Dwayne ' shit commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[3rd Grade Maggy]

Can someone smother this campaigner with a pillow full of chloroform?

Smother's Day was yesterday. You'll have to wait till next year now

 

[janty]

Dwayne, Kelli and Derm.

What a team.

 

[010203]

Dwayne:"Up here at the Gabba". Champ, you did the game in Ballarat earlier today, don't kid your audience into thinking you're at the ground.

 

[matthew_s]

Dwayne:"Up here at the Gabba". Champ, you did the game in Ballarat earlier today, don't kid audience into thinking you're at the ground.

**** he shits me with that shit, did it all the time when he was doing NBL games

 

[janty]

Calling Bailey Humphrey “The Bear”.

 

[Mentallo]

Would've been pissed when Kelly called "And Big Ben strikes!!!' After Ben King

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Ben King

Age

24

Ht

202cm

Wt

98kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

7.2

2star

K

5.0

2star

HB

2.2

2star

M

3.5

4star

T

0.5

3star

G

1.3

5star

D

7.5

2star

K

5.6

2star

HB

1.9

1star

M

3.6

4star

T

0.3

1star

G

1.5

5star

D

6.8

2star

K

4.4

2star

HB

2.4

3star

M

3.2

4star

T

0.2

3star

G

1.0

4star

kicked a goal so D1ckhead follows up with the "All the Kings men" line which he rolled out a few weeks ago.

And Derrrwayne just say you are calling from Southbank, you apparently defend the decision on radio so stop lying to the Foxtel audience.

 

[010203]

Dwayne: ''It's a nervous crowd here at the Gabba''. Slight variation from saying ''the natives are restless'' which might have been a better thing to say when you're calling from a studio.

 

[TheJanuaryMan]

Calling Bailey Humphrey “The Bear”.

Adam Papalia used "Here's Humphrey" last week, which promptly found its way into last night's game also.

 

[Mentallo]

Kelly also used last night...
"Humphrey......Silences the crowd!!!" after he kicked a goal.
I could imagine the steam coming outta' Derrrrrwaynes ears wishing he had thought of that first.

 

[tugga]

Max King

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Max King

Age

24

Ht

202cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

7.3

2star

K

4.7

2star

HB

2.6

2star

M

2.7

3star

T

0.7

3star

G

1.4

5star

D

7.3

2star

K

4.7

2star

HB

2.6

2star

M

2.7

3star

T

0.7

1star

G

1.4

5star

D

8.0

2star

K

5.2

2star

HB

2.8

3star

M

2.8

3star

T

0.6

3star

G

1.4

5star

kicks a goal.
“And the seas have parted for the king”.
**** off you try hard knob.

 

[tugga]

King kicks to Gresham in the square.
“That’s phenomenal”.

 

[010203]

Just as I turned the St Kilda game on, Dwayne was on hand to tell me that the scoreline represented their biggest lead of the match.

 

[Saint12]

King kicks to Gresham in the square.
“That’s phenomenal”.

Had a smart arse wanna be funny guy for the name King in every contest he was in

 

[tugga]

Had a smart arse wanna be funny guy for the name King in every contest he was in

Turned it on mute after those two. Completely unlistenable.

 

[Partridge]

Turned it on mute after those two. Completely unlistenable.

I'd listen to the machine gun fire for his execution.

 

[burge13]

"Goes backwards to go forward" was said about 20x today. The bloke is insufferable. Please **** him

 

[janty]

"Wreck'em Rowell"

"Gunston......he's a gun"

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

They've been working hard on Wreck It Rowell - heard it across a few games now. Not sure if anyone has picked up on it yet but.

 

[Pistol Night]

He made it known yesterday that last year when Jack Higgins was missing a few goals he’d dubbed him Missy Higgins. He’s even plugging past floggery now.

 

[austinnn]

"It's enough to make a grown man cry"
"from little things big things grow"
"That's one of the goals of the year! "
"Is that 50?"
"Unbelieeeeevable."
"Half held. Half tackled. Got half a kick".
"Does it get any better than that?"
"Horrrrrrendous"
"It's party time!"
"That's golden Brown!" - Everything J Brown does something special
'that could be the fire-starter'
"in your dreams!!"
"Shorts it"
"Gives it some sky!'
"Gets plenty of shoe on it"
"They've been hanging off Goodes all day and he's been wearing them like a gold chain!"
"From the paint!"
"That could be the heart starter".
"To breath some life into this".
"Bring out the hundreds and thousands it's party time"

"Oh Baby!"

"If youve just joined us".

"Whenever you're watching from around the planet".

"He can get and go"
"Tried to go but didn't get"

"Goes backwards to go forward" was said about 20x today. The bloke is insufferable. Please * him

"Wreck'em Rowell"

"Gunston......he's a gun"

OK it is really time for someone to create an online DwaynePipe soundboard with all this shit. He clearly is a human soundboard already, but just to go all the way, featuring the classics above plus many more of his hits:

• "great to have your company!"
• "zigged when he should have zagged!"
• "x on the ball; y ON him"
• "self-service from the Butler"/"the Butler did it"
• "how good is that?"

 

[austinnn]

Oh god, just watching the replay of the Giants Saints game:

Russell
Lynch
Johnson

that is a combined IQ of barely double figures.

garbage timeslot
garbage camerawork
garbage commentators

just painful

 

[burge13]

OK it is really time for someone to create an online DwaynePipe soundboard with all this s**t. He clearly is a human soundboard already, but just to go all the way, featuring the classics above plus many more of his hits:

• "great to have your company!"
• "zigged when he should have zagged!"
• "x on the ball; y ON him"
• "self-service from the Butler"/"the Butler did it"
• "how good is that?"

100% could record his 5-6 most used quotes. Id vote

Half held
Backwards to go forwards
Chaos ball
Crazy good
Zigged when he should have zagged
From the paint? Spent it before he earned it?

Sack the campaigner and get a toddler to push those 5 buttons throughout a game. If no one complains or even notices, Fox just saved a few 100k a year.

 

[Alesana]

100% could record his 5-6 most used quotes. Id vote

Half held
Backwards to go forwards
Chaos ball
Crazy good
Zigged when he should have zagged
From the paint? Spent it before he earned it?

Sack the campaigner and get a toddler to push those 5 buttons throughout a game. If no one complains or even notices, Fox just saved a few 100k a year.

He loves a "shake n bake"

 

[LionsOrDieTrion]

From 4 deep
Drop step

 

[joy division]

As a commentator - no
On SEN - my favourite.