News Dan Houston traded to Collingwood

[blackholeguns]

Collingwood now has the best half backline in the comp

We have the best list cloggers in the comp

 

[Doctor Feel]

We are exactly what the AFL wants us to be. Perfectly executed. Free up GCs salary via Atkins, feed Collingwood to keep the $$ rolling in while the club and the afl led media gaslight us by telling us we should be happy and premierships are hard to win, little battler club etc. So making finals alone is "against the odds" and "a success".

We are completely pointless.

 

[240volt]

It's the fact Houston will make Collingwood a top 4 side annoys me. Atkins won't play a game.

Collingwood top 4 hahaha.
Dan and dad’s army, no hope.

 

[JimmyBC]

I'm expecting them to split pick 13

 

[JimmyBC]

Collingwood top 4 hahaha.
Dan and dad’s army, no hope.

Lock it in because you are always wrong.

 

[Ljc_86]

So would Atkins have had a say in this trade? Did GC strong arm him in a way we couldn’t Houston?

Just seeing/hearing the name Houston makes me filthy.

 

[Doctor Feel]

lets draft xavier bongsma

 

[240volt]

Lock it in because you are always wrong.

Yeah Josh Carr is taking over from Hinkley in 2024 because Big Footy said so.
If you want to put money on Collingwood finishing top 4 next year let me know.
I’ll take your money no problems.

 

[Visenfest]

• negatively impacts our finals campaign by getting himself suspended
• requests trade to Melbourne, with an excellent deal all but done, with us to receive two first rounders
• backs out of that deal despite being the one who wanted it
• continues with trade request to Victoria. Arden St happens to be in Melbourne, and the team that resides there is ready to offer us the best deal, but Arden St isn’t good enough for Dan

You’re an arseh*le, Dan.

 

[agmsy]

As good a player as he is, it's also clear that Houston has character defects that have him straying dangerously close to "inveterate c**t" territory.

Utterly unrepentant after getting caught doing lines of choof and f*** knows what else with Peter Ladhams

19

Peter Ladhams

Age

26

Ht

204cm

Wt

103kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

15.7

4star

K

6.8

3star

HB

8.8

5star

CL

3.3

5star

HO

15.0

5star

D

21.0

5star

K

9.0

4star

HB

12.0

5star

CL

4.0

5star

HO

16.0

5star

D

14.6

4star

K

6.4

3star

HB

8.2

5star

CL

3.2

5star

HO

14.8

5star

during lockdown, and costing our soft cap as a result.

Skipped out on a leadership position.

Now fundamentally too weak to publicly state his intentions. Hiding behind the very generally stated "trade me to Victoria" and "I'll stay if there's no deal" to insulate himself from justified criticism.

 

[JakeNeadeFan]

Good riddance. Entitled turd.

I hope Rankine gets sweet revenge next year.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Lolnorf

 

[manureid]

Imagine being unlucky enough to be a supporter of the shit show this club is. This is definitely payback for growing up supporting the actual Port Adelaide of the 70s, 80s and early 90s.

 

[sobrave]

Who. The ****. Ever called him Hoot.

Just like when Darth Sidious called Dixon "moose"

Insular pack of campaigners

Giggle and hoot

 

[EskimoPAFC]

Hoot

 

[Pappagallo]

• negatively impacts our finals campaign by getting himself suspended
• requests trade to Melbourne, with an excellent deal all but done, with us to receive two first rounders
• backs out of that deal despite being the one who wanted it
• continues with trade request to Victoria. Arden St happens to be in Melbourne, and the team that resides there is ready to offer us the best deal, but Arden St isn’t good enough for Dan

You’re an arseh*le, Dan.

All true but we didn’t have to play ball. We should’ve told them all better luck next year just as Geelong did to us when they said no to trading Esava first time around.

 

[yepits2020]

Next year SPP on Houston please run through him legally
If Richard can keep Mac n Cheese out of the side bonus
Lukosisius can kick 30 plus goals bonus
I've already forgotten the other 1 we got.
Pick 13 time will tell
Deal even my rear end hurts

For what we paid for Luko, a 45-50 goal season is a pass mark.

Richard’s is the other one - say 25-30 goals.

 

[240volt]

• negatively impacts our finals campaign by getting himself suspended
• requests trade to Melbourne, with an excellent deal all but done, with us to receive two first rounders
• backs out of that deal despite being the one who wanted it
• continues with trade request to Victoria. Arden St happens to be in Melbourne, and the team that resides there is ready to offer us the best deal, but Arden St isn’t good enough for Dan

You’re an arseh*le, Dan.

Yep at the beginning of this thread it was all Dan’s a great guy, he’s happy to stay if a deal can’t get done.
Not such a good guy now is he.

 

[OneGreatClub]

Seriously WTF happened to two first? And how did Rioli trade look 10 times better than ours?

 

[HugeJohnson]

Good riddance, one-way half back seagull who can't defend, we're better off without him.

 

[JUSTWORK]

Seriously WTF happened to two first? And how did Rioli trade look 10 times better than ours?

Richmond aren't a bunch of piss weak clowns.

 

[backtozero]

As good a player as he is, it's also clear that Houston has character defects that have him straying dangerously close to "inveterate c**t" territory.

Utterly unrepentant after getting caught doing lines of choof and f*** knows what else with Peter Ladhams during lockdown, and costing our soft cap as a result.

Skipped out on a leadership position.

Now fundamentally too weak to publicly state his intentions. Hiding behind the very generally stated "trade me to Victoria" and "I'll stay if there's no deal" to insulate himself from justified criticism.

Handballs to his teammates feet on purpose. Petulant little shit.

 

[JUSTWORK]

Good riddance, one-way half back seagull who can't defend, we're better off without him.

No we aren't.

 

[powerfan07]

Can't wait to hear the club come out and say we won the trade

 

[OneGreatClub]

Yep at the beginning of this thread it was all Dan’s a great guy, he’s happy to stay if a deal can’t get done.
Not such a good guy now is he.

Shame he wasn’t suspended for 10 weeks to stuff up Collingwood.