Dwayne ' shit commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[Toshowyouwhy]

Dwayne has been excruciating today.

 

[Fat Nyfe]

Gawd the amount of times he says "biggest lead of the game" in a one-sided game where the lead only goes one way

 

[Sprout]

Gawd the amount of times he says "biggest lead of the game" in a one-sided game where the lead only goes one way

It's hysterically stupid how he does that.

 

[Gibbsy]

This is from the 50... he puts some shoe on it!

 

[Flawed Genius]

How do you even put some shoe on something?

 

[Pumbi]

When he used the word HORRENDOUS to describe Schofield's year off the field I squirmed.

 

[Sharks On A Plane]

He's doing the Equestrian for the Olympics, and thus missing rounds 18-20.

It's party time!!!!111!

 

[happy_eagle]

He would not be suited to Equestrian at all

FROM THE PAINT !!!!!!!!

 

[Sprout]

I'm imagining Dwayne calling equestrian and blowing a gasket at every jump.

"Stupendous!!....Outrageous!!....Off the radar!!!..."

 

[Keys]

I'm imagining Dwayne calling equestrian and blowing a gasket at every jump.

"Stupendous!!....Outrageous!!....Off the radar!!!..."

He can jump and go here

That's the biggest jump of the day

It's a chaos jump

 

[Flawed Genius]

"They'll just have to get right back on the horse!!!!1!11!!"

He would think he was a right genius for that one.

 

[Sprout]

Gives it some hoof!

 

[Truckosaurus]

GIVES IT SOME HORSE SHOE!


Today I liked "Riewoldt... run down! STILL GETS IT AND GOES!" No Dwayne, he picked up the loose ball and kicked for goal after a couple of steps to steady himself.

 

[hoskoau]

My favourite was when he was saying that its legal to just drop the ball if a player hasn't had prior opportunity. That got out lawed back when KB was playing. If it gets knocked out in a tackle thats one thing but to say you can just drop it is rubbish.

Why do we keep getting him on West Coast matches??

 

[Dogs Rule]

Calling the equestrian eh? That's crazy good.

Wasn't going to watch it anyway, but that little announcement has just confirmed it.

Surely they could have sent him to the syncronised swimming though?

 

[Beerfish]

Gives it some hoof!

That's crazy good.

 

[The Falcon Strike]

Win win for all! Nobody watches equestrian so he's practically off air for a few weeks.

I don't mind the cross country truth be told - looks like he'll be fuqing that up

 

[Djcjdees]

This is from the 50... he puts some shoe on it!

Wouldn't be from 50, it'd be FROM THE PAINT!!!! THE FIRESTARTER!!!

 

[zb14]

Horse goes lame.... This could be the killshot!

 

[Those]

I hope Dwayno isn't commentating anything else at the Olympics, such as the track relays

"Carter makes it somebody else's problem, and now Frater can get and go.
Frater makes it somebody else's problem, and now Bolt can get and go.
Bolt makes it somebody's else's problem, and now Powell can get and go."

Lighting the cauldron could be the FIRESTARTER!

 

[cmndstab]

For those who tuned in late, at one point Australia held the biggest lead of the games with one gold medal!!!

 

[Keys]

Horse goes lame.... This could be the killshot!

 

[Adz]

My favourite was when he was saying that its legal to just drop the ball if a player hasn't had prior opportunity. That got out lawed back when KB was playing. If it gets knocked out in a tackle thats one thing but to say you can just drop it is rubbish.

Why do we keep getting him on West Coast matches??

Actually he is correct. If you don't have prior dropping is allowed.

 

[Mr Ripper]

Actually he is correct. If you don't have prior dropping is allowed.

You and Der-Wayne (and The Giesch, for that matter) might like to acquaint yourselves with law 15.2.3 b.

 

[hoskoau]

Actually he is correct. If you don't have prior dropping is allowed.

Ummm no its not

15.2.3 holding the football — Prior opportunity/No Prior opportunity
Where the field Umpire is satisfied that a Player in possession of the football:

b) has not had a prior opportunity to dispose of the football, the field Umpire shall award a Free Kick against that Player if, upon being Correctly Tackled, the Player does not Correctly Dispose or attempt to Correctly Dispose of the football after being given a reasonable opportunity to do so.

Your not allowed to just drop it you have to at least attempt to handball or kick it.