SCANDAL Disgruntled Dragon Threatens To Blow Whistle On big_ickygate

[damicky]

Still thinking about that after all this time?

RIP Naughty Nooks

 

[Callums_Guns]

Still thinking about that after all this time?

Welcome back kananooks

 

[Gralin]

The public deserve answers


Once I ran to you, Pug.

I think I've got an idea for a thread

 

[PhenomenalV1]

You're hiding something.

I don't know why you're accusing a Hawk of knowing what was going on behind the Dragon's closed doors.

 

[Tonga Bob]

I think I've got an idea for a thread

Is it a SCANDAL though?

 

[Tonga Bob]

I saw someone else post it

Thanks to Rodney Dangerfield if he was the original Shooper

Name and shame rat. Let's follow the breadcrumbs back to the source.

 

[Robertio]

Sounds like a soft sell.

The Living End did a great version.

 

[Gralin]

Is it a SCANDAL though?

Scandalously derivative perhaps

 

[Tonga Bob]

Scandalously derivative perhaps

Derivatively scandalous?

 

[Pugsley]

I don't know why you're accusing a Hawk of knowing what was going on behind the Dragon's closed doors.

You got out before the shit hit the fan

 

[Pugsley]

I think I've got an idea for a thread

You too?

 

[Tonga Bob]

 

[beez]

Looking at all of this, the beez had been tainted.

Only special people get access to my taint.

 

[Pugsley]

Only special people get access to my taint.

He was special.

 

[Gralin]

Only special people get access to my taint.

Would you categorise them as beez winners or losers?

 

[Tonga Bob]

Only special people get access to my taint.

I went back for seconds

 

[beez]

He was special.

Would you categorise them as beez winners or losers?

I went back for seconds

YOU ARE ALL DISGUSTING!

Get back to blowing the whistle.

Wait...NOT THAT LIKE YOU VULGAR DEGENERATES.

 

[Pugsley]

YOU ARE ALL DISGUSTING!

Get back to blowing the whistle.

Wait...NOT THAT LIKE YOU VULGAR DEGENERATES.

Beverly Hills Cop. Great movie.

 

[Gralin]

YOU ARE ALL DISGUSTING!

Get back to blowing the whistle.

Wait...NOT THAT LIKE YOU VULGAR DEGENERATES.

Ok

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Ok

Wrong whistle Gralin

 

[Gralin]

Wrong whistle Gralin

Don't you disrespect sewing bee

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Welcome back kananooks

Callums_Guns


FFS that's next weeks controversy

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Don't you disrespect sewing bee

We’re having a spelling bee on Bigfooty?

 

[damicky]

BREAKING NEWS

I just received the following cryptic message from PlayerX:

What colour do you get if you mix blue with yellow?

It is definitely not CrimsonViolet

 

[Greenery]

Fess up, fella.

serial_thrilla told me he saw big_icky posting on the Fremantle board and sent him a pm. Then we recruited big_icky is a rookie. I had no reason to suspect it was Dav, especially as big_icky was an Adelaide supporter, and a Dav was a Port Adelaide supporter.

When an anonymous member of the Sweet FA alerted me that big_icky could potentially be Dav I was horrified.

Once serial_thrilla started promoting Dav as captain I came to believe the rumours, and I couldn't allow my captaincy be threatened by an ineligible player.