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Ported said:
If we're judging past players, Monkhurst would be right up there. I don't know if he was actually dumb, he just looked like Igor.
A few weeks ago, Monkey's former teammate Gavin Crosisca lined him up to come to North Ballarat(who Crosisca coaches) to help out with training one night.
Well training was well underway with no sign of Monkey when Crosisca got a phone call.
It was Monkey, asking where everyone was.
Crosisca said we are at training where are you.
Monkey said I'm in Bendigo where is everyone.
 

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Macpie said:
z-dog said:
you gotta admit is was pretty funny watching that. kid was nearly bawling when he finally got taken off Rocca :)
pretty funny? are you heartless? whats going to be funnier is collingwood not making the 8 without any excuses. funnier still when malthouse admits chrisite makes all the calls come match day
 
z-dog said:
Macpie said:
pretty funny? are you heartless? whats going to be funnier is collingwood not making the 8 without any excuses. funnier still when malthouse admits chrisite makes all the calls come match day

heartless - a rookie gets a few goals booted on him and goes the blub. gimme a break

by the way did you mean Christ?
 
Dumb is like that Collingwood midfielder (I forget his name :) ) thinking he could just toss one off in his parked car and not get caught.

Even dumber was when the same guy thought he'd knock one out in public on another occasion. Again he was busted.

Definitely thinking with the little head and not the big head. :D

He makes Nathan Buckley's monotone warblings on The Footy Show seem like lectures from Stephen Hawking.
 

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Did anyone hear about Quinten Lynch getting pulled over and running away from the cops last year. He was ********ed as a mute and the lump of ******** thought he could out run the police. Hes no Benny Cousins.

Anyone got a link for that story??
 
Chewy said:
Dumb is like that Collingwood midfielder (I forget his name :) ) thinking he could just toss one off in his parked car and not get caught.

Even dumber was when the same guy thought he'd knock one out in public on another occasion. Again he was busted.

Definitely thinking with the little head and not the big head. :D

He makes Nathan Buckley's monotone warblings on The Footy Show seem like lectures from Stephen Hawking.

it must have really hurt yesterday - i bet when hodge kicked the first of the third quarter you thought you were home didn't you?
 
Macpie said:
it must have really hurt yesterday - i bet when hodge kicked the first of the third quarter you thought you were home didn't you?
not really worth the 12 minutes it took you to wright that now was it? but im sure it didnt hurt as much as 2002 and 2003 grand finals. ouch
 
Macpie said:
it must have really hurt yesterday - i bet when hodge kicked the first of the third quarter you thought you were home didn't you?

No. I actually called it really early in the 3rd qtr that you guys would win.

I had a great day with my friends. Had a few beers and a few laughs. I gave my Collingwood friends stick. They gave it back to me tenfold. I know that my side is pretty crap right now. So I don't get too worried about it, mate. I love going to the footy, even if my team loses. I don't treat it as though it's the be all and end all. It supposed to be fun, you goose.

BTW, Collingwood suck and have no chance of making the eight. Even if they do, they'll get flogged in the finals. Enjoy your BIG WIN over a struggling side....

Good game by Anthony Rock-Ape. Lucky for him he can play good footy, because he's definitely no Brain Scientist.
 
westernnugget said:
Did anyone hear about Quinten Lynch getting pulled over and running away from the cops last year. He was ********ed as a mute and the lump of ******** thought he could out run the police. Hes no Benny Cousins.

That's for sure.

By the way, you had a good game on the weekend Jaymie (can I call you that?). You took a few grabs, kicked a few goals. Top effort.

How would you sum up your performance?
 

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