Event Exhibition Match: Poland Devils versus Roys FFC & Friends (& enemies (& randoms))

[Mobbs]

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This Sunday at 10PM lots of Australian Time, 9PM Brisbane Time, 12 noon Poland Time & some other weird times that I can't decipher like WA & SA, the Polish Devils will be visiting the Brunswick Junction Oval to play a match of Sim Qooty versus a concoction derived from Roys and other selected players league-wide.

This has come about via a bit of offhand chat with some guys in Poland ( MoscowHawk & AFLPoland ) where some of the fastest growing overseas aussie rules footy has been happening recently. Poland has about 4 teams running around with another 1 or 2 getting off the ground as well. They've been playing games versus Austrian teams, Czech teams, German teams, Russian teams & more!

Poland have provided us with a list of 20 that they say will take us to the cleaners!

The Roys & Co team still has a couple of slots left so pipe up if you want in!

I'll be simming the match and posting it here. I would have played it in our Team Thread but as we have the most active team in the league our Team Thread is currently busy exploring multiple philosophical and scientific hypotheses right now so we're gonna play this match out here in the open. We do not necessarily expect the Polish players to show up in this thread to chat, due to the Qooty Equation:
1. Develop an interest in a weird foreign sport
2. Get involved in playing it
3. Understand the concept of supporting footy without knowing anything other than playing it
4. Understand the concept of argy-bargy among supporters without No3.
5. Get a grasp on a role-playing simulated version of the game
6. Understand the lingo of the game without even having English as a first language
7. If having English at all
8. Not to mention Australian English
9. Not to mention footy slang
10. Not to mention meme-esque aussie rules footy slang
11. Not to mention meme-esque aussie rules footy sim slang

But of course, everybody is welcome!

So, yeah. There it is.

Current Team Line-Ups :
Roys FFC:
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B. Aristotle Pickett - Tarkyn_24 - GWS Goose
HB. dingster - Supersuns - omgfridge
C. Ned_Flanders - mooch - barrybran
HF. Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever - Tonga Bob - Headless
F. Lore - Wosh - zackah

Foll: Chipmunk hotchilli Bastyy
Int: teddougchris , ninjaswan

LOCKED IN

Poland:
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B. Latawski - Staliś - Płuziński
HB. Rużanowski - Nogalski - Głogowski
C. Nowak - Łysy - Bartkiewicz
HF. Czerwiński - Pilichiewicz - Bieda
F. Bieniek - Kowalik - Horynek

Foll: Król, Szeniec-Kiedrzyński, Krupa
Int: Skibiński, Jarosiński
Supps: Głogowski, Lipiński

LOCKED IN

The Roys played a match versus a Russian lineup a couple seasons back and that was a great success (in my head). This will be our second instalment in a series of inviting weird people from a weird country to play our weird game in our weird fantasy league!

Enjoy

 

[Tarkyn_24]

How the **** was I relegated AGAIN to third tentative Mobbs

 

[Barrybran]

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This Sunday at 10PM lots of Australian Time, 9PM Brisbane Time, 12 noon Poland Time & some other weird times that I can't decipher like WA & SA, the Polish Devils will be visiting the Brunswick Junction Oval to play a match of Sim Qooty versus a concoction derived from Roys and other selected players league-wide.

This has come about via a bit of offhand chat with some guys in Poland ( MoscowHawk & AFLPoland ) where some of the fastest growing overseas aussie rules footy has been happening recently. Poland has about 4 teams running around with another 1 or 2 getting off the ground as well. They've been playing games versus Austrian teams, Czech teams, German teams, Russian teams & more!

Poland have provided us with a list of 20 that they say will take us to the cleaners!

The Roys & Co team still has a couple of slots left so pipe up if you want in!

I'll be simming the match and posting it here. I would have played it in our Team Thread but as we have the most active team in the league our Team Thread is currently busy exploring multiple philosophical and scientific hypotheses right now so we're gonna play this match out here in the open. We do not necessarily expect the Polish players to show up in this thread to chat, due to the Qooty Equation:
1. Develop an interest in a weird foreign sport
2. Get involved in playing it
3. Understand the concept of supporting footy without knowing anything other than playing it
4. Understand the concept of argy-bargy among supporters without No3.
5. Get a grasp on a role-playing simulated version of the game
6. Understand the lingo of the game without even having English as a first language
7. If having English at all
8. Not to mention Australian English
9. Not to mention footy slang
10. Not to mention meme-esque aussie rules footy slang
11. Not to mention meme-esque aussie rules footy sim slang

But of course, everybody is welcome!

So, yeah. There it is.

Current Team Line-Ups :
Roys FFC:
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B. __________ - __________ - __________
HB. Dingster - __________ - __________
C. Ned_Flanders - Mooch - Barrybran
HF. Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever - __________ - Headless
F. Lore - Wosh - zackah

Foll:
Int: TedDougChris , NinjaSwan
Unplaced:
Tentative: Aristotle Pickett , Supersuns , Tarkyn_24
Not Tentative but won't say where: Chipmunk

Poland:
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B. Latawski - Staliś - Płuziński
HB. Rużanowski - Nogalski - Głogowski
C. Nowak - Łysy - Bartkiewicz
HF. Czerwiński - Pilichiewicz - Bieda
F. Bieniek - Kowalik - Horynek

Foll: Król, Szeniec-Kiedrzyński, Krupa
Int: Skibiński, Jarosiński
Supps: Głogowski, Lipiński

The Roys played a match versus a Russian lineup a couple seasons back and that was a great success (in my head). This will be our second instalment in a series of inviting weird people from a weird country to play our weird game in our weird fantasy league!

Enjoy

I hear GWS Goose, Riviat and omgfridge like poles

 

[Mobbs]

How the fu** was I relegated AGAIN to third tentative Mobbs

BECAUSE UNTIL YOURE IN THE TEAM IT DOESNT MATTER WHICH BLOODY TENTATIVE IS WHICH

 

[Wosh]

Subscribed


I’m in the team but subscribed anyway

 

[TedDougChris]

Looking forward to taking on AFLPoland and MoscowHawk and the best that the Polish teams have to offer.....

 

[Mobbs]

Looking forward to taking on AFLPoland and MoscowHawk and the best that the Polish teams have to offer.....

If they were sending only their best they'd just send Fort Nysa, surely?

#shotsfired

 

[Tarkyn_24]

BECAUSE UNTIL YOURE IN THE TEAM IT DOESNT MATTER WHICH BLOODY TENTATIVE IS WHICH

It matters to me

 

[Mobbs]

It matters to me

Therefore it doesn't matter!

Ok hey-up. Couple of spots still open. Maybe royboy2 wants in.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

If they were sending only their best they'd just send Fort Nysa, surely?

#shotsfired

I'll play if needed. I have Polish jokes available.

 

[Wosh]

I hear GWS Goose, Riviat and omgfridge like poles

We need players not dancers Baz.


Tho I’d probably pay the big zlotys to see omgfridge on a pole.
His body or his head? Both work for me.

 

[Mobbs]

I'll play if needed. I have Polish jokes available.

Look at the bloody team! You're already named. I'm gonna have a bloody aneurism.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Look at the bloody team! You're already named. I'm gonna have a bloody aneurism.

You really shouldn’t remove people from the tentative list unless they’ve specifically requested such treatment Mobbs.

The customer service here is terrible

 

[Mobbs]

You really shouldn’t remove people from the tentative list unless they’ve specifically requested such treatment Mobbs.

The customer service here is terrible

Try to increase my workload and I'll reduce it at your expense. You don't stand to have a place in this team. You kneel.

 

[TedDougChris]

You really shouldn’t remove people from the tentative list unless they’ve specifically requested such treatment Mobbs.

The customer service here is terrible

 

[GWS Goose]

ill play

 

[TedDougChris]

 

[Mobbs]

Some info on the Polish footy (might have some innacuracies but its pretty close) :

Polish Devils ---+------+--- Warsaw Bisons
                 |      |
                 |      +--- Warsaw Boars
                 |
                 +--- Wroclaw Lions
                 |
                 +--- Poznan (Power/Dingoes/Falcons)
                 |
                 +--- Fort Nysa
                 |
                 +--- Lublin Hornets
                 |
                 +--- Kujpom Wildcats (Bydgoszcz, Torun)
                 |
                 +--- Silesia Miners

And nifty piece of media with highlights from their 2021 season:

 

[Mobbs]

ill play

Pick a possie. We don't stand on ceremony here. In fact we have no procedure at all!

 

[TedDougChris]

Pick a possie. We don't stand on ceremony here. In fact we have no procedure at all!

 

[Tonga Bob]

I really f*cken hate that Nogalski flog so put me on him.

 

[Mobbs]

I really f*cken hate that Nogalski flog so put me on him.

 

[Mobbs]

Team updated with Tonga Bob at CHF versus "that Nogalski flog"

 

[Mobbs]

Nogalski : "Why are they so angry?"

 

[omgfridge]

I hear GWS Goose, Riviat and omgfridge like poles

We need players not dancers Baz.


Tho I’d probably pay the big zlotys to see omgfridge[

I'm not sure why we are playing Poland or what they did but sure if you need a half back flanker, I'll help out.