Roast Cripps - time to go

[dirty2]

I'm not happy Houston wanted to leave and I am not convinced that Jack will deliver on what we have given up for him.

But, when Cripps traded to get JHF to Port, the posters on this thread were kissing his arse.

What a bunch of pathetic keyboard warriors.

He has delivered as per the "purchase order".

imo it has been the coaches, the development program, the fitness team and the fact we "have to" play in the snafl that's been more of a problem than our list management

Bloody well said.

 

[PowerLil]

This is what happens when you continually trade away futire picks for mediocre players for the here and now to keep an average coach happy and a Prez that thinks making finals is a pass and thats good enough, not a high distinction or a high high distinction.

JHF is the exception.

Trade out our 2024 F1 last year to Freo to help get Ratugolea and Soldo and this year panic that have no decent picks in a good draft and do a panic shit trade.


The day of reckoning is coming for several individuals at the club.

The day of reckoning will never come. It's long gone.

 

[PowerLil]

I'm not happy Houston wanted to leave and I am not convinced that Jack will deliver on what we have given up for him.

But, when Cripps traded to get JHF to Port, the posters on this thread were kissing his arse.

What a bunch of pathetic keyboard warriors.

He has delivered as per the "purchase order".

imo it has been the coaches, the development program, the fitness team and the fact we "have to" play in the snafl that's been more of a problem than our list management

Rubbish.

 

[StuMan]

First team to lose to Gold Coast on field. First team to lose to Gold Coast at the trade table.

History in the making.

 

[PJ Power]

First team to lose to Gold Coast on field. First team to lose to Gold Coast at the trade table.

History in the making.

There had to be a first.

 

[Waspy79]

Every Port fan - time to go

 

[Macca19]

This is what happens when you continually trade away futire picks for mediocre players for the here and now to keep an average coach happy and a Prez that thinks making finals is a pass and thats good enough, not a high distinction or a high high distinction.

JHF is the exception.

Trade out our 2024 F1 last year to Freo to help get Ratugolea and Soldo and this year panic that have no decent picks in a good draft and do a panic shit trade.


The day of reckoning is coming for several individuals at the club.

We are a football club ponzi scheme

 

[Schulzenfest]

Cripps was never good. We lucked out big time with GWS coming along to facilitate the JHF deal because of their desperation to get Cadman. Every other year has been mediocre or terrible.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Lets bring in Jason Bloods....

 

[George Kramer]

Cripps was never good. We lucked out big time with GWS coming along to facilitate the JHF deal because of their desperation to get Cadman. Every other year has been mediocre or terrible.

Excuse the intrusion but as a Crow he seems to have done a decent job or am I still burning from you guys trading up to get Rozee whilst we kept our picks for Jones and McHenry.

As for trading with Gold Coast we’ve been there bitches for awhile.

 

[cosmicwinduptoy]

Cripps was never good. We lucked out big time with GWS coming along to facilitate the JHF deal because of their desperation to get Cadman. Every other year has been mediocre or terrible.

Geoff Parker has saved his bacon a few times in the past. Let's see what he can conjure this year.

 

[rainwizard39]

I'm not happy Houston wanted to leave and I am not convinced that Jack will deliver on what we have given up for him.

But, when Cripps traded to get JHF to Port, the posters on this thread were kissing his arse.

What a bunch of pathetic keyboard warriors.

He has delivered as per the "purchase order".

imo it has been the coaches, the development program, the fitness team and the fact we "have to" play in the snafl that's been more of a problem than our list management

Ken Hinkley Jason Cripps
Living off past “achievements”.

 

[KrispyKremeMullanikka]

Bringing in an ex Crow campaigner that’s absolutely shithouse for a salary dump is a sackable offensive.

Trading Houston to Collingwood, getting utterly fúcked and getting unders as a result is unforgivable.

 

[portly]

Couldn't get through it, i'll paraphrase but cripps said we explored all options before finalising the best deal for Dan...seems clear at no stage did we even entertain holding him too contract?! Just folded like a deck of cards.

Then says its not a salary dump, ratkins can add solid depth across multiple positions and leadership at the club. Had to turn off after that as it was sickening listening. Pathetic from everyone involved.

The best deal for Dan, not the club!

Might be reading too much into that.

 

[Spadge]

Gold Coast salary dump to Geelong - Jack Bowes

12

Jack Bowes

Age

26

Ht

189cm

Wt

85kg

Pos.

D/M

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.3

4star

K

9.7

4star

HB

6.6

4star

M

3.9

4star

T

2.5

4star

MG

318.1

4star

D

18.0

4star

K

11.8

5star

HB

6.3

4star

M

5.4

5star

T

1.1

2star

MG

318.1

4star

D

11.6

3star

K

6.4

3star

HB

5.2

4star

M

2.8

3star

T

2.4

4star

+ Pick 7 for a future 3rd rounder
Gold Coast salary dump to Port - Rory Atkins

2

Rory Atkins

Age

30

Ht

185cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

19.9

5star

K

12.1

4star

HB

7.9

5star

M

4.6

4star

T

1.9

4star

MG

367.4

5star

D

9.0

2star

K

5.0

2star

HB

4.0

3star

M

0.3

1star

T

2.7

4star

MG

147.7

3star

D

14.2

4star

K

8.8

4star

HB

5.4

4star

M

4.0

4star

T

1.2

3star

MG

217.8

4star

+ Pick 50 and a pick upgrade from 39 to 36

one of these things is not like the other

 

[Grave Danger]

Gold Coast salary dump to Geelong - Jack Bowes + Pick 7 for a future 3rd rounder
Gold Coast salary dump to Port - Rory Atkins + Pick 50 and a pick upgrade from 39 to 36

one of these things is not like the other

Yer, the AFL has really cracked down on that sort of shit now

 

[El_Scorcho]

Over the 2023/24 trade periods

Out: Dan Houston

5

Dan Houston

Age

27

Ht

186cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.2

5star

K

11.8

4star

HB

6.4

4star

M

4.9

5star

T

3.0

5star

MG

289.2

4star

D

17.6

4star

K

11.6

4star

HB

6.0

3star

M

3.3

3star

T

3.4

4star

MG

319.9

5star

D

16.6

4star

K

12.4

5star

HB

4.2

4star

M

7.0

5star

T

2.6

4star

MG

279.8

5star

, 2024 1st, 2025 1st, steakknives
In: Ivan Soldo

13

Ivan Soldo

Age

28

Ht

204cm

Wt

110kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

8.0

2star

K

3.9

2star

HB

4.1

3star

CL

2.4

4star

HO

24.2

5star

D

7.3

2star

K

3.1

1star

HB

4.1

3star

CL

2.4

4star

HO

23.0

5star

D

6.4

2star

K

3.0

1star

HB

3.4

3star

CL

1.6

4star

HO

21.4

5star

, Esava Ratugolea

27

Esava Ratugolea

Age

26

Ht

197cm

Wt

108kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

8.6

2star

K

4.8

2star

HB

3.8

3star

M

2.7

3star

T

2.2

4star

MG

131.6

2star

D

8.1

2star

K

4.3

2star

HB

3.9

3star

M

2.1

2star

T

2.5

3star

MG

109.0

2star

D

9.2

3star

K

5.0

2star

HB

4.2

4star

M

4.0

4star

T

2.2

4star

MG

133.8

3star

, Jack Lukosius

13

Jack Lukosius

Age

24

Ht

195cm

Wt

91kg

Pos.

D/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.8

4star

K

11.5

4star

HB

3.3

3star

M

3.4

3star

T

1.8

4star

MG

369.3

5star

D

14.8

4star

K

11.5

4star

HB

3.3

2star

M

3.4

3star

T

1.8

3star

MG

369.3

5star

D

13.6

4star

K

11.2

4star

HB

2.4

3star

M

4.2

4star

T

2.2

4star

MG

358.0

5star

, Joe Richards, Pick 13, steakknives.

Getting Sweet and Lukosius is great, but those are deals we could have done without including the enormous losses. It's an absolute list management disaster. We've lost an insane amount of value for what is potentially 1 starter.

 

[KrispyKremeMullanikka]

Gold Coast salary dump to Geelong - Jack Bowes

12

Jack Bowes

Age

26

Ht

189cm

Wt

85kg

Pos.

D/M

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.3

4star

K

9.7

4star

HB

6.6

4star

M

3.9

4star

T

2.5

4star

MG

318.1

4star

D

18.0

4star

K

11.8

5star

HB

6.3

4star

M

5.4

5star

T

1.1

2star

MG

318.1

4star

D

11.6

3star

K

6.4

3star

HB

5.2

4star

M

2.8

3star

T

2.4

4star

+ Pick 7 for a future 3rd rounder
Gold Coast salary dump to Port - Rory Atkins

2

Rory Atkins

Age

30

Ht

185cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

19.9

5star

K

12.1

4star

HB

7.9

5star

M

4.6

4star

T

1.9

4star

MG

367.4

5star

D

9.0

2star

K

5.0

2star

HB

4.0

3star

M

0.3

1star

T

2.7

4star

MG

147.7

3star

D

14.2

4star

K

8.8

4star

HB

5.4

4star

M

4.0

4star

T

1.2

3star

MG

217.8

4star

+ Pick 50 and a pick upgrade from 39 to 36

one of these things is not like the other

There.. There’s the difference between the great teams and us.

Geelong, an utterly ruthless club, held Gold Coast to cough up and a top 10 fúcking TOP 10 PICK in a National Draft, and Jack Bowes is a player that they wanted.

Us on the other hand, we allowed ourselves to be bullied and be royale fúcked to just to bring in Rory freaking Atkins.

Anyone with half a brain would have pulled out of this deal and told Dan you’re saying whether you like it or not.

Sydney another great team held Papley to his contract, and he had a completely different and way reasonable reason to leave the Swans. Sydney held Tom to his contract like a good, ruthless club does, despite the reason.

There's the difference.

 

[afl2004]

Why does the club have the exact same people in the highest positions for over a decade , koch and our board are insanely lazy

 

[El_Scorcho]

Sydney another great team held Papley to his contract, and he had a completely different and way reasonable reason to leave the Swans. Sydney held Tom to his contract like a good, ruthless club does, dispute the reason.

Papley is the perfect example here. A similar level of player who also wanted out for a big Vic club who couldn't provide adequate compensation, and Sydney just said no and everyone got on with life.

We're cucks.

 

[RossFC]

Why does the club have the exact same people in the highest positions for over a decade , koch and our board are insanely lazy

Yep we did a big sweep in 2012, and it had decent results for a few years, probs should have done that again in 2017.