Dwayne ' shit commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[royalsfan]

God I hate his calling of the game.

Would someone at Foxtel headquarters PLEASE tell the moron that the team is West Coast Eagles. Why on earth does he persist in calling us "the West Coast" - why doesn't he also call " the Essendon" or "the Richmond" etc - it just shit$ he to tears every time!

 

[Lord Nicholson]

You can live on the West Coast, but you can't live in the Essendon.

 

[PalaceGun]

West Coast

Quite a stupid and vague name to begin with...

Except Nicholas isn't a complete ****ing dolt.

Well that's debatable...

 

[Bristol]

I'd much rather WCE just change their name to the Perth Eagles.

 

[royalsfan]

I'd much rather WCE just change their name to the Perth Eagles.

I would rather Hawthorn change their name to Tassie.

(Just as silly isn't it!!)

 

[royalsfan]

You can live on the West Coast, but you can't live in the Essendon.

Huh??

He could say - the Eagles, Just like - the Bombers

Or He could say - West Coast, Just like - Essendon.

We are called the West Coast Eagles
You are called the Essendon Bombers

Get it?

 

[Bloods 1874]

Natanui hits the game like lightening hits the night!!
Ummm. WTF?

This.
I think that the commentators take drugs pre game. How else can you explain Paul Roos and the monotones or Dwayne pumping out crap like that?

 

[Burzum]

I heard him the other night on 3AW, he didn't seem as annoying on the radio.

 

[Toshowyouwhy]

Dwayno has a notebook of pearlers he's thought up over the off-season, I'm sure there will be plenty more like that to come.

 

[Bristol]

Huh??

He could say - the Eagles, Just like - the Bombers

Or He could say - West Coast, Just like - Essendon.

We are called the West Coast Eagles
You are called the Essendon Bombers

Get it?

No, but Dwayne says "the West Coast" when referring to the team. eg...

"Today's match The West Coast vs. Essendon"
"He hits the pass target and the West Coast are into attack"
"That was HORRENDOUS by the West Coast"

Not "The [West Coast] Eagles" or "West Coast", but "THE West Coast". It doesnt sound right, it should just be "West Coast"

 

[Burzum]

Richo also did/does that with GWS.

 

[Lord Nicholson]

Huh??

He could say - the Eagles, Just like - the Bombers

Or He could say - West Coast, Just like - Essendon.

We are called the West Coast Eagles
You are called the Essendon Bombers

Get it?

I'm not saying that it's right, it's just that it's pretty clear where the mistake comes from. In everyday conversation talking about the geographical location, you would never say "the Essendon" but you would say "the west coast".

More frustrating is everyone continually saying "the GWS" because "The Greater Western Sydney" is never going to make sense in any context.

 

[HurlsMeister18]

I actually enjoyed his call of the Doggies V Eagles game on Sunday. Came up with some pearlers as mentioned on previous page. With some commentators you get the feeling the are pretending to be genuinely excited but I never get that feeling with Dwayno. I know he talks some crap but I also think he enjoys every game he commentates.

 

[royalsfan]

No, but Dwayne says "the West Coast" when referring to the team. eg...

"Today's match The West Coast vs. Essendon"
"He hits the pass target and the West Coast are into attack"
"That was HORRENDOUS by the West Coast"

Not "The [West Coast] Eagles" or "West Coast", but "THE West Coast". It doesnt sound right, it should just be "West Coast"

Exactly

 

[Confuscius]

Has anyone worked out what "CHAOS BALL" actually means yet?

 

[Wharf]

He is great value! Genuinely laugh out loud at every brain-dead call he makes

 

[The Speaker]

Has anyone worked out what "CHAOS BALL" actually means yet?

Google tells me it means this:

 

[cmndstab]

Has anyone worked out what "CHAOS BALL" actually means yet?

I honestly laugh every time I hear him exclaim "THE CHAOS BALL". It's a laugh of bemusement. Where the hell does he come up with this junk?

 

[BartBart]

Is Russell still pushing his WCE tanked to get Jack Darling using Pick 26 hobby horse? Or has he reduced the number of times he mentions it in a game from his usual 20?

 

[Lord Nicholson]

Has anyone worked out what "CHAOS BALL" actually means yet?

It sounds like some sort of insane joke from Futurama. I wouldn't be surprised if it actually was.

 

[joe444]

"Chaos Balls are projectiles fired by Goblin Sorcerers and Tim. The chaos ball has one health point, and can be destroyed instantly with any weapon or tool. Similar to Burrowing Monsters, chaos balls are unaffected by blocks. The caster will fire three times before teleporting to a new location."

http://terraria.wikia.com/wiki/Chaos_Ball

 

[Valentino Dmitri]

I honestly laugh every time I hear him exclaim "THE CHAOS BALL". It's a laugh of bemusement. Where the hell does he come up with this junk?

They ought to make chaos ball a reality in the nab cup next year. I'm thinking that if neither team scores in a five minute period, the lights go off and Craig Willis bellows "The Chaos Ball!" over the PA. The Chaos Ball, similar in size and shape to a basketball and encrusted with pulsating red LEDs, is launched from a cannon into the centre square. If either team can score a goal with the Chaos Ball they receive a x2 multiplier to any of their scores for the remainder if the quarter. If it is a super goal, then it is x3 and a randomly selected retired club champion can enter the field of play as a nineteenth man.

On a more serious note, how does this bloke still have no clue as to how he holding the ball rule works? Get sick of hearing firing cheap shots about how player x got away with an incorrect disposal.

 

[jefffff34]

"Koschitzke's the hot man"

Checked the stats...3 possessions, 1 mark, 1 goal; 10 minutes into the 2nd quarter.

 

[Drummond]

"Koschitzke's the hot man"

Checked the stats...3 possessions, 1 mark, 1 goal; 10 minutes into the 2nd quarter.

Love your work.

Don't forget he came FROM FOUR DEEP on that last mark.

 

[Drummond]

Saints just conceded their second goal in almost a half of footy.

"Saints defence in disarray."

Is this guy for real? Does he believe the spew he says?