Vintage Bay Diary of a Welching Flog - A True Story Containing a Real Life Grand Final Parade Welch

[royals1922]

Don't forget me and Cookie bro, our relationship is strictly platonic though, we just share a love for St Kilda and Fush and Chups.

No one separates you from your sheep.

 

[Plugger35]

No one separates you from your sheep.

Kiwis make the same sheep rooting jokes about Aussies btw.

Poms make sheep rooting jokes about both Aussies and Kiwis and also the Welsh.

The Irish are called pig rooters by the Poms which is quite ironic given the David Cameron pig rooting scandal.

 

[BigJoeD_]

Kiwis make the same sheep rooting jokes about Aussies btw.

Poms make sheep rooting jokes about both Aussies and Kiwis and also the Welsh.

The Irish are called pig rooters by the Poms which is quite ironic given the David Cameron pig rooting scandal.

Perhaps, but only the kiwis have been forced to up the cost of lamb due to the frenetic demand in their homeland.

It's now $25 per hour

 

[Jevy]

"The man with A Cut Above his eye"
Sensational casting Porky.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Welcome back Higgins2Waite!
I can't speak for anyone else, but this pathetic, socially inadequate cabbage scrubber is happy to see you back!

 

[JoseMourinho]

Sooz is 5'0", Jose.

Not interested.

 

[Higgins2Waite]

Not interested.

shallow!!!

 

[JoseMourinho]

shallow!!!

You said Fremantle Supporter! Sooz supports Norf!

 

[Shawt]

Keep up the insults, none of you peasants are worthy enough to drink my piss.
Officially retiring from this thread, and i have the last say bitches

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Peace Out, DVB

If you leave the thread before it has finished... you're actually guaranteeing that you can not possibly have the last word.

#runwelchierun

 

[JustaBattler]

The central character in this floggish tragedy is definately not the full quid - I wonder if the Bay is engaging in an injury troll- after all mental ill health is no laughing matter - or is he / she just a floggy flog - an uber flog..

so many questions arise when one gives weighty consideration to the issue of a welch.

 

[royals1922]

- H2W + B33

The greatest love story ever known.

 

[NorthernLights]

You said Fremantle Supporter! Sooz supports Norf!

She'll turncoat to Freo soon enough, might just need a bit of your Portuguese persuasion.

 

[Porked04]

The central character in this floggish tragedy is definately not the full quid - I wonder if the Bay is engaging in an injury troll- after all mental ill health is no laughing matter - or is he / she just a floggy flog - an uber flog..

so many questions arise when one gives weighty consideration to the issue of a welch.

I'm sure that the Croatian Tiger is flattered by your concerns but I'd imagine he is too preoccupied at becoming a Mod to care

 

[royals1922]

The central character in this floggish tragedy is definately not the full quid - I wonder if the Bay is engaging in an injury troll- after all mental ill health is no laughing matter - or is he / she just a floggy flog - an uber flog..

so many questions arise when one gives weighty consideration to the issue of a welch.

I see your point. If one is inclined to welchery, can they be the full quid.

 

[A Cut Above]

Keep up the insults, none of you peasants are worthy enough to drink my piss.

Does that mean you're in the habit of offering your urine to strangers?


"Why yes I would like to know more about the power of Jesus Christ! I am DaVillageIdiot, please enter my home and I will fetch you both refreshing glasses of my piss from the refrigerator."

 

[royals1922]

Does that mean you're in the habit of offering your urine to strangers?


"Why yes I would like to know more about the power of Jesus Christ! I am DaVillageIdiot, please enter my home and I will fetch you both refreshing glasses of my piss from the refrigerator."

Is DV B a welcher version of Bear Grylls

 

[Starburns_]

Never thought I'd see the Bay be more united than 17 supporter bases sinking the boots into Carlton in The Exers thread, but MEB, W4PM, and AA have shown that lulz at the expense of the Bay's resident village idiot transcends club allegiances.

 

[Packedlunch]

I think the kids are the forgotten victim in DVB's threat to bare all at the parade.

I'll be there with the little tykes. I tell ya if DVB runs past us he'll be upended and left sprawled on the ground arse out nursing gravel rash on his bell end.

Of course whilst wifey is sheltering the rugrats from this scarring, tormenting image , i'll take a few happy snaps for the bay.

 

[Smeg Head]

I think the kids are the forgotten victim in DVB's threat to bare all at the parade.

I'll be there with the little tykes. I tell ya if DVB runs past us he'll be upended and left sprawled on rhe ground arse out nursing gravel rash on is bell end.

Of course whilst wifey is sheltering the rugrats from this scarring, tormenting image , i'll take a few happy snaps for the bay.

Will you take some mini-packedlunches for the mini-packedlunches?

 

[Freofalcon]

I think the kids are the forgotten victim in DVB's threat to bare all at the parade.

I'll be there with the little tykes. I tell ya if DVB runs past us he'll be upended and left sprawled on rhe ground arse out nursing gravel rash on is bell end.

Of course whilst wifey is sheltering the rugrats from this scarring, tormenting image , i'll take a few happy snaps for the bay.

If you take him from the front, use the wide lens.

Don't want to embarrass the poor blighter.

 

[royals1922]

If you take him from the front, use the wide lens.

Don't want to embarrass the poor blighter.

It might be cold so he might have an excuse.

 

[Packedlunch]

If you take him from the front, use the wide lens.

Don't want to embarrass the poor blighter.

I don't intend to take him from any angle Falcon!

Ahh you mean photographically. Got it.

Lucky for dvb my camera makes things look girthier than they are....my fingers for example.

 

[JustaBattler]

I don't intend to take him from any angle Falcon!

Ahh you mean photographically. Got it.

Lucky for dvb my camera makes things look girthier than they are....my fingers for example.

Mate - leave your fingers out..

 

[Freofalcon]

There goes a cool alternate ending.

Doppelganger Bay 13 streaker is identified as exiled Bay 13 national "Amstaff" who illegally reentered the Bay.

Investigation in progress.

 

[Gray Day]