Dwayne ' shit commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[Uncle_Leo]

HE IS IN POSITION 1A!!!!

 

[Partridge]

100% could record his 5-6 most used quotes. Id vote

Half held
Backwards to go forwards
Chaos ball
Crazy good
Zigged when he should have zagged
From the paint? Spent it before he earned it?

Sack the campaigner and get a toddler to push those 5 buttons throughout a game. If no one complains or even notices, Fox just saved a few 100k a year.

Anyone who utters "from the paint" during a footy game should be met with a straight execution. No trial. No jury.

And then bayonet the corpse just to be certain.

 

[Alesana]

From 4 deep
Drop step

Should also add that “from 4 deep” actually means from 3 deep, and take off 10-15 meters whenever he says “from 65”

 

[Hoos]

King kicks to Gresham in the square.
“That’s phenomenal”.

What a cnut.

 

[tugga]

“Stengle, can I have this dance”

 

[Cleavy]

“Stengle, can I have this dance”

gonna drown him in his honey if this keeps up

 

[Hoos]

“Stengle, can I have this dance”

What the **** does that even mean?

 

[BloodRet]

“The lift doors closed on him” x2 this game. Is this a new one? Fmd

 

[freddy mercury]

“The lift doors closed on him” x2 this game. Is this a new one? Fmd

No, you've been fortunate enough not to hear it before.

 

[wilsonmatic]

'4 deep at the bar and got served!'
Come on Dwaino, get real.

 

[BigPond101]

'4 deep at the bar and got served!'
Come on Dwaino, get real.

I actually thought that was one of his better ones

 

[rank and file]

What the * does that even mean?

R1
Random Saints player gets a seagull handball forward of centre,runs 5 metres and bombs it inside 50.
Dwayne
"He puts the clutch in and goes looong"

 

[Hoos]

R1
Random Saints player gets a seagull handball forward of centre,runs 5 metres and bombs it inside 50.
Dwayne
"He puts the clutch in and goes looong"

Yeah, you can't deny if nothing else, he's consistent.

 

[rank and file]

Yeah, you can't deny if nothing else, he's consistent.

Deserves a Friday night gig,commentating Carlton blockbusters.
He'd be that excited,it would be worth it for the lols.

 

[Mentallo]

Deserves a Friday night gig,commentating Carlton blockbusters.
He'd be that excited,it would be worth it for the lols.

Please don’t make us have to suffer more than we already are.

 

[rank and file]

Please don’t make us have to suffer more than we already are.

OK
Give him a final instead

 

[TheEscapeClub]

Love him.

Ignore the haters Dwayno.

 

[TheEscapeClub]

Calling Bailey Humphrey “The Bear”.

What's wrong with that?

B. Humphrey

Humphrey B. Bear

Would have taken a second for one of us to come up with that one back in the day @ primary school. He would have hit the league having had that as his nickname for 10 years already.

 

[Hoos]

Love him.

Ignore the haters Dwayno.

 

[windyhill]

Love him.

Ignore the haters Dwayno.

Get off bigfooty pipe.

 

[10Dulkar]

He said zips and zaps - is that the new zigs and zags?

And everybody "goals" it now :|

 

[freddy mercury]

He said zips and zaps - is that the new zigs and zags?

And everybody "goals" it now :|

From the paint is my all time favourite.

Or Wreck it Rowell

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

Just pulled out "got his defender in a blender" which I .... Didn't hate. (On my fourth Bentspoke).

Ready to accept my thread ban

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

“Pedlar, on his bike.”

3 f***ing times today idiotboy Russell has dropped that one. It wasn’t remotely clever or amusing the first time.

 

[glenn2479]

Is he on drugs tonight?? Even more incomprehensible than usual