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Favorite movie quotes
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William Wallaces final speech from Braveheart was pretty good.
Some Dark Helmet classics from Spaceballs -
"My brains are going into my feet"
"Come back, you fat bearded bitch" - to the bearded lady as she jets of in his escape pod.
"Dracula, Dead and Loving It", had some great lines -
Harker: Shes dead?
Van Helsing: She is Nosferatu
Harker: She's Italian?
Renfield: (after he is caught looking up Minas dress) I didn't see anything, I didn't see anything. (after those that cought him have gone) I saw everything!
Harker: I'm engaged to Mina. And you're dead.
Lucy: I'm not dead. I'm undead! (she then talks about mad, passionate love with Harker, but I forget the exact quote)
Harker: But Lucy. We're British.
Van Helsing: (after seeing the mess he makes when they stake Lucy) We should have put newspapers down.
The classics are the exchanges in "the ancient Moldavian" between Van Hesing (Mel Brooks) and Dracula (Leslie Nielson). Still crack me up, even though I've seen the movie dozens of times!
Some Dark Helmet classics from Spaceballs -
"My brains are going into my feet"
"Come back, you fat bearded bitch" - to the bearded lady as she jets of in his escape pod.
"Dracula, Dead and Loving It", had some great lines -
Harker: Shes dead?
Van Helsing: She is Nosferatu
Harker: She's Italian?
Renfield: (after he is caught looking up Minas dress) I didn't see anything, I didn't see anything. (after those that cought him have gone) I saw everything!
Harker: I'm engaged to Mina. And you're dead.
Lucy: I'm not dead. I'm undead! (she then talks about mad, passionate love with Harker, but I forget the exact quote)
Harker: But Lucy. We're British.
Van Helsing: (after seeing the mess he makes when they stake Lucy) We should have put newspapers down.
The classics are the exchanges in "the ancient Moldavian" between Van Hesing (Mel Brooks) and Dracula (Leslie Nielson). Still crack me up, even though I've seen the movie dozens of times!
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"This is me masturbating in the shower. It's the highlight of my day. From here it's all downhill".
American Beauty
American Beauty
' You have the right to remain silent, you have the right to an attorney, if you cant afford one then we we will find you the dumbest fuc.king lawyer on earth.'
" Attitude reflects leadership"
" So we're goingt to aspen?, I dono man-i heard the french are arsewholes"
"I think im telepathetic! dont you mean telepathic? Thats what I said"
" CAREFULL, don't move too fast you might hurt yourself'
'I'll have one large quarter punder meal with extra cheese, a large big mac meal with extra cheese, a fillet o fish meal, and a chicken meal with extra cheese! That comes to $35.25. Oh ok don't worry then i'll just have the small cheeseburger meal.'
" Attitude reflects leadership"
" So we're goingt to aspen?, I dono man-i heard the french are arsewholes"
"I think im telepathetic! dont you mean telepathic? Thats what I said"
" CAREFULL, don't move too fast you might hurt yourself'
'I'll have one large quarter punder meal with extra cheese, a large big mac meal with extra cheese, a fillet o fish meal, and a chicken meal with extra cheese! That comes to $35.25. Oh ok don't worry then i'll just have the small cheeseburger meal.'
South Park: BL&U
Chef: "Haven't you heard of the emancipation proclamation?"
General: "I don't listen to hip-hop!"
Chef: "Haven't you heard of the emancipation proclamation?"
General: "I don't listen to hip-hop!"
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RUSSELL: I AM A GOLDEN GOD!!
(Russell cackles at the joke of it all. William yells up from down below.)
WILLIAM: Hey Russell -
RUSSELL: I AM A GOLDEN GOD!!
WILLIAM: Don't jump, okay?
RUSSELL: And you can tell Rolling Stone Magazine my last words were -
He spreads his arms, and tries to think of last words.
RUSSELL: -- I'm on drugs!!
The kids cheer. William looks around, remains cool. Yells upward in the cold night air.
WILLIAM: I think we should work on those last words.
RUSSELL: Critic!!
WILLIAM: No, I'm not -
RUSSELL: Okay I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. This is better. Last words - (spreads his arms, his greatest realization) I DIG MUSIC!!
It gets a skimpy reaction from the partygoers.
RUSSELL: And I'm on drugs!!
-- Almost Famous.
(Russell cackles at the joke of it all. William yells up from down below.)
WILLIAM: Hey Russell -
RUSSELL: I AM A GOLDEN GOD!!
WILLIAM: Don't jump, okay?
RUSSELL: And you can tell Rolling Stone Magazine my last words were -
He spreads his arms, and tries to think of last words.
RUSSELL: -- I'm on drugs!!
The kids cheer. William looks around, remains cool. Yells upward in the cold night air.
WILLIAM: I think we should work on those last words.
RUSSELL: Critic!!
WILLIAM: No, I'm not -
RUSSELL: Okay I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. This is better. Last words - (spreads his arms, his greatest realization) I DIG MUSIC!!
It gets a skimpy reaction from the partygoers.
RUSSELL: And I'm on drugs!!
-- Almost Famous.
Animal Handler: That's awesome! You just took one in the jugular man!........ You should take that out dude, that s**t's not cool.
Frank: Yeah. Wait, wait, take what out?
AH: The dart. You've got a dart in your neck.
F: Ha ha, you're crazy man. I like you, but....you're crazy!
Mitch: You remember, Rodney's kid brother? Cheese.
Beenie: Oh yeah! Chee-ee-ee-eese! Hey, didn't we lock you in a dumpster one time?
The Dean: I got out.
Beenie: Do you realise how rare it is to meet someone as sexually enlightened as Heidi? A girl like that comes along once every 100 years.
Mitch: But I wasn't looking for a girl like that
B: Yeah, well Columbus wasn't looking for America either pal, but that seemed to work out pretty well for everyone, now didn't it?
All from Old School. Magic.
Frank: Yeah. Wait, wait, take what out?
AH: The dart. You've got a dart in your neck.
F: Ha ha, you're crazy man. I like you, but....you're crazy!
Mitch: You remember, Rodney's kid brother? Cheese.
Beenie: Oh yeah! Chee-ee-ee-eese! Hey, didn't we lock you in a dumpster one time?
The Dean: I got out.
Beenie: Do you realise how rare it is to meet someone as sexually enlightened as Heidi? A girl like that comes along once every 100 years.
Mitch: But I wasn't looking for a girl like that
B: Yeah, well Columbus wasn't looking for America either pal, but that seemed to work out pretty well for everyone, now didn't it?
All from Old School. Magic.
"We are the middle children of history. No special purpose or place. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. We were all brought up to believe that one day we will all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars, but we won't. We are slowly learning that. And we are very, very p*ssed off"- Tyler Durden. Fight Club.
"I've got jews at my table." -Melvin Udal. 'As Good as it gets."
And the winner is:
"Do you know I work at home? Do you like to be inturrupted when you are nancing around in your little garden? Well I work all the time so never ever knock on this door. Not if there is a fire. Not even if you hear a large thud in my room and three weeks later there is a smell coming from my room that can only be a decaying human body and you have to a hold a hanky to your face because you think the stench is so strong that you think you are going to faint. Even then, don't come knocking. Or if its election night and you want to celebrate because some fudgepacker you date has been elected the first queer president of the United States and he is going to have you down to Camp David, and you want someone to share the moment with. Even then, don't knock. Not on this door. Not for any reason. Do you get me sweethheart?" -Melvin Udal. "As Good as it gets".
"I've got jews at my table." -Melvin Udal. 'As Good as it gets."
And the winner is:
"Do you know I work at home? Do you like to be inturrupted when you are nancing around in your little garden? Well I work all the time so never ever knock on this door. Not if there is a fire. Not even if you hear a large thud in my room and three weeks later there is a smell coming from my room that can only be a decaying human body and you have to a hold a hanky to your face because you think the stench is so strong that you think you are going to faint. Even then, don't come knocking. Or if its election night and you want to celebrate because some fudgepacker you date has been elected the first queer president of the United States and he is going to have you down to Camp David, and you want someone to share the moment with. Even then, don't knock. Not on this door. Not for any reason. Do you get me sweethheart?" -Melvin Udal. "As Good as it gets".
My fav quotes come from one of my favourite movie (Pulp Fiction), and does it have many!
But i like this one:
Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, mother****er! Say "what" one more goddamn time!
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: NO!
Jules: Then why you trying to **** him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't!
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to **** him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be ****ed by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
But i like this one:
Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, mother****er! Say "what" one more goddamn time!
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: NO!
Jules: Then why you trying to **** him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't!
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to **** him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be ****ed by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
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From Clerks...
"Are there any balls down there?"
"About the biggest pair you've ever seen, Dingleberry"
Full of class that movie
"Are there any balls down there?"
"About the biggest pair you've ever seen, Dingleberry"
Full of class that movie
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Originally posted by Possumisagun
From Clerks...
"Are there any balls down there?"
"About the biggest pair you've ever seen, Dingleberry"
Full of class that movie
"Try not to suck any ***** on your way to the parking lot
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"Are you going to bark all day little doggie, or are you gonna bite" Mr Blonde to Mr White, Reservoir Dogs.
"You're wet" Riff Raff to Janet and Brad, Rocky Horror
"Yes, it's raining" Janet to Riff Raff
"You're wet" Riff Raff to Janet and Brad, Rocky Horror
"Yes, it's raining" Janet to Riff Raff
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"Have you checked the children?"
When A Stranger Calls.
When A Stranger Calls.
"You're making me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry." - Bruce Banner, "Hulk"
"Milking a yak is no picnic, but once you pick out all the hairs it's very nutritious." - Yeti, "Monsters, Inc."
"I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this." - McMurphy, "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"
"You're going to look pretty silly with that knife sticking out of your ass." - The Stranger, "High Plains Drifter"
"I'm saying I'm an insect who dreamt he was a man and loved it. But now the dream is over and the insect is awake." - Seth Brundle, "The Fly"
"If it bleeds, we can kill it." - Dutch, "Predator" -- personally I now hate this one. Thanks Lethal!
"Do me a favor. Put your lip over your head...and swallow." - Max Goldman, "Grumpy Old Men" -- Still cracks me up!
"It was something your wife said while we were in bed together. She said we had the same build. From the waist up I imagine." - Fletch, "Fletch"
"Becky was a good girl and didn't need to be spanked... dammit." - Fletch, "Fletch Lives" -- Fletch rules them all!
"Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes." - Frank Drebin, "Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult"
"I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy. I know high school girls." - Charles De Mar, "Better Off Dead..." Loved this film. But then most John Cusack films are pretty good.
"Milking a yak is no picnic, but once you pick out all the hairs it's very nutritious." - Yeti, "Monsters, Inc."
"I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this." - McMurphy, "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"
"You're going to look pretty silly with that knife sticking out of your ass." - The Stranger, "High Plains Drifter"
"I'm saying I'm an insect who dreamt he was a man and loved it. But now the dream is over and the insect is awake." - Seth Brundle, "The Fly"
"If it bleeds, we can kill it." - Dutch, "Predator" -- personally I now hate this one. Thanks Lethal!
"Do me a favor. Put your lip over your head...and swallow." - Max Goldman, "Grumpy Old Men" -- Still cracks me up!
"It was something your wife said while we were in bed together. She said we had the same build. From the waist up I imagine." - Fletch, "Fletch"
"Becky was a good girl and didn't need to be spanked... dammit." - Fletch, "Fletch Lives" -- Fletch rules them all!
"Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes." - Frank Drebin, "Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult"
"I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy. I know high school girls." - Charles De Mar, "Better Off Dead..." Loved this film. But then most John Cusack films are pretty good.
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From my all time favourite movie "Scarface"
Tony Montana: "In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women "
Tony Montana: "I'm Tony Montana! You f*ck with me, you f*cking with the best!"
Tony Montana: "In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women "
Tony Montana: "I'm Tony Montana! You f*ck with me, you f*cking with the best!"
Big Daddy has the best lines
Sonny: The kid just won't quit peeing and throwing up. He's like a cocker spaniel.
Sonny: Julian, what do you want?
Julian: Thirty packets of ketchup.
Julian and the Delivery Guy are learning how to read]
Julian: Electricity! Constitution! Philadelphia!
Nazo: Fish! Pony! Hip, Hip Hop, Hip Hop anonymous? Damn you! You gave him the easy ones.
and meet the parents has a few goodies as well
Jack Byrnes: Jesus, Focker! It's just a game!
Sonny: The kid just won't quit peeing and throwing up. He's like a cocker spaniel.
Sonny: Julian, what do you want?
Julian: Thirty packets of ketchup.
Julian and the Delivery Guy are learning how to read]
Julian: Electricity! Constitution! Philadelphia!
Nazo: Fish! Pony! Hip, Hip Hop, Hip Hop anonymous? Damn you! You gave him the easy ones.
and meet the parents has a few goodies as well
Jack Byrnes: Jesus, Focker! It's just a game!
"This isn't 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules."
I watched The Big Lebowski again on the weekend. What a classic movie!
There's a passage I got memorized,
seems appropriate for this
situation: Ezekiel 25:17. "The path
of the righteous man is beset on
all sides by the inequities of the
selfish and the tyranny of evil
men. Blessed is he who, in the
name of charity and good will,
shepherds the weak through the
valley of darkness, for he is truly
his brother's keeper and the finder
of lost children. And I will
strike down upon thee with great
vengeance and furious anger those
who attempt to poison and destroy
my brothers. And you will know my
name is the Lord when I lay my
vengeance upon you."
seems appropriate for this
situation: Ezekiel 25:17. "The path
of the righteous man is beset on
all sides by the inequities of the
selfish and the tyranny of evil
men. Blessed is he who, in the
name of charity and good will,
shepherds the weak through the
valley of darkness, for he is truly
his brother's keeper and the finder
of lost children. And I will
strike down upon thee with great
vengeance and furious anger those
who attempt to poison and destroy
my brothers. And you will know my
name is the Lord when I lay my
vengeance upon you."
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Good call - I love that movie.
Monty Python's- The Meaning Of Life
Grim Reaper: Shut up! Shut up you American. You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this', Well you're dead now, so shut up!
Grim Reaper: Shut up! Shut up you American. You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this', Well you're dead now, so shut up!
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The 25th Hour
Monty Brogan: F*ck me? F*ck you! F*ck you and this whole city and everyone in it.
F*ck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. F*ck squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a f*cking job! F*ck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores and stinking up my day. Terrorists in f*cking training. Slow the f*ck down!
F*ck the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their d*cks on my Channel 35. F*ck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English?
F*ck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you f*cking came from!
F*ck the black-hatted Chassidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! F*ck the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gecko wannabe mother f*ckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for f*cking life! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that s*it? Give me a f*cking break! Tyco! Inclone! Adelphia! Worldcom!
F*ck the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst f*ckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, because they make the Puerto Ricans look good. F*ck the Bensonhurst Italians with their palmaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, and their St. Anthony medallions. Swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos.
F*ck the Upper East Side wives with their Armani scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! F*ck the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take fives steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the f*ck on!
F*ck the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! F*ck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. F*ck the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, f*ck JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in f*ckin' Otisville, Jay!
F*ck Osama Bin Laden, Alqueda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fueled fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal, Irish ass!
Monty Brogan: F*ck me? F*ck you! F*ck you and this whole city and everyone in it.
F*ck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. F*ck squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a f*cking job! F*ck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores and stinking up my day. Terrorists in f*cking training. Slow the f*ck down!
F*ck the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their d*cks on my Channel 35. F*ck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English?
F*ck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you f*cking came from!
F*ck the black-hatted Chassidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! F*ck the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gecko wannabe mother f*ckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for f*cking life! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that s*it? Give me a f*cking break! Tyco! Inclone! Adelphia! Worldcom!
F*ck the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst f*ckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, because they make the Puerto Ricans look good. F*ck the Bensonhurst Italians with their palmaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, and their St. Anthony medallions. Swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos.
F*ck the Upper East Side wives with their Armani scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! F*ck the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take fives steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the f*ck on!
F*ck the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! F*ck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. F*ck the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, f*ck JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in f*ckin' Otisville, Jay!
F*ck Osama Bin Laden, Alqueda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fueled fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal, Irish ass!
HAHA! Saw that movie very recently that loved that big monologue! Edward Norton is the king.
Thanks for bringing it up.
Best movie ever!
Talking about/to his friend who's freaking out on pot
Danny: If you are holding onto a rising balloon you are presented with a difficult political decision - let go while you've still got the chance or hold onto the rope and continue getting higher. Which begs the question, how long till you lose grip of the rope? That's politics man. We are at the end of an age. The greatest decade in the history of mankind is nearly over. They're selling hippy wigs in Woolworths. It is 91 days to the end of the decade and as Presuming Ed here has so consistently pointed out, we have failed to paint it black.
