Dwayne ' shit commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[Milk Steak]

How many “chaos ball” calls did he throw out today the dickbag. Heard “in the paint” at least once there too. Someone tell this w***er that Leonard Copeland isn’t playing and this isn’t 1990s NBL.

 

[Milk Steak]

Dwayne Russell just suggested during the lions game that Menzel kicks snaps at goal instead of a drop punt to make it look fancier? Is he ****ed in the head

 

[Mentallo]

Dwayne Russell just suggested during the lions game that Menzel kicks snaps at goal instead of a drop punt to make it look fancier? Is he ****** in the head

Yes.

 

[Reynolds Number]

Dwayne Russell just suggested during the lions game that Menzel kicks snaps at goal instead of a drop punt to make it look fancier? Is he ****** in the head

His head went the shake and bake a while ago.

 

[josh_eagles]

His head went the shake and bake a while ago.

I wouldn’t mind knuckling his “shake-and-baked” head then drop step that f***wit

 

[Le Grille]

Knuckles!


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[Le Grille]

Knuckles!


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He’s a ****ing **** stain


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[Trucker Tiger]

"From four deep!"

 

[Godchin]

"From four deep!"

I swear he just randomly chooses a number between 3 and 5 and then yells it out. There's no way he's accurately counting how deep the player came from every single marking contest. Pains me to no end.

 

[Uncle_Leo]

Knuckles, knuckle, knuckled.

What a dick.

 

[Draft Pick]

Cancel your foxtel subscription and when the operator asks why, tell them you cannot stand dwayne russell. If enough people can do that, it will happen.

Damn it. I cancelled it 3 months ago.

Had my opportunity and wasted it.

 

[Cleavy]

Just on 3AW, "Menzel hasn't done much wrong so far tonight." Game is barely 3 minutes old.

 

[Godchin]

I think he says "he's crushed the air out of it" nearly every time somebody takes a strong mark these days.

 

[Dogs Rule]

I think he says "he's crushed the air out of it" nearly every time somebody takes a strong mark these days.

Can't someone just do the same to him.

There have been some God awful callers over the years who you kind of miss in a way now, but when Der-Wayne finally disappears off our screens, he won't be one. Ever.

 

[CJApples87]

I reckon there are about 10-15 players in the league where he’s said “what x can’t do, can’t be done!”

Therefore all of these players have the exact same skill set.

 

[Mentallo]

Mentioned the footy gods before the first bounce, flicked over to Suns v Tigers.

 

[windyhill]

I swear when he says oh baby a part of me dies.

 

[010203]

We've got a double dose of Dwayne today. He's at Etihad to hopefully witness a Lions win.

 

[Mentallo]

In hell Derrrwayne calls every game of football.

 

[Cleavy]

In hell Derrrwayne calls every game of football.

that could be the firestarter

 

[Le Grille]

Big O **** up Russell you ********er


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[Private Hudson]

Big O **** up Russell you **********


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It’s like he knows it’s his last tv call for the year so he’s being extra ****ing annoying today.

 

[Draft Pick]

“Someone will enter the Hall of Fame on day because they will have the most spoils”

Lol

 

[Private Hudson]

Were you guys aware it’s Brisbanes last game of the year ? Dwayneo has only mentioned it 45 thousand times.

 

[010203]

I do get a laugh out of Dwayne saying ''wherever you're watching from around the world'', especially for a 1pm Sunday afternoon game. Dwayne, people in England aren't getting up at 4am to listen to you.