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Like it but unfortunately the penis clashes with those dickheads from Collingwood.
GremioPower
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Nope, but as others have already pointed out, this is beyond the point. The only satisfactory outcome for us is to wear the B&W PB’s.
It’s that or nothing (and nothing is not an option either). There’s no room for alternatives. It’s a matter of justice, really.
We may eventually use different versions of the design (it’s a great design after all). We cannot do it now, though. That would harm our chances to wear the B&W PB’s.
Hence, we can only start thinking about it after securing the right to wear the B&W PB’s as we see fit. Until then, it’s not up to discussion.
Is it now clear to you why this is so? If not, I may be able to explain it better to you.
HumanMeatball
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The most obvious course of action is wearing this jumper as the main home jumper. It’s a great looking jumper and you can wear the original bars on special occasions. Everybody wins
Nope, not as striking as the 2014 Elimination Final guernsey.
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Dylan8
Bar Up
HumanMeatball
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It’s a good looking jumper. You’re never getting the one you want so might as well embrace the elite teal
Dylan8
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I'm gonna punch you in the nuts again buddy
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And then HumanMeatball s nuts will turn a lovely mix of black and teal.
GremioPower
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That looks terrible, shouldn't even need to "compromise" The AFL own the prison bar design and can just let Port wear it. For whatever reason, they choose not to let Port wear them.
simba_
sucking a lemon
What About......
Teal Prison Bars
Teal Prison Bars
First I've heard of this concept. Get around it imo
DaTBird187
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Numpty blow in suggestion #167
"How about instead of wearing what you want, wear something you don't."
"How about instead of wearing what you want, wear something you don't."
jdeezy
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Even ignoring the historical aspect of the bars for a second, I really don't get why anyone likes this. The design works great with two colours, so I can get the arguing for teal bars on black or whatever, but adding a third middle colour, like this teal top ruins the rest of the design.
The one the girls are wearing is elite.
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As much as I prefer the original, if the only option for all home games for now was this one, I would 100% support it.
100%
Not a doubt in my mind.
1000x better than the current strip.
100%
Not a doubt in my mind.
1000x better than the current strip.
Clockwork
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Awesome....let's further bastardise our history and tradition.
We already seem to have a large number of supporters who accept mediocrity, let's just backdown from any principles we have and become more mediocre....
If it's not black and white it's not our PB Jumper.
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Need a vomit reaction
Make the bars jagged like lightning bolt
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