barn throwing is a chance to make it to the 2028 Olympics.

A simple answer to your question is that no one likes you.


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[WalterBlaknWhte]

Ah, poor sad souls.
So upset with their pitiful lives they can only get satisfaction in inventing lies and barbs to throw at others.
I feel nothing for your awful situation.

I genuinely love this prose B_W

I also liked you driving your MX-5 around the countryside, lights full beam, enjoying culinary delights, before an evening in the spa

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

A simple answer to your question is that no one likes you.

Ohh - this isn't true

B_W yins your yang

 

[jmac70]

First beer cracked.

 

[CasuallyDressed]

I'm head to the USA on Thursday morning. I'm going to be meeting the fiancé's family and spending Christmas over there.

I hope I don't come back to some sort of lockdown cos people are talking about it and it's getting me paranoid.

 

[jmac70]

I'm head to the USA on Thursday morning. I'm going to be meeting the fiancé's family and spending Christmas over there.

I hope I don't come back to some sort of lockdown cos people are talking about it and it's getting me paranoid.

No chance mate. Have a good trip and drink lots of American IPA.

 

[Kirby]

I'm head to the USA on Thursday morning. I'm going to be meeting the fiancé's family and spending Christmas over there.

I hope I don't come back to some sort of lockdown cos people are talking about it and it's getting me paranoid.

Only the whackos who hate Dan are saying that.

There won’t be any more lockdowns (for Covid anyway).

Enjoy your trip!

 

[jmac70]

Only the whackos who hate Dan are saying that.

There won’t be any more lockdowns (for Covid anyway).

Enjoy your trip!

The lockdown will happen after the last Saturday in September when Collingwood lift the cup.

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

I'm head to the USA on Thursday morning. I'm going to be meeting the fiancé's family and spending Christmas over there.

I hope I don't come back to some sort of lockdown cos people are talking about it and it's getting me paranoid.

There’s more chance your parents-in-law are nudists and insist you participate in morning yoga

 

[NMBB]

There’s more chance your parents-in-law are nudists and insist you participate in morning yoga

Followed by nude tunnel ball

 

[jmac70]

Followed by nude tunnel ball

One’s enjoyment of that game really does depend upon who one is positioned behind.

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

One’s enjoyment of that game really does depend upon who one is positioned behind.

Expect you’d be nose deep in your neighbour’s haemorrhoids

 

[jmac70]

Expect you’d be nose deep in your neighbour’s haemorrhoids

Good game to go first in