Favorite movie quotes

[dreampolice]

Everyone has to have a favorite movie quote!

Heres some of mine

'The good thing about being me is there are so many of me'

Smith in Matrix 2

''I am the toe-cutter'

Mad max 1 (i think)

'Let them eat static'

Ricaldo Montabin
Star trek 2

Over to you all!

 

[rfctigerarmy]

Nutty Proffesser 2;

"We are tryin' to have a meal hear and yo poppin off gas!"

What happens is Eddy Murphey is visiting his family (I think) and one of the kids always farts. This time he lets one off and his mum goes off her rocket at him. So funny.

 

[Scotty's_Girl]

I like -

"Don't mess with me, I am one crazy mo fo. I once popped a cop coz he wasn't giving my props in Oak town .... no? I've heard that somewhere ..."

Dr Evil - Austin Powers II

And

"Yeah, hey. And while we're at it we should clean the whole f***ing house! This ain't our mess!"

Mick - Idle Hands

 

[Jars458]

"Yes its true, this man has no d ick" - Bill Murray, Ghostbusters.


"My name is Inigio Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die" - Princess Bride

"Inconceivable" - Princess Bride

 

[Uncle Steve]

You're a sexy woman, Flo...

 

[noodle]

Oh, you ready to blow? Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-laying mother****er, mother****er! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm Superfly TNT, I'm the Guns of the Navarone. IN FACT, what the **** am I doing in the back? You the mother****er should be on brain detail! We ****ing switching, I'm washing the windows and you picking up this ******'s skull!

Jules - Pulp Fiction

The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... **** off!

Bullet Tooth Tony - Snatch

Boss: Is that your blood?
Narrator: Some of it, yeah.

Fight Club

 

[Portmagpies]

You big gold teeth, gold chain wearing, fried chicken and biscuit eating, monkey, ape, baboon, spear chucking, high running, three hundred and sixty degree basketball dunking, titsoon spade moulan yan. Here's your f***in pizza piece and go the f*** back to Africa.
- Pino from 'Do the Right Thing.'

 

[BomberGal]

Gladiator:
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next." (OK, just for Commodus's reaction...)

"He shouldn't be alive. It vexes me. I'm terribly vexed."

There's another one Commodus says, about how he can't figure out what the people want or something...but I don't remember what it is.

Fools Rush In:
"Alex, this is Chuy."
"Chewie, hi, Luke Skywalker, how are ya?"

"You are everything I never knew I always wanted. I'm not even sure what that means exactly, but I think it has something to do with the rest of my life. And I think we should get married. Right now."

(about a condom that broke) - "But that's its job! Its job is to work! Its entire reason for being, is to work!"

 

[Tank]

"I'll be back" - Terminator

"Luke, I am your father" - Empire Strikes Back

 

[Docker_Brat]

Originally posted by Uncle Steve
You're a sexy woman, Flo...

Damn, beat me to it

"Be still cat!!"

 

[raskolnikov]

Freddy Kreuger - "How sweet - fresh meat".

 

[Zeke]

"...Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?"

Samuel L Jackson - Pulp Fiction

"...Yeah they deserved to die, and I hope they burn in hell!"

Samuel L Jackson - A time to Kill

 

[Zeke]

"How much can you know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?"

Tyler Durden: Fight Club

 

[Darealrath]

Any of Val Kilmers' lines in Tombstone.
ie "You know, Frederick F***en Chopin"
"and you, music lover, you're next",
"why johnny ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave"
"it appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds" etc etc.

And a couple from the Usual Suspects...
"the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist".
"Oswald was a ***"

 

[dreampolice]

Just saw matrix 3 - love smith!

Classic line

Smith to Neo

'Welcome back;
Do you like what i've done to the place?'



sensational!

 

[Nic]

Originally posted by Jars458

"My name is Inigio Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die" - Princess Bride

"Inconceivable" - Princess Bride

Full of great quotes, that movie.

 

[aesop]

"Is this some white ****s joke that black ****s don't get? 'Cause I'm not ****ing laughing Nicholas." - Rory Breaker

 

[PeteLX]

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses." "Hit it!"
-Blues Brothers

"Charlie don't surf!"
-Apocalypse Now

"Just the eyes! I only do eyes! I don't know such stuff!"
-Brade Runner

"Eight year olds, dude, eight year olds."
-The Big Liebowski

"Better call a meatwagon. Charlie's copped a saucepan in the throat."
-Mad Max

"Cundalini wants his hand back!"
-Mad Max

"It was f**kin obvious that c*** was gunna f*** some c***!"
-Trainspotting

 

[The Hippie]

"Weally Centuwian, I'm supwised to see a man like you wattled by a wabble of wowdy webels." - Pilate (Life Of Brian)

 

[Dogwatcher]

If that's all there is, we're f u ck ed! - BBB

I'm so happy I could sh it. - Matthew Lillard - Serial Mum

 

[Dogwatcher]

No Kevin Smith yet?
I wont do it - too many to type.

 

[Destructive]

" When this baby hits 88 miles an hour, you're gonna see some serious ****!"

Doc Brown - Back To The Future.

 

[skipper kelly]

Something like this.

"Why you do that to me dimmi."

The Exorcist

 

[eagleskickass]

Too many to name, mostly from Monty Pythons "The Holy Grail" Couldnt pick any specific ones out as that would just start me off and i wouldnt stop till morning

 

[jim boy]

"Churchill! With his cigars, with his brandy, and his rotten painting! Rotten! Hitler, there was a painter. He could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon--two coats!" - The Producers