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[DenieD]

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In somewhat of a shock, the Wonders have the smallest salary cap of season 37. However, they have over a million sitting outside the cap with league 2IC ClarkeM's entire salary and half of BallaratBulldog's off the books. Another reason is the off-season recruitment drive that netted the Wonders five rookies each of whom are on minimum rates.

Overall, the Wonders list is well-balanced from a salary perspective, with a distribution of players in each tier. They have two 's tier' players in skipper AnUltimateRessie and boon full-foward (and possible future skipper) DenieD, with ten further players in the a or b tiers. Their salary cap won't be the smallest in the league for long as the rookies will need upgraded contracts, some of whom likely to receive solid salaries.

Look out LGs of other teams, the Wonders have money to spend on recruits this offseason!

Highest paid players: AnUltimateRessie (1.1m), DenieD (950k), HARPSichord (850k), Cubs2Lions (800k) and Grand Uncle Horace (800k).​

Spoiler: Wonders player salaries ranked in descending order

RANK	WONDERS	S37 Salary	TIER
1	AnUltimateRessie	$ 1,100,000	S
2	DenieD	$ 950,000	S
3	HARPSichord	$ 850,000	A
=4	Cubs2Lions	$ 800,000	A
=4	Grand Uncle Horace	$ 800,000	A
6	ClarkeM	$ 750,000	LIFER
7	dogs105	$ 700,000	A
=8	BallaratBulldog	$ 600,000	VET
=8	SM	$ 600,000	B
=10	croweater 41	$ 550,000	B
=10	JT_the_Man	$ 550,000	B
12	SSwans2011	$ 500,000	B
13	jezzajay	$ 450,000	B
14	NinjaSwan	$ 400,000	B
15	LukeParkerno1	$ 300,000	C
16	Soggy2112	$ 200,000	C
17	Rioli2Rioli	$ 150,000	C
18	Wojcinski	$ 130,000	C
19	Marklar_33	$ 120,000	C
20	SweetD	$ 110,000	C
21	PVF	$ 100,000	C
=22	Bfew	$ 90,000	ROOK
=22	BigChippa52	$ 90,000	ROOK
=22	dino_67	$ 90,000	ROOK
=22	Oisin_the_Goat	$ 90,000	ROOK
=22	Pamcake1	$ 90,000	ROOK

Under 1 mil

AnUltimateRessie we need to change my contract. Get me that extra 50k.

 

[damicky]

Under 1 mil

AnUltimateRessie we need to change my contract. Get me that extra 50k.

DictatAUR is paying himself overs

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

AnUltimateRessie I'll offer you 250k and a spot in the Forward Pocket to annoy all the Dragons I don't like

seems like a good deal

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Under 1 mil

AnUltimateRessie we need to change my contract. Get me that extra 50k.

please talk to the book keeper Brian Oblivion

 

[big_icky]

AnUltimateRessie getting paid $1.1m while his rookies have to pile into a sharehouse on their paltry $90k pittances. In this real estate market. Shame on you Wonders.

 

[serial_thrilla]

AnUltimateRessie getting paid $1.1m while his rookies have to pile into a sharehouse on their paltry $90k pittances. In this real estate market. Shame on you Wonders.

I'm not even sure why he gets paid so much. He's not even the captain!!

 

[big_icky]

I'm not even sure why he gets paid so much. He's not even the captain!!
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I've heard the Wonders paid 75% of his salary this year just to get him off the list!

 

[Gralin]

I've heard the Wonders paid 75% of his salary this year just to get him off the list!

bargain

 

[croweater 41]

I like how BallaratBulldog gets the VET badge and yet croweater 41 is just a basic pleb.

I'm like the reverse Robin Hood. Take from the poor for me

 

[T2B_]

The Dragons only pay me a dollar, just to keep things legal. When you're a leader in a club sometimes you gotta take a paycut for the big guns to get their share, like Bonz and Lbaddie29

 

[Bonz]

The Dragons only pay me a dollar, just to keep things legal. When you're a leader in a club sometimes you gotta take a paycut for the big guns to get their share, like Bonz and Lbaddie29

Major reason behind my move to the Dragons was them literally outbidding other clubs with my fencing fundraiser.

So real wage?

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

AnUltimateRessie getting paid $1.1m while his rookies have to pile into a sharehouse on their paltry $90k pittances. In this real estate market. Shame on you Wonders.

I gave them some nice bunk beds in a summer camp. THEY SHOULD BE GRATEFUL!

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

I'm not even sure why he gets paid so much. He's not even the captain!!
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damicky made this joke in last weeks match thread. please stop stealing his jokes. He would be fuming if he still existed.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Looms like the OOB's are gonna have to move a few players on at seasons end to stay under the cap

It wont be a problem staying under the player cap as most of our members receive the majority of their income as employees and servants of the Spotswood Academy.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

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In somewhat of a shock, the Wonders have the smallest salary cap of season 37. However, they have over a million sitting outside the cap with league 2IC ClarkeM's entire salary and half of BallaratBulldog's off the books. Another reason is the off-season recruitment drive that netted the Wonders five rookies each of whom are on minimum rates.

Overall, the Wonders list is well-balanced from a salary perspective, with a distribution of players in each tier. They have two 's tier' players in skipper AnUltimateRessie and boon full-foward (and possible future skipper) DenieD, with ten further players in the a or b tiers. Their salary cap won't be the smallest in the league for long as the rookies will need upgraded contracts, some of whom likely to receive solid salaries.

Look out LGs of other teams, the Wonders have money to spend on recruits this offseason!

Highest paid players: AnUltimateRessie (1.1m), DenieD (950k), HARPSichord (850k), Cubs2Lions (800k) and Grand Uncle Horace (800k).​

Spoiler: Wonders player salaries ranked in descending order

RANK	WONDERS	S37 Salary	TIER
1	AnUltimateRessie	$ 1,100,000	S
2	DenieD	$ 950,000	S
3	HARPSichord	$ 850,000	A
=4	Cubs2Lions	$ 800,000	A
=4	Grand Uncle Horace	$ 800,000	A
6	ClarkeM	$ 750,000	LIFER
7	dogs105	$ 700,000	A
=8	BallaratBulldog	$ 600,000	VET
=8	SM	$ 600,000	B
=10	croweater 41	$ 550,000	B
=10	JT_the_Man	$ 550,000	B
12	SSwans2011	$ 500,000	B
13	jezzajay	$ 450,000	B
14	NinjaSwan	$ 400,000	B
15	LukeParkerno1	$ 300,000	C
16	Soggy2112	$ 200,000	C
17	Rioli2Rioli	$ 150,000	C
18	Wojcinski	$ 130,000	C
19	Marklar_33	$ 120,000	C
20	SweetD	$ 110,000	C
21	PVF	$ 100,000	C
=22	Bfew	$ 90,000	ROOK
=22	BigChippa52	$ 90,000	ROOK
=22	dino_67	$ 90,000	ROOK
=22	Oisin_the_Goat	$ 90,000	ROOK
=22	Pamcake1	$ 90,000	ROOK

Pamcake1 on only $90,000
No wonder she accepted our $250,000 offer so quickly to join Spotswood next season

 

[DenieD]

Pamcake1 on only $90,000
No wonder she accepted our $250,000 offer so quickly to join Spotswood next season

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Pamcake1 on only $90,000
No wonder she accepted our $250,000 offer so quickly to join Spotswood next season

You folk clearly have a hard time reading. I believe the head of salary management, Falconista, stated "All rookies are valued at $90k"

AND Pamcake1 is a contracted Wonders player for the next 20 seasons!

Get absolutely flying kicked the **** outta here

 

[Falconista]

Coming in next with the second smallest salary cap is the Furies. This is hardly surprising with the Furies having the smallest squad size this season. They have one 'lifer' player with rfctigerarmy's salary off their books.

Much of the Furies salary cap is invested in their LG with their co-captains accounting for almost a quarter of the total payments. ND, Shaun Duggan and Fred are also heartily paid. From there the salaries drop away pretty quickly with a majority of the squad on under 400k. Losing greats like TJASTA and kdavva a few seasons back left a lot of space in the Furies cap, space for which they've not yet fully filled.

Highest paid players: James Colorado (1.3m), omgfridge (1.2m), Frothies Mcveigh (850k), ShaunDuggan (850k), Frederico_WA (700k) and NaturalDisaster (700k).​

Spoiler: Furies player salaries ranked in descending order

RANK	FURIES	S37 Salary	TIER
1	James Colorado	1300000	S
2	omgfridge	1200000	S
=3	Frothies Mcveigh	850000	A
=3	ShaunDuggan	850000	A
=5	Frederico_WA	700000	B
=5	NaturalDisaster	700000	B
7	crazywildhorse	550000	B
=8	JyeDye	450000	B
=8	Pickitt	450000	B
=10	Chronz	400000	C
=10	Toump Ass	400000	C
12	rfctigerarmy	350000	LIFER (350k)
=13	Rioli8217	300000	C
=13	Sab22	300000	C
15	SplintWhisky	225000	C
=16	Edmund hunt	200000	C
=16	Shueygod	200000	C
=16	The Cryptkeeper	200000	C
19	Grockadoc	175000	C
=20	Feraligatr	150000	C
=20	Silky23	150000	C
22	krided	140000	C
23	tigland	125000	C
24	Stevi_Tigers	105000	C

 

[ShaunDuggan]

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Coming in next with the second smallest salary cap is the Furies. This is hardly surprising with the Furies having the smallest squad size this season. They have one 'lifer' player with rfctigerarmy's salary off their books.

Much of the Furies salary cap is invested in their LG with their co-captains accounting for almost a quarter of the total payments. ND, Shaun Duggan and Fred are also heartily paid. From there the salaries drop away pretty quickly with a majority of the squad on under 400k. Losing greats like TJASTA and kdavva a few seasons back left a lot of space in the Furies cap, space for which they've not yet fully filled.

Highest paid players: James Colorado (1.3m), omgfridge (1.2m), Frothies Mcveigh (850k), ShaunDuggan (850k), Frederico_WA (700k) and NaturalDisaster (700k).​

Spoiler: Furies player salaries ranked in descending order

RANK	FURIES	S37 Salary	TIER
1	James Colorado	1300000	S
2	omgfridge	1200000	S
=3	Frothies Mcveigh	850000	A
=3	ShaunDuggan	850000	A
=5	Frederico_WA	700000	B
=5	NaturalDisaster	700000	B
7	crazywildhorse	550000	B
=8	JyeDye	450000	B
=8	Pickitt	450000	B
=10	Chronz	400000	C
=10	Toump Ass	400000	C
12	rfctigerarmy	350000	LIFER (350k)
=13	Rioli8217	300000	C
=13	Sab22	300000	C
15	SplintWhisky	225000	C
=16	Edmund hunt	200000	C
=16	Shueygod	200000	C
=16	The Cryptkeeper	200000	C
19	Grockadoc	175000	C
=20	Feraligatr	150000	C
=20	Silky23	150000	C
22	krided	140000	C
23	tigland	125000	C
24	Stevi_Tigers	105000	C

My deal is heavily back ended. I'm the Cardi B of the SFA.

Sidenote, Pickitt grossly overpaid.

 

[Robertio]

Pamcake1 on only $90,000
No wonder she accepted our $250,000 offer so quickly to join Spotswood next season

Welcome to Spotswood Pamcake1.

 

[Pamcake1]

You folk clearly have a hard time reading. I believe the head of salary management, Falconista, stated "All rookies are valued at $90k"

AND Pamcake1 is a contracted Wonders player for the next 20 seasons!

Get absolutely flying kicked the heck outta here

 

[Mrs Turbo]

James Colorado at $1.3 Worth it, though with recent back injury there may be some club concerns? )
btw - How are you JC ?

omgfridge yes also

Frothies Mcveigh and ShaunDuggan
You guys been Robbed!

 

[Gralin]

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Coming in next with the second smallest salary cap is the Furies. This is hardly surprising with the Furies having the smallest squad size this season. They have one 'lifer' player with rfctigerarmy's salary off their books.

Much of the Furies salary cap is invested in their LG with their co-captains accounting for almost a quarter of the total payments. ND, Shaun Duggan and Fred are also heartily paid. From there the salaries drop away pretty quickly with a majority of the squad on under 400k. Losing greats like TJASTA and kdavva a few seasons back left a lot of space in the Furies cap, space for which they've not yet fully filled.

Highest paid players: James Colorado (1.3m), omgfridge (1.2m), Frothies Mcveigh (850k), ShaunDuggan (850k), Frederico_WA (700k) and NaturalDisaster (700k).​

Spoiler: Furies player salaries ranked in descending order

RANK	FURIES	S37 Salary	TIER
1	James Colorado	1300000	S
2	omgfridge	1200000	S
=3	Frothies Mcveigh	850000	A
=3	ShaunDuggan	850000	A
=5	Frederico_WA	700000	B
=5	NaturalDisaster	700000	B
7	crazywildhorse	550000	B
=8	JyeDye	450000	B
=8	Pickitt	450000	B
=10	Chronz	400000	C
=10	Toump Ass	400000	C
12	rfctigerarmy	350000	LIFER (350k)
=13	Rioli8217	300000	C
=13	Sab22	300000	C
15	SplintWhisky	225000	C
=16	Edmund hunt	200000	C
=16	Shueygod	200000	C
=16	The Cryptkeeper	200000	C
19	Grockadoc	175000	C
=20	Feraligatr	150000	C
=20	Silky23	150000	C
22	krided	140000	C
23	tigland	125000	C
24	Stevi_Tigers	105000	C

If ever there was an argument against a salary cap floor......

 

[James Colorado]

I'm embezzling much more than 1.3 million

 

[Frothies Mcveigh]

James Colorado at $1.3 Worth it, though with recent back injury there may be some club concerns? )
btw - How are you JC ?
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omgfridge yes also
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Frothies Mcveigh and ShaunDuggan
You guys been Robbed!

And if I ever catch the scoundrel there’ll be hell to pay.