Official Team Thread East Side Hawks :: Season 31 :: Festival of the Biggie! Headliner: por_please_ya!

[Agent93]

Hawks losing their best poster of the last two seasons, sad

It is a little sad, but the fact was Bangers wants to run a club, and I'd already handed over to Chip. Compromising to keep both would have made neither happy which is net loss. Letting Bangers go with our thanks is good for the league, especially given the boring sinkhole he's gone to.

 

[Agent93]

I can't even remember who won it last season lol

The prophet of the cult of the teenager.

 

[eth-dog]

I can't even remember who won it last season lol

Neither do I but still, second two years running?

 

[por_please_ya]

The prophet of the cult of the teenager.

Ahhhh yes, our saviour.

 

[SM]

The larrikin award

In the middle of winter when your team is losing some sh*t game, in the rain, against the bottom placed side in the league there's nothing nice than a pint of the cold stuff and here it is, the froth on the cold one. I've said it before: expectations are now very high.

Round 1 came again, and he backed up the S30 EKA performance with more of that team-leading engagement. By the end of the season he'd again racked up the greatest volume of posts for the club, and was obviously well liked by all and sundry.

1st place for season 31, and winner of the larrikin award for the second straight season:
PMBangers

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Would you all please be upstanding and skull your beers! Congratulations!

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Well done mate!

 

[PMBangers]

Thanks guys for the votes, as I said in the team PM a month or so back, this has been a great group to post with and have around me, hope to beat you all in the S32 grand final =P

 

[por_please_ya]

Thanks guys for the votes, as I said in the team PM a month or so back, this has been a great group to post with and have around me, hope to beat you all in the S32 grand final =P

Can't wait to see you try
All the best mate, has been fantastic having you in the team.

 

[Chipmunk]

Round 15 :: Sun May 16th, 2021
East Side Hawks 10.9.69 lost to Gumbies FFC 12.5.77 @ The Eyrie
by Chipmunk

Our winning run came to an end as we lost against the in-form Gumbies. It seemed to be a foregone conclusion when the Gumbies, based on their strong defence, went to a 6 goal lead at the end of the third quarter.

Then things changed and we staged an amazing comeback, with goals from Agent93 , PhenomenalV1 , NinjaSwan and a couple from Itsmyshow and we were within a kick! We had a shot from IMS to win it…but unfortunately it fell away and the Gumbies went the other way to win it.

Zoops and por_please_ya got 26 disposals and PMBangers 8 tackles.

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[Agent93]

East Side Hawks 10.9.69 lost to Gumbies FFC 12.5.77 @ The Eyrie

What a bullshit game that was. We had them!

 

[Chipmunk]

What a bullshit game that was. We had them!

I think someone deleted the last few lines of the sim.

 

[eth-dog]

*Checks to make sure my calculations are correct*

That puts me into first with 3 games left!

 

[Chipmunk]

Round 16 :: Sun May 23rd, 2021
East Side Hawks 11.11.77 lost to Gold City Royals 17.12.114 @ The Golden Throne
by Chipmunk

After the strong efforts of the previous weeks it would be no surprise that we had a lower week, and the Royals took advantage.

We had some strong performances by por_please_ya (25 disposals), PMBangers (8 tackles), Itsmyshow (5 goals) and 11kgm (4 goals). The season will go down to the final game.

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[Chipmunk]

Round 17 :: Sun May 30th, 2021
East Side Hawks 14.7.91 defeated Roys FFC 10.8.68 @ The Eyrie
by Chipmunk

In rainy conditions, we were aiming to reach Finals. In our way was the Roys. After a slow start we came back to overpower our opponents, who were soon celebrating as they had reached finals as well. In the game, it was the Biggie show, scoring 4 and his 300th goal. We finished 7th!

por_please_ya and Zoops have 22 disposals, with SM with 5 tackles were important for the win.

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[Chipmunk]

And now for the traditional early finals exit....



Elimination Final

East Side Hawks 12.4.76 lost to Baghdad Bombers 12.7.79 @ Abdu Prison
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It was a valiant effort from our team who went 20 points down in the first quarter. In some ways it was a great team performance to bring it back to within a kick and for our star player to try a long range effort for the win. Unfortunately it want to be for another season.

Biggie had 3 goals and Golumless 19 disposals, with Chipmunk BOG. The journey has been fun, until next time when we will (hopefully) go further!

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[Chipmunk]

An announcement from the East Side...
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Before we announce the top 5 Biggie-est players this season, we have an announcement to make. We’ve had a great history as the Hawks. But as time goes on, our brand evolves, and it is time for the East Side to be represented by a new emblem, to strike fear into all opponents who visit the Eyrie.

With a massive thanks to Zoops for drawing up the rebrand, we would like to announce that the new name for the East Side Hawks is…

We will be running out as the East Side Phoenix for the first game of the season next week and we are excited for the fans to cheer us on in Season 32.​

 

[DenieD]

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An announcement from the East Side...
​

Before we announce the top 5 Biggie-est players this season, we have an announcement to make. We’ve had a great history as the Hawks. But as time goes on, our brand evolves, and it is time for the East Side to be represented by a new emblem, to strike fear into all opponents who visit the Eyrie.

With a massive thanks to Zoops for drawing up the rebrand, we would like to announce that the new name for the East Side Hawks is…

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We will be running out as the East Side Phoenix for the first game of the season next week and we are excited for the fans to cheer us on in Season 32.​

Worst kept secret ever.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

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An announcement from the East Side...
​

Before we announce the top 5 Biggie-est players this season, we have an announcement to make. We’ve had a great history as the Hawks. But as time goes on, our brand evolves, and it is time for the East Side to be represented by a new emblem, to strike fear into all opponents who visit the Eyrie.

With a massive thanks to Zoops for drawing up the rebrand, we would like to announce that the new name for the East Side Hawks is…

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We will be running out as the East Side Phoenix for the first game of the season next week and we are excited for the fans to cheer us on in Season 32.​

This is terrible.

 

[Chipmunk]

The Biggie-est cup

And now for the climax of the festival, the presentation of the Biggie-est cup.

Round by round you’ve seen the top 5 players in each game, but don't forget that everyone who gets game time scores points . We’ve seen the first three leaderboard updates, we know who was out in front. So let's see how the final rounds have affected the standings.

Here is the top 5!

5th place
(Last season: 3rd)


Agent93



Best in Rd 14, and Finals Week 1, top5, in Rd 15 and 16. It’s been a great season for our 5th place finisher and Co-Captain. Starting in the Centre and moving to the back, he was thrown forward to coincide with our good form and scored his 200th goal.​

 

[Quivorir]

Would rather be the Pennsylvania Vampires.

 

[Headless]

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An announcement from the East Side...
​

Before we announce the top 5 Biggie-est players this season, we have an announcement to make. We’ve had a great history as the Hawks. But as time goes on, our brand evolves, and it is time for the East Side to be represented by a new emblem, to strike fear into all opponents who visit the Eyrie.

With a massive thanks to Zoops for drawing up the rebrand, we would like to announce that the new name for the East Side Hawks is…

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We will be running out as the East Side Phoenix for the first game of the season next week and we are excited for the fans to cheer us on in Season 32.​

Sorry mate, don't think NaturalDisaster will allow this.

 

[Quivorir]

Actually I am admin now. I won't allow this.

 

[Chipmunk]

4th place
(New entry)


Hate



New signing Hate has been an integral part of the team's great form. Top 5 in Rds 1, 4, 5, 8, 9, 12, and 13, he was rightly rewarded with his 6th All-SFA selection.​

 

[por_please_ya]

This is terrible.

You're terrible.

 

[boncer34]

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An announcement from the East Side...
​

Before we announce the top 5 Biggie-est players this season, we have an announcement to make. We’ve had a great history as the Hawks. But as time goes on, our brand evolves, and it is time for the East Side to be represented by a new emblem, to strike fear into all opponents who visit the Eyrie.

With a massive thanks to Zoops for drawing up the rebrand, we would like to announce that the new name for the East Side Hawks is…

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We will be running out as the East Side Phoenix for the first game of the season next week and we are excited for the fans to cheer us on in Season 32.​

Please remove me from all record books.

This is ****ing horrible.

 

[Chipmunk]

3rd place
(last season: 4th)


Golumless



Perennial top-5 finisher and our resident CHF, he was best in Rds 3, 7, and 17, top5 in Rds 6, 10, 11, 14, and Finals Week 1.​