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TKiL said:
I know a few of you have been up all night waiting in anticipation so here it is........BREAKFAST! - GG note - NO BACON!

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- Macedon Ranges Bircher Muesli with 14% Ancient Grains
- Home-made berry smoothie consisting of:
South American (Covid free) frozen blackberries, 1 x banana, oat milk and Aldi :) - GREEK STYLE lite yoghurt - thoughtfully blended
- Stewed apples infused with imported Sri Lankan cinnamon
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Lovely brekky. My only query is the ‘lite’ Greek yoghurt. I’d go the full fat version. I doubt that ‘lite’ is healthier in this instance, as the fats in yoghurt (of which there are few anyway?) are good for you and help with digestion.

Love yoghurt, but I never ever eat the sweetened varieties. Full fat yes, sugar added no.
 
WalterBlaknWhte said:
The NBN guy attended on time this morning

The Internet is now fast enough to run a Russian troll farm

Another Festivus miracle
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I think you're undrestimating the speed and download capacity necessary for successful modern troll farming.
 
Vicky Park said:
Lovely brekky. My only query is the ‘lite’ Greek yoghurt. I’d go the full fat version. I doubt that ‘lite’ is healthier in this instance, as the fats in yoghurt (of which there are few anyway?) are good for you and help with digestion.
Love yoghurt, but I never ever eat the sweetened varieties. Full fat yes, sugar added no.
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Good comment VP re the "lite" vs "full fat" yoghurt - I may reconsider...
I used to use yoghurt with added fruit but it's also full of sugar and my blood sugar levels were slightly elevated so back to plain yoghurt. Note to TKiL (self) - consider full fat yoghurt!
 
Vicky Park said:
Lovely brekky. My only query is the ‘lite’ Greek yoghurt. I’d go the full fat version. I doubt that ‘lite’ is healthier in this instance, as the fats in yoghurt (of which there are few anyway?) are good for you and help with digestion.

Love yoghurt, but I never ever eat the sweetened varieties. Full fat yes, sugar added no.
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I'm with you VP - full fat everything 😋

And no sugar
 

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For next season's cooking competition.. if I'm not available at times to judge and shit like that.. the jah will take over.. if he's not able to fulfill his duties.. then the jb will take over the reigns and that re.. was gonna go with the ss as a replacement judge.. but he's not on here as much as the other blokes.
 
BringouttheGimp said:
For next season's cooking competition.. if I'm not available at times to judge and shit like that.. the jah will take over.. if he's not able to fulfill his duties.. then the jb will take over the reigns and that re.. was gonna go with the ss as a replacement judge.. but he's not on here as much as the other blokes.
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A Greek Troika. Sounds legit. Everything will be above board then. No dodgy deals seem likely.
 
BringouttheGimp said:
For next season's cooking competition.. if I'm not available at times to judge and shit like that.. the jah will take over.. if he's not able to fulfill his duties.. then the jb will take over the reigns and that re.. was gonna go with the ss as a replacement judge.. but he's not on here as much as the other blokes.
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sr36 said:
A Greek Troika. Sounds legit. Everything will be above board then. No dodgy deals seem likely.
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I fear for this kindly troika of Greeks

Goldman Sachs will urge them to heavily borrow to expand the competition

After the inevitable collapse, they will look north to unforgiving Germans

They will continue to repay debts while working as fluffers on @ottoman’s ‘Webcamgirls make jaffles’

Re.
 
TKiL said:
Good comment VP re the "lite" vs "full fat" yoghurt - I may reconsider...
I used to use yoghurt with added fruit but it's also full of sugar and my blood sugar levels were slightly elevated so back to plain yoghurt. Note to TKiL (self) - consider full fat yoghurt!
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Ditch the lite schitt mate.
To make up for the lost flavour from the fat they add extra sugar, so you are taking away a healthy(ish) fat and replacing it with empty calories from sugar.
Greek yogurt (which is actually Turkish yogurt but was marketed by a smart Greek man as Greek yogurt in the US and it stuck) is super healthy as is, no need for the lite stuff.
 
WalterBlaknWhte said:
I fear for this kindly troika of Greeks

Goldman Sachs will urge them to heavily borrow to expand the competition

After the inevitable collapse, they will look north to unforgiving Germans

They will continue to repay debts while working as fluffers on @ottoman’s ‘Webcamgirls make jaffles’

Re.
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I've foreseen a different demise for the troika. A vision came to me of the troika drunk on grappa, and fattened on sunblest, reminiscing about the days they invented and briefly dominated the bigfooty cooking comp. These poor wretches were so hunched over from faking worker's comp that they could no longer stand up straight enough to see what was simmering (or actually burning) in their saucepans. Tragically, the once Great Gimp had declined so far that there was no sign of his flamboyant socks or glamorous boots - his once glorious footwear had been replaced by orthopedic crocs.
 
sr36 said:
I've foreseen a different demise for the troika. A vision came to me of the troika drunk on grappa, and fattened on sunblest, reminiscing about the days they invented and briefly dominated the bigfooty cooking comp. These poor wretches were so hunched over from faking worker's comp that they could no longer stand up straight enough to see what was simmering (or actually burning) in their saucepans. Tragically, the once Great Gimp had declined so far that there was no sign of his flamboyant socks or glamorous boots - his once glorious footwear had been replaced by orthopedic crocs.
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Just for a bit of extra trivia.
Faking workers comp is also a Turkish invention.
 
ottoman said:
Ditch the lite schitt mate.
To make up for the lost flavour from the fat they add extra sugar, so you are taking away a healthy(ish) fat and replacing it with empty calories from sugar.
Greek yogurt (which is actually Turkish yogurt but was marketed by a smart Greek man as Greek yogurt in the US and it stuck) is super healthy as is, no need for the lite stuff.
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Cheers - I'm with you - but will pass on to wife.........
 
WalterBlaknWhte said:
I fear for this kindly troika of Greeks
Goldman Sachs will urge them to heavily borrow to expand the competition
After the inevitable collapse, they will look north to unforgiving Germans
They will continue to repay debts while working as fluffers on @ottoman’s ‘Webcamgirls make jaffles’
Re.
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The final scene of this definitive Greek tragedy will play out in the Oakleigh Maul - souvs and Euros (lite) at 50 paces, retsina (Aldi) available on tap, security guards with approved footwear will determine the outcome. Replays available on Kayo. Gillon McLachlan required to observe social distancing - 50 kms in his case

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Edit - PS - (3 card trick) - which of the above is a Pies BF poster in disguise?
 
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