Dwayne ' shit commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[freddy mercury]

I'll take a slab of Andy Maher over one longneck of Dwayne

Ill take a warm barrel of light ice over both.

 

[BOMBERBLITZ]

Did anyone else recently hear him say...

"Swallow....swallows it, then gets swallowed!"

 

[SuperMal]

Did anyone else recently hear him say...

"Swallow....swallows it, then gets swallowed!"

Only the young lady on the corner in the mini skirt and fishnet top……..

 

[janty]

Jesse's Curl! when Hogan kicks a goal.

 

[Mentallo]

“It’s deafening in here all of a sudden!!”

Cleaner must’ve fired up the vacuum in the Sth Melb studio.

 

[SuperMal]

“It’s deafening in here all of a sudden!!”

Cleaner must’ve fired up the vacuum in the Sth Melb studio.

Memo to Dwayne - You’re a PILLOCK!

 

[awfl]

Anyone watching north vs Melbourne ATM and just hear huddo say Eddie ford so the "ford laser" lmao

 

[greekstyler]

Dwayne at it again. Jackson v Fort in the ruck, Fort wins the tap: “Fort Knocks” then a pause, to a Freo player.

 

[Norm De Guerre]

With about 8 minutes to play Derwayne squealed "2POINT GAME...FREO'S SEASON STILL ALIVE!!!!!!"

They were and remain 3 games and 12% outside the 8.

 

[SuperMal]

With about 8 minutes to play Derwayne squealed "2POINT GAME...FREO'S SEASON STILL ALIVE!!!!!!"

They were and remain 3 games and 12% outside the 8.

Shoot the campaigner, will you?

 

[SuperMal]

Seems McDonald ‘span’ out of trouble last night….OMG…

 

[Partridge]

With about 8 minutes to play Derwayne squealed "2POINT GAME...FREO'S SEASON STILL ALIVE!!!!!!"

They were and remain 3 games and 12% outside the 8.

Single worst part about yesterday is the Perth commentary team is actually pretty good. Papalia is terrific; no barracking, no useless stats, no ridiculous family history (yet another atrocity started by McAvaney), he actually calls the game and lets the action speak for itself. Pavlich is good, Buckley is good etc.

But had to ruin it by inserting that fat fecking moron into the call.

 

[matthew_s]

Pavlich is good

you had me until this bit.

 

[Hoos]

you had me until this bit.

Compared to der-wayne he's Martin Tyler.

 

[Iago]

You. Cannot. Script. His. Rubbish.
Never met a rhyme or alliteration he didn't like.

Terrible caller. If you've just joined us he says the same annoying fact over and over again.

 

[ApplecrossWC]

And he gets 100s of callers calling in every day complimentary of his commentary. Can't be to bad. Think this thread just has an axe to grind

Agreed. There are a lot of keyboard warriors in here who are jealous that Dwayne is getting paid the big bucks to do what he loves

 

[peternorth]

Agreed. There are a lot of keyboard warriors in here who are jealous that Dwayne is getting paid the big bucks to do what he loves

I dont think he receives any negative or critical callers/SMS.

 

[Partridge]

Agreed. There are a lot of keyboard warriors in here who are jealous that Dwayne is getting paid the big bucks to do what he loves

I'll answer that.

No. Completely wrong. I don't want to be a caller, and I don't care if he makes 100K, 200K, 500K a year to do it. Good for him.

Why he's hated by many (as a commentator) is:

1. Talking up literally every single passage of play like its exceptional.
2. SHOUTING. ALL. THE. TIME.
3. Following the Bruce protocol of absolutely irrelevant bits of trivia about players that he seems to think provide some amazing insight. No one cares if a player's uncle was in the Botswana 2nd XI at basket weaving.
4. Relentless insertion of horrendous phrases that aren't funny, aren't clever, aren't entertaining, and are completely cringeworthy.
5. A late addition but a worthy one - pretending to be at the ground from a South Melbourne studio. You fat clown.

I'm sure there are many, many more.

 

[Iago]

Agreed. There are a lot of keyboard warriors in here who are jealous that Dwayne is getting paid the big bucks to do what he loves

I don't think that is the case. Just because you don't like someone doesn't mean you're jealous of them. It may be, as hard as this may be to fathom, one just doesn't like the way he calls a game. As stated above all are very good examples of why he is not very good. I reckon he has gone downhill once he started calling basketball games.

 

[Cleavy]

Agreed. There are a lot of keyboard warriors in here who are jealous that Dwayne is getting paid the big bucks to do what he loves

that's a half drop-step towards the incorrect conclusion

 

[rocker_oz33]

Dance step .

 

[rocker_oz33]

Kelli underpants Is worse

 

[killtaker1993]

"Jesse's Curl" I should despise but I like for some reason (the song and the reference)

 

[Hoos]

Agreed. There are a lot of keyboard warriors in here who are jealous that Dwayne is getting paid the big bucks to do what he loves

Absolutely. I defy anyone here not be jealous of someone who gets paid a fortune to be a complete f**kwit.

 

[Hoos]

Kelli underpants Is worse

She may have a more grating voice but no, der-wayne is worse. Much, much worse.