Dwayne ' shit commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[killtaker1993]

When I'm hosting a Microsoft Teams meeting now and someone pops in mid-meeting I make sure I say 'For those of you who have just joined us from whenever you are on the planet'

 

[010203]

anyone else ever have Dwayne appear to them in the kitchen when they're making a coffee saying 'and he makes it his moment' over and over and over? can't just be me

When Pat Cummins misfielded a ball during the Ashes series, I immediately said that Cummins ''spent it before he earned it''.

 

[10Dulkar]

When Pat Cummins misfielded a ball during the Ashes series, I immediately said that Cummins ''spent it before he earned it''.

That one at mid on he should have caught..he zigged when he should have zagged.

 

[Partridge]

That one at mid on he should have caught..he zigged when he should have zagged.

Much like Dwayne's fat head - I wish someone would punch instead of kick.

 

[GodelEscherFooty]

When I'm hosting a Microsoft Teams meeting now and someone pops in mid-meeting I make sure I say 'For those of you who have just joined us from whenever you are on the planet'

Gunna try ‘chaos ball’ next time this happens

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

Gunna try ‘chaos ball’ next time this happens

Would chaos ball be when you drop something inflammatory in the meeting, everyone starts angrily talking at once and you just mute yourself?

 

[Pragmatic Shill]

Has anyone actually called into his SEN show and asked why Fox don't call live from the game anymore? Would be very interested to hear his response.

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[GodelEscherFooty]

Would chaos ball be when you drop something inflammatory in the meeting, everyone starts angrily talking at once and you just mute yourself?

Yeah I reckon. Hospital pass to yourself. Unmute randomly just to say ‘that’s got cream dripping off it’ whilst continuing to stare stonily into the centre of the maelstrom.

 

[happy_eagle]

Taking a sausage roll from a plate, dipping it in sauce and then eating it

"Steals it, Rolls it, Goals it"

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

Taking a sausage roll from a plate, dipping it in sauce and then eating it

"Steals it, Rolls it, Goals it"

Off someone else plate at a shit work morning tea

 

[010203]

Surely Dwayne's most bizarre comment was ''oh drown em in your honey mots, drown em in your honey''.

 

[Mentallo]

Has anyone actually called into his SEN show and asked why Fox don't call live from the game anymore? Would be very interested to hear his response.

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Better still ask him why he defends the practice (which I believe he has in the past) then in the next breath pretends to be at the ground, just say from the Fox Footy studios in Sth Melb, at least you will gain a modicum of respect admitting that you are doing so.

 

[GodelEscherFooty]

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Taking a sausage roll from a plate, dipping it in sauce and then eating it

"Steals it, Rolls it, Goals it"

Off someone else plate at a s**t work morning tea

No work morning tea with sausage rolls is ever bad

 

[GodelEscherFooty]

Surely Dwayne's most bizarre comment was ''oh drown em in your honey mots, drown em in your honey''.

I think here Dwayne is referencing the ancient Roman practice of ‘drowning your enemies in honey’. Customarily, after a victory, Roman soldiers would take the body of their highest ranked foe and submerge the corpse in a large transparent honey filled case that they would leave on display in captured towns. This served to preserve the mortally wounded opposition as a reminder to the vanquished of Roman military might. It also acted as a symbol to show that even in the the sweetest of substances, you can still find death - a reminder from Rome that even when times are good, one must always remember that death forever lurks nearby.

 

[Partridge]

Better still ask him why he defends the practice (which I believe he has in the past) then in the next breath pretends to be at the ground, just say from the Fox Footy studios in Sth Melb, at least you will gain a modicum of respect admitting that you are doing so.

Interesting, the most famous historical example of calling sport remotely - the radio covering the 1938 test series from England in a studio, did just that. They were called the "Synthetic" tests. They received telegrams, added crowd noise, McGilvray hitting the desk with a pencil for the sound of bat on ball. But they admitted loud and clear what they were doing (McGilvray covered it in great and entertaining detail in his first book). So people didn't mind.

If Russell and the rest of the Fox clowns were a bit more honest I think most would be a lot more easygoing about it.

 

[windyhill]

F


No work morning tea with sausage rolls is ever bad

Agreed, unless microwaved. (Sorry tiger fans)

 

[GodelEscherFooty]

Agreed, unless microwaved. (Sorry tiger fans)

Richmond won three flags and still microwaved their sossy rolls? Or are you now talking about metaphorical sausage rolls i.e. snags i.e. majors i.e. goals i.e. wide boys

 

[Mentallo]

Suddenly it sounds like 70000 people are in here!!!

Must’ve cranked up the volume on the ol’ Alpine speakers in the Sth Melb studio huh Derrrrrrrwaye?

 

[Mentallo]

Why is Mr Potato Head calling this game from Sth Melb along with Adam Papalia who is actually at the stadium?
Why Foxtel why????

 

[Jars458]

Caught Marshall. The man is a buffoon.

 

[reggie]

Better still ask him why he defends the practice (which I believe he has in the past) then in the next breath pretends to be at the ground, just say from the Fox Footy studios in Sth Melb, at least you will gain a modicum of respect admitting that you are doing so.

And ask him why they bother to drive to Victorian grounds if it's good enough to not have commentators at games in other states

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

Very pleased with himself with a couple of the name puns yesterday

 

[010203]

The Pipe will do the North Melbourne vs Gold Coast match this weekend played in Tasmania. Listen out for "it feels like another 1000 people have just turned up" or " you can feel the atmosphere heating up" from the South Melbourne studio.

 

[Cleavy]

imagine how many pre-match red bulls and coffees he will need to consume to inject life into that game...

 

[Mr Ripper]

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“LIVING THE DREAM!!” according to Dwayno. I know when I was a kid, all I wanted to do was kick a bag against Gold Coast in front of 3000 in a last round dead rubber in Hobart.