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You could score AFL misery any number of ways like:
Lose a grand final: 100 points
Lose a preliminary final: 80 points
Miss finals 5 years in a row: 80 points
Win a wooden spoon: 80 points
10 years without a flag: 100 points every 10th anniversary
Best 22 player leaves: 10 points
Major club scandal or AFL sanctions imposed: 100 points
Win a premiership: minus 200 points
Club yet to win a premiership: 300 points, wiped when 1st flag is won
Because misery is felt by living people, I think any misery index should only account for the last 80 years, roughly the average life span.
Wrong Saints made a grand final in 1971Wouldnt be worse than the Saints? Cats made the GF in 1989 (26 years).
Saints went from 1966 to 1997 (31 years) without a GF appearance.
Good fact check.Wrong Saints made a grand final in 1971
In that period, they had that barren run from 1974-1990 of not playing one final.Good fact check.
So Saints went 71 to 97? - also 26 years?
In my experience, Carlton supporters are the most miserable of all clubs.
If we had a delusion index, Richmond would come out on top, comfortably.
So you think Richmond too?Things Fadge believes:
- Collingwood, St Kilda, and Western Bulldogs from the circa 2010 era would have all smashed all Richmond 2017-20 teams.
- By extension, Richmond's 2010 runner-up wooden spoon team was roughly as good as Richmond's dynasty team
- Scott Pendlebury's finals record is only an absolute fraction below Dustin Martin's finals record
- Collingwood's 3rd most successful of their last 3 captains, Scott Pendlebury, was such a great leader that his leadership elevates him above Dustin Martin as a footballer
- Out of Collingwood and Richmond, Collingwood have been the better club to follow since 1966, despite the fact Richmond have won exactly 4 times as many Grand Finals in that time.
- Fadge watching some games once on his retro Panasonic TV allows him to judge all footballers definitively, whereas teams people who watch every match in full, recording every recordable action, and assigning objective values to those actions, re-winding and watching again to double check if there is any doubt, are in no position to judge players. And of course....
- "Richmond" are deluded.
So you think Richmond too?
My missus is a Crows supporter so I was barracking for you guys like a nuffie in 2017 alsoOh and who could ever forget the following classic:
- Fadge claiming he wore a Richmond jumper to the 2017 Grand Final proves he can be trusted for unbiased commentary on all matters Richmond.
It's Fagic. There have even been songs about it:
[Chorus]
Oh, ho, ho, it's fagic, you know
Never believe it's not so
It's fagic, you know
Never believe it's not so
My missus is a Crows supporter so I was barracking for you guys like a nuffie in 2017 also
Grand final losses 67, 89, 92, 94 and 95 = 500
Yep, you have to be added to the index. You've never made finals, that hurts more than losing finals.
I think the same thing with losing a GF. Losing in a close match is still better than getting flogged or not making it.
Now you're serenading me.It's Fagic. There have even been songs about it:
[Chorus]
Oh, ho, ho, it's fagic, you know
Never believe it's not so
It's fagic, you know
Never believe it's not so
you also forgot 100 points for 10 years you didnt win a flag.Grand final losses 67, 89, 92, 94 and 95 = 500
Preliminary Losses 64, 68, 2004 = 240
Missed finals 5 years in a row 1970 -75 and 82-88 =160
Total 900
So shit.In that period, they had that barren run from 1974-1990 of not playing one final.
Also between 1946-1995, how many finals did the south melbourne / sydney swans won?So s**t.
But no bombers
It’s a kind of fagic…Oh and who could ever forget the following classic:
- Fadge claiming he wore a Richmond jumper to the 2017 Grand Final proves he can be trusted for unbiased commentary on all matters Richmond.
It's Fagic. There have even been songs about it:
[Chorus]
Oh, ho, ho, it's fagic, you know
Never believe it's not so
It's fagic, you know
Never believe it's not so