Official Team Thread East Side Hawks :: Season 31 :: Festival of the Biggie! Headliner: por_please_ya!

[haydo]

Gumbies, it's been a while. Have you recruited someone who actually posts in the time I've been away?

They did but then I left

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They did but then I left

Oof, lift your player retention game Barry.

 

[StFly]

Oof, lift your player retention game Barry.

No can do, we provide a valuable service for the SFA in sending people off into the wider BF as complete people instead of incompetent shitstirrers.

Hence why you're back after your stint at the Dragons, as they're shit at it.

 

[Biggie]

How’s the serenity

 

[Barrybran]

Oof, lift your player retention game Barry.

What is with people re-entering the league without doing their homework?

 

[Barrybran]

Evening Hawks. I hope you're all well. I thought I'd bring some friends along seeing as Gladys is letting us play in bigger groups now.

GWS Goose Genghis Tron StFly beez Riviat Rodney Dangerfield omgfridge Brick Loosener Jivlain NSWCROW BlueE peterss bone2468

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

Do I have to play practice matches still?
Or am I above that?

 

[NSWCROW]

Evening Hawks. I hope you're all well. I thought I'd bring some friends along seeing as Gladys is letting us play in bigger groups now.

GWS Goose Genghis Tron StFly beez Riviat Rodney Dangerfield omgfridge Brick Loosener Jivlain NSWCROW BlueE peterss bone2468

NGL, would i go there ??

 

[PMBangers]

Do I have to play practice matches still?
Or am I above that?

Yes, only because I want the SPITCOAL MEDAL to return ASAP

 

[omgfridge]

Do I have to play practice matches still?
Or am I above that?

I wish you were above getting benched in prelim finals...

 

[Riviat]

I heard Genghis Tron sits in a pod full of water with earmuffs on and feels the beat vibrate rather than listens to music

We weren't going to reveal that he's part dolphin but the cats out of the bag now.

And also fat, we can't all be immaculate.

We don't fat shame our own StFly, only the oppo.

 

[Riviat]

They did but then I left

S31 hasn't started yet, the door is still open for a return

mate, they are called Snags and the only thing allowed on snags is dead horse.

Give it away young chap, you lost already.

Snags and mash doesn't have the same ring to it. I wish Bunnings sausage sizzles had the option of gravy as i'd go for that over dead horse every time. Thick beef gravy, yes please.

 

[Chipmunk]

Thick beef gravy, yes please.

England signs Riviat

 

[eth-dog]

Nothing beats cooking duck fat on roast vegetables though

 

[Riviat]

England signs Riviat

My parents are from England so I like to sort of classify myself as semi-English.

 

[omgfridge]

My parents are from England so I like to sort of classify myself as semi-English.

My family is eventually english. Must've loved the water too because they came here by boat.

 

[Zoops]

I played one alright game for the FJGD team. I've got a 100% win record. Bring on the season!

 

[Barrybran]

I played one alright game for the FJGD team. I've got a 100% win record. Bring on the season!

Hey you

 

[serial_thrilla]

Hey you

He's feeling spoilt after all the attention he got this week via PM.

 

[Zoops]

Hey you

I'm a hockey fan... Agent93 is also a hockey fan. That's all I'll say for today.

 

[eth-dog]

He's feeling spoilt after all the attention he got this week via PM.

And he's made a good choice too

 

[eth-dog]

I'm a hockey fan... Agent93 is also a hockey fan. That's all I'll say for today.

I like the part where they beat each other up.

 

[serial_thrilla]

And he's made a good choice too

But will he think that after being stuck match threads with a rodent all season?

 

[Chipmunk]

But will he think that after being stuck match threads with a rodent all season?

Apparently I spend half my time in other teams' threads

 

[eth-dog]

But will he think that after being stuck match threads with a rodent all season?

Hey, a dog is a canine! Learn your animals!