Eddie says Steele needs to drink more during the season to build up alcohol tolerance. Proud of him.

[Bodicifer]

Can you build up 'sexual tolerance'...asking for a friend?

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

“He slept on the couch, went to go to the toilet in the morning, but took the wrong door and ended up on the street”
- Eddie on Foxfooty

He wasn't going outside to the toilet, he was going to Dunny's.

 

[Lethality]

"He didn't do the wrong thing until he wasn't in a position to know what he was doing" That's a rock solid defence for drink driving

 

[Dinsdale]

I hope I don't fall asleep and wake up nude on the street

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[Starburns_]

In a past life a friend of mine once confided to me that you're not drunk until you sh*t the bed. Based on his criteria I can confirm that I've never been been drunk.

He then went on to ponder his surprise that when he woke up in the morning he was covered in sh*t from his chest to his ankles, putting it down to a restless night. I can't remember if he washed his sheets or just threw them away

 

[Strange Cat]

He's an AFL footballer, so why are we still surprised?

Oh that's right- we aren't!


....and I still wonder why he's the only member of his family who looks kinda normal. Did Dad bone Taffy-May instead of Bobby-June that time?

To be fair he was probably drinking scotch at the time

 

[Dinsdale]

Don't make rash assumptions.

Back in my youth I was posted to a ship that had major maintenance problems and we were in dock for three months in Sydney. We'd occasionally go the six can challenge. Knock off work, 6 cans in the mess, change for dinner, share a bottle of vino with the bloke next to you, then roar down to The Rocks for some shenanigans.

Worrying sign A. It changes from a challenge to a routine.

Worrying sign B. Start waking up without a hangover.

did you sit on your hands much?

 

[HairyO]

I was woken by my parents once pissing in their friends cupboard, could happen to anyone, of course I was only 7 and disoriented in a strange house but still I can sympathise with Eddie and Steele.

My sister did this a couple of times when she was little. My bedroom was next to the toilet and she slept walk in to my room and pissed in to one of my drawers.

Funny thing is, she opened a drawer, went to sit down, wasnt comfortable, closed it, opened a different one, and then pissed.

I told this story at her 21st. Much laughing.

 

[Laphroaig]

My sister did this a couple of times when she was little. My bedroom was next to the toilet and she slept walk in to my room and pissed in to one of my drawers.

Funny thing is, she opened a drawer, went to sit down, wasnt comfortable, closed it, opened a different one, and then pissed.

I told this story at her 21st. Much laughing.

You never considered the alternative explanation?

 

[HairyO]

You never considered the alternative explanation?

She was 5 or 6 at the time. If she was 12 it most certainly would have been revenge for something.

 

[Dinsdale]

My sister did this a couple of times when she was little. My bedroom was next to the toilet and she slept walk in to my room and pissed in to one of my drawers.

Funny thing is, she opened a drawer, went to sit down, wasnt comfortable, closed it, opened a different one, and then pissed.

I told this story at her 21st. Much laughing.

what an excellent brother you are

 

[HirdsTheWord]

I hope I don't fall asleep and wake up nude on the street

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looks like your double parked
steele reckons you are a whimp

 

[Dinsdale]

looks like your double parked
steele reckons you are a whimp

I was doubled, I blame the effecient bargirly

 

[Tiger2709]

Youve quickly established yourself as Richmonds Tazdawk... well done

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Oh I've been around since 09 so it's been anything but quick, amazingly it only took you 5 years to become another boring Geelong flog, to be fair you did have a head start.

 

[ford71]

Steele Sidestreetbottom

 

[Mr Blicavs]

Oh I've been around since 09 so it's been anything but quick, amazingly it only took you 5 years to become another boring Geelong flog, to be fair you did have a head start.

stop posting already... youre terrible

 

[Dinsdale]

stop posting already... youre terrible

im so glad you found someone else to argue with

 

[Mr Blicavs]

I hope I don't fall asleep and wake up nude on the street

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Do you want a dash of lemonade in those... help you to keep up

 

[Good_Old]

Dunno what everyone is carrying on about. Just your average night out, imo.

 

[Dinsdale]

Do you want a dash of lemonade in those... help you to keep up

No you ****er but a shot of Drambuie wouldn't go astray

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[Ok Boomer]

As a disclaimer, I ran into Steele Sidebottom outside my local Dan Murphy's the Day after the 2018 Grand Final.

So he turned up to to the wrong venue for the GF? explains it all really.

 

[Wosh]

Dunno what everyone is carrying on about. Just your average night out, imo.

Nobody would even care anymore if Eddie hadn’t of sprouted all that bullshit.

 

[WillemDaDrew]

hahaha

walked out the wrong door.

so good.

Lol...

 

[wodeball]

Steele Barebottom.

Keys but no trousers. Lololololol.

 

[KennyHuntersBlues]

Lol...
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I did that one New Year’s Day
Didn’t realise the missus friends stayed over !