Certified Legendary Thread Delusional Pearlers IV

[Lore]

To be fair, Saad hurt.

Lots of things did but Carlton fans still have nothing better to talk about

 

[Pweter]

Pretty sure I win the salt premiership for how salty I was after we lost Wanganeen. I could've harvested it for considerable profit.

 

[VelvetSledge]

Pretty sure I win the salt premiership for how salty I was after we lost Wanganeen. I could've harvested it for considerable profit.

I was 5 years old, and it STILL stings 26 years later

 

[astrowizzle]

I was 5 years old, and it STILL stings 26 years later

I was 5 years old, and it STILL stings 26 years later

I was 27 and it stung then and still does. Can only hope young Ted gives back some of the joy Wanga brought

 

[Pweter]

I was 27 and it stung then and still does. Can only hope young Ted gives back some of the joy Wanga brought

Brownlow and a flag or gtfo

 

[EnolaGay]

“We’re not that far off” said a Hawthorne nuffie in their Swans autopsy thread


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[citizen-erased]

“We’re not that far off” said a Hawthorne nuffie in their Swans autopsy thread


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Id say they're pretty much there.

Talking spoon, yeah?
They're in for dees dark days bad times

 

[EnolaGay]

Yes they are, and isn’t it Bruce levels of delicious?


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[Vindicater]

It is delicious to watch some Hawthorn fans coming to the realisation of how shit they are in real time.

 

[LB#16]

An absolute howler from Sam McClown

 

[nesko_25]

The entitlement from pie fans never ceases to amaze me.

QUOTE="How about playing the Easter Thursday match in Victoria for a change? Why are we getting cucked by Sydney and Brisbane every year in these horse s**t marquee games that don't benefit us at all?[/QUOTE]

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[boncer34]

Three ways to go about this:

1. Sacked - North look like the bad guys as its all got too hard for them to manage, and Tarryn will be a harm to others and himself.
2. Traded for peanuts - North look like the bad guys because they are passing the buck and getting nothing back in return
3. Keep and help rehabilitate - Best option optics wise for North Melbourne AND Tarryn

Very interested to see how it unfolds. I think option 3 is the best bet.

Weird the North fan thinks some magical option to keep Thomas on the list is the best option.

 

[ant555]

An absolute howler from Sam McClown

Well he has history as far as moving the lips before the brain is engaged.

 

[Sporno 4 Pyros]

Look I know I shouldn’t be giving Damo’s Sliding Derps column clicks but it‘s Delusional Pearlers like this that keep me coming back.
Tell me Damo, what side is going to give up a first rounder for Tarryn Thomas

26

Tarryn Thomas

Age

24

Ht

190cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.0

3star

K

5.3

2star

HB

5.7

4star

M

2.1

2star

T

3.3

5star

CL

0.9

3star

D

7.8

2star

K

4.0

1star

HB

3.8

3star

M

1.3

1star

T

3.2

4star

CL

0.2

2star

D

12.8

4star

K

6.2

3star

HB

6.6

4star

M

2.8

3star

T

3.8

5star

CL

0.4

3star

??

 

[ant555]

Look I know I shouldn’t be giving Damo’s Sliding Derps column clicks but it‘s Delusional Pearlers like this that keep me coming back.
Tell me Damo, what side is going to give up a first rounder for Tarryn Thomas??
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The Middle West Wood Chuckers would. They play in the Damo Football League

 

[TheGrizz]

Look I know I shouldn’t be giving Damo’s Sliding Derps column clicks but it‘s Delusional Pearlers like this that keep me coming back.
Tell me Damo, what side is going to give up a first rounder for Tarryn Thomas??
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He is a lifetime Norf fan.

He tries to act impartial (and fails) but he has been brought back into the tent since the new CEO came in, who he has been friends with for decades.

 

[Dave]

WE'D BE FORTY POINTS UP WITH NEUTRAL UMPIRING

 

[boncer34]

Essendon is playing out of their skins. On paper we are better though, unfortunately, the game isn't played on paper

Hawthorne fan at 8pm yesterday.

Close the thread, we won't beat that.

 

[eth-dog]

Hawthorne fan at 8pm yesterday.

Close the thread, we won't beat that.

On paper they're the worst team since early expansion.

 

[boncer34]

On paper they're the worst team since early expansion.

Give me my like Ethan

 

[eth-dog]

Give me my like Ethan

Needy

 

[Beerfish]

Once again Cornes, on the Nine Footy Show, has got stuck into our club when speaking about JHF and last nights game against the Bulldogs. His hatred for North Melbourne builds weekly and is way over the top.

I've had enough so rang Channel 9 and complained about his performance. I told them that from here on I will no longer be watching their TV Channel. Not that that will worry them too much, but if anyone wants to reinforce my message their Melbourne number is 9429 0201.

 

[Ambrosia]

Can’t be real

 

[Halloween Jack]

Hawthorne fan at 8pm yesterday.

Close the thread, we won't beat that.

Did they specify which sort of paper? If toilet paper then this is not delusional

 

[Maddogm]

afl.com.au putting the announcement of the gather round extension in their top 10 highlights for the week. And high up.