Essington Football Club is pleased to announce an operating profit of *checks notes* $0.41 million for 2024

[V_23]

$410,000 only!? How embarrassing

Lol at them writing it as $0.41 million to try to put lipstick on a pig.

Essington more broke than Norf confirmed.

Essendon Football Club 2024 Financial Result

Essendon has released its 2024 Annual Report.

www.essendonfc.com.au

Maybe they can get Hirdy, Dank, and The Weapon back to sell supplements to boost their bottom line.

lol Essington
lol zackah
lol jannissary

 

[zackah]

Do you even know what a balance sheet is flog?

 

[AvantGardener]

They could triple their profit if they paid Ben McKay what he is actually worth

 

[AvantGardener]

Do you even know what a balance sheet is flog?

Good point. Your Current Liabilities are $15M and your Current Assets are $10M. Eg you are trading insolvent and directors should be held responsible.

 

[Chronz]

Show me the financial statements and I'll take an in depth look at why it's so shit.

 

[V_23]

Do you even know what a balance sheet is flog?

Do you even know what finals are?

 

[AvantGardener]

Show me the financial statements and I'll take an in depth look at why it's so shit.

Start at the Liabilities and they have:

Ben McKay
Brad Scott
Dylan Shiel
Jayden Leverde
Jade Gresham
Mason Redman
Will Setterfield
Nik Cox
Zach Reid
Alwyn Davey

Unfortunately on their assets they had a lot of Kako points but these got revalued to nought during the year.

 

[V_23]

Show me the financial statements and I'll take an in depth look at why it's so shit.

Here is a list of their current and non-current liabilities

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

lol zackah
lol jannissary

No need to tag her twice

 

[AvantGardener]

Great to see Carlton $4M profit ($12M after depreciation) and net current assets of $11M. Now thats a strongly run club.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Great to see Carlton $4M profit ($12M after depreciation) and net current assets of $11M. Now thats a strongly run club.

That money laundering and those meth sales are going really well I see.

 

[AvantGardener]

That money laundering and those meth sales are going really well I see.

Yes, our Annual 3 hr meth sale at MCG Rd 1 is quite profitable.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Yes, our Annual 3 hr meth sale at MCG Rd 1 is quite profitable.

It's no wonder your fans like Elmo leave at 3 quarter time because they're so wasted

 

[AvantGardener]

It's no wonder your fans like Elmo leave at 3 quarter time because they're so wasted

If it was our fans buying we'd probably sell it every week. Unfortunately for our profits we only get the chance to sell to your mob once a year

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Great to see Carlton $4M profit ($12M after depreciation) and net current assets of $11M. Now thats a strongly run club.

‘Trading on people’s misery’: Gamblers lose highest amount in a decade at AFL club pokies

Gamblers sank more than $40 million into AFL club-owned poker machines in Victoria last financial year, with Carlton pocketing the most money from gamblers’ losses.

www.theage.com.au

 

[AvantGardener]

‘Trading on people’s misery’: Gamblers lose highest amount in a decade at AFL club pokies

Gamblers sank more than $40 million into AFL club-owned poker machines in Victoria last financial year, with Carlton pocketing the most money from gamblers’ losses.

www.theage.com.au

Great. We promote equality and self-autonomy. We do not pretend some people are sub-human and are unable to make the right decisions for themselves. We do not look down upon people for making different decisions to what we consider wise. I believe the last time the government interfered and said people are sub-human and needed saving from themselves it was called the Stolen Generation. We will not standby and watch that happen again. We will provide pokies so people can make the right decisions for themselves without fear of pompous bastards looking down on them thinking they are sub-human and need saving from themselves.

 

[TazHawk15]

Do you even know what a balance sheet is flog?

Well is it the same as the Essendon drug flow balance sheet?

 

[AvantGardener]

Well is it the same as the Essendon drug flow balance sheet?

Injunction

 

[the avoca drover]

Well is it the same as the Essendon drug flow balance sheet?

 

[T2B_]

Makes a nice change from 400,000 illegal injections I guess.

 

[Jazny]

Is Essendon my dad? He also makes 400k a year and is always absent when it really matters

 

[the avoca drover]

Is Essendon my dad? He also makes 400k a year and is always absent when it really matters

Does he take drugs as well?

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Is Essendon my dad? He also makes 400k a year and is always absent when it really matters

Did he buy a shitload of Tassie bumper sticker memberships seeing he's on that kind of coin?

 

[T2B_]

Did he buy a shitload of Tassie bumper sticker memberships seeing he's on that kind of coin?

Feel free to join Tiger Richmond are going nowhere fast after all.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Feel free to join Tiger Richmond are going nowhere fast after all.

Says the flog who followed a useless team who's failed for 30 years.