Dwayne ' shit commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[Sprout]

Brian Taylor putting his hand up for worst commentator tonight.

Davey takes 3 bounces and chips to an unmanned Crameri in the goalsquare, BT exclaims 'Davey 3 bounces, kicks and misses'

BT is no Derwayne, but he does seem worse than I remember. There's something almost condescending in the way he calls the game when it's teams like the Gold Coast.

The most floggish moment was when K Hunt ran into some traffic like any player would and BT takes the piss: " 'Oh wow!' says Karmichael...'this game is 360 degrees!'.."

*Awkward silence in the box*

 

[jefffff34]

Dwayne doing the GWS game.

 

[Toshowyouwhy]

His smugness is going to break my TV.

 

[Flawed Genius]

Am watching. With a beer. Am going to attempt the drinking game.

 

[Flawed Genius]

"The AFL finally sticks its flag in the soil here."

It's going to be a long day.

 

[jefffff34]

lol at his name being spelt wrong in the commentator list.

 

[Flawed Genius]

"It IS a different GWS this week!"

Can't wait to see how this one comes back to bite him.

 

[Confuscius]

Sticks some shoe into it!


Y'know... as opposed to every other kick in AFL history using no shoe whatsoever*

*Acknowledging Lindsay Thomas' shoeless goal.

 

[Flawed Genius]

Since Dwayne's "it's a different GWS this week" comment, it's 24-0 WCE.

 

[Jemaine]

 

[jefffff34]

Luke Power has made the most assists ever in the AFL.....

1) Surely that would only be in the last 10-15 years as the stat wasn't taken for the previous 90 odd ****ing years of the competition...

2) Power didn't even kick it to Palmer.

 

[Flawed Genius]

But it's arguable.

Ricciuto insinuating that GWS would be happy with their two goals and 19 point deficit because they were down by about 6 goals this time last week.

 

[Flawed Genius]

Jeremy Cameron's speccy this week is the reason he won the Rising Star nomination last week.

My god.

 

[Confuscius]

Jeremy Cameron's speccy this week is the reason he won the Rising Star nomination last week.

My god.

How many beers down are you? And what is this Dwayne drinking game

 

[Flawed Genius]

How many beers down are you? And what is this Dwayne drinking game

Several. You basically just drink every time he says something dumb.

*edit, happy goth look, brb I have to drink a keg

 

[Confuscius]

So you're permanently drinking? Sounds fun. Good luck lasting till half time.

 

[Flawed Genius]

Since Dwayne's "it's a different GWS this week" comment, it's 24-0 WCE.

It's now 64-6.

 

[Toshowyouwhy]

This a very important game for West Coast!

 

[Dan]

A man put 1 million dollars on wce , right now hes looking ok.

He was ok before the game started to be honest.

 

[jefffff34]

My God it shits me when someone gets caught holding the ball and he says "THAT'S BALL!!!!"

 

[Flawed Genius]

"Hams can get and go!"

 

[Toshowyouwhy]

This pass target thing is getting silly.

 

[Confuscius]

Is Folau playing? Haven't seen him near it

Edit: Dwayne talking up GWS effort. Saying they got some momentum back in the first quarter. Current score: 84 to 25

 

[Toshowyouwhy]

Kennedy beats off Mohr....

 

[Flawed Genius]

Schofield hits the post and Dwayne reckons "that'll hurt".

WCE are 66 points up. How is it going to hurt? Mentally? Poor Schofield.