Opinion Fan misery index by team supported

[Freomaniac]

Pies 2010 GF victory plus plenty of joy in winning a prelim.
Fans have had good times.

How have you been feeling as a swans fan from 2013 onwards?

 

[Freomaniac]

Do GF losses equal misery?

depends on how are you feeling

 

[Cuzz09]

Did StK grab one of our NGA kids last year in the draft? Collard?




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[Cuzz09]

Also... 10 wins in last 70 odd games is right up there in terms of misery.

Luckily when we've reached the top we grab the flag.

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[peetoo]

Multiple consecutive seasons with under 80%

For all the hawks tanking talk, didn’t drop below 80% and haven’t since 2004. Other premiership teams. Collingwood, Geelong sydney haven’t for decades

12 of the last 20 premierships. The other 8 followed periods of severe hardship.and a 6-8 year gap after that.
Source afl tables season summary

 

[PAFC66]

Again Ask the Port Adelaide fans about Ken Hinley as coach. lol

We've had a good run in terms of w/l , better than most but we exist to win flags

 

[JHF1870]

Brisbane
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Everyone else

 

[errant bounce]

Fremantle supporters deserve their misery. sort of fan base where I reckon they'd say thanks to their wife's boyfriend after he made her orgasm.

 

[Pistol Night]

Fremantle supporters deserve their misery. sort of fan base where I reckon they'd say thanks to their wife's boyfriend after he made her orgasm.

Saves a job for them

 

[CrowToon]

Fremantle supporters deserve their misery. sort of fan base where I reckon they'd say thanks to their wife's boyfriend after he made her orgasm.

And make the bed afterwards

 

[Pistol Night]

And make the bed afterwards

And give him a lift home

 

[errant bounce]

And give him a lift home

And deposit his super into his bank account.

Pathetic fan base, they'll all come for me like usual but I reckon it's just about the most soft supporter base in world sport. I used to live in South Fremantle for quite a while and people would literally clap points while watching at the pub. the forum is an echo chamber of 'jeez we look good for 2026/2023/2015/2007/2004.' it's ironic because South Fremantle is a tough, high standards, bit of a prick club and East Fremantle are the club Port reckon they are.

Dockers fans now are Cotton On store managers and work from home slobs who haven't kicked a ball in their life but reckon they know everything about the game because, well, James Aish has heaps of rebound outside 50 accumulators (also he's like just noticeable cos he has long hair long jumper haha) and read stats religiously. thirty years ago the club had supporters who worked in the wool industry and on the ports.

I reckon if we won a flag we'd give 17 of our 22 medals to the clubs. the other five would be taken by our king of Cappuccinos, Bob Murphy.

 

[PCORF]

Fan Misery Index since 2000 from most miserable to least.

1. St Kilda *
2. Carlton *
3. Adelaide *
4. Fremantle *
5. Gold Coast * (Since 2011)
6. GWS Giants * (Since 2012)
7. North Melbourne *
8. Essendon
9. Port
10. Western Bulldogs
11. Melbourne
12. Sydney
13. Collingwood
14. West Coast
15. Richmond
16. Brisbane
17. Hawthorn
18. Geelong

* No premierships since 2000

 

[errant bounce]

Carlton fans feel entitled to success and have a board full of 'jeez I am very smart' pricks on it. I've had to deal with the king of 6PR through work and one of his genius ideas was to bring in more international students because like, one might become PM of Malaysia and be nice to Australia. most international students want to shop on grailed and eat meme food. scary thought if they're becoming political influences.

St Kilda fans are just Freo fans in disguise. half are bitter and realise they're shit and are resigned to it while the other half think it's cute and funny they're perennial losers.

You wonder how half these people function in everyday life. ordering a 20 pack of nuggets must be a prideful Herculean effort for them.