Favorite movie quotes

[Magpira]

American Pie also has some great lines, but my fave (which I forgot to mention before) is:

"Go trig boy, it's your Birthday"

 

[Dogwatcher]

Deadpan voice: 'Bueller, Bueller, Bueller.....'

 

[Portmagpies]

What about in Ferris Bueller when Charlie Sheen says to Jenifer Grey:

'You look like a whore.'

 

[raboyle]

"You fold up your tents, and get out of my country... and I won't do anything to you. I'll leave you alone. Because if you stick around I'm gonna send you home with your balls in a sling, you understand?"--Riggs, Lethal Weapon 2

"Barry... hit the lights. It's boner time!"--E.L, Road Trip

"Hey, f**khead! Yeah you, f**khead. I just gotta ask you something. You got any aspirins? I've had a bad f**king headache all day long."--John McClane, Die Hard 3

"Yoo hoo... hey f**kface! Come and get me!"--Jude, Alien 3

 

[NYMets]

Mr. Hammer: "Now here is a little peninsula and here is a viaduct leading over to the mainland."
Chico: Why a duck?"

"Why don't you drop by tomorrow evening around 8:30. He'll be in then." --Barbara Stanwick Double Indemnity
"Who?" – Fred MacMurray
"My husband. You were anxious to talk to him, weren't you?" –
"Yeah, I was, but... I'm sort of getting over the idea, if you know what I mean." –

"Round up the usual suspects" Claud Raines Casablanca

You are going Uruguay, and I'm going my way. Cpt Spalding Animal Crackers

'Nature, Mr. Alnutt, is what we are put in this world to rise above." –Katherine Hepburn African Queen
"What an absurd idea! What an absurd idea! Lady, you got ten absurd ideas for my one! Ha." Humphry Bogart African Queen

"Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night!"Bette Davis All about Eve

"It should take you exactly four seconds to cross from here to that door. I'll give you two. Audrey Hepburn Breakfast at Tiffany’s

"Lawdy! We got to have a doctor! I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' babies, Miz Scarlett!" Butterfly McQueen Gone With The Wind

"Nothing can hurt us now. What we have can't be destroyed. That's our victory... our victory over the dark Bette Davis Dark Victory

'You haven't switched from liquor to dope by any chance, have you Dexter?" Katherine Hepburn Philadelphia Story

"You know you don't have to act with me, Steve. You don't have to say anything and you don't have to do anything--not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow!" Lauren Bacall To Humphry Bogart in To Have and Have Not

 

[St-KriS]

Anything from Fight Club. That's one of the most quoteable movies of all time.

annnnnd from the movie "Life"...

Martin Lawrence: Why you gotta be so nasty?
Eddie Murphy: Because I'm a nasty mothef**ker!

 

[bacon buster]

say hello to my little friend!

first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women.

tony montana, scarface.

 

[lioness]

Originally posted by skipper kelly
One for the old timers.

"Frankly my Dear, I dont give a damn."

Easily my favourite. And I'm 26 so don't go calling me old.

Also dozens from the 'Flying High' movies..........

 

[Jars458]

Casablanca is full of them but not for the one taht everyone thinks is in teh movie but isn't.

ie "Play it again, Sam" is never said.

Some of them

"Here's looking at you kid"

"We'll always have Paris"

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, and she had to come into mine"

"The lives of three people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world"

It is just a superb movie.

 

[Magpira]

"Young, dumb and full of cum"
Point Break

"Warriors come out to play...."
The Warriors

"Billy, I want to screw!"
White Men Can't Jump

 

[PiedPiper]

Bueller....Bueller...

 

[CURVE]

007 has just saved Domino from drowning after her flipper gets caught on some coral.


007: My dear uncooperative Domino.
Domino: How do you know my friends call me Domino.
007: It's on your bracelet.
Domino: What sharp little eyes you have.
007: Wait till you get to my teeth.

Thunderball 1964

 

[Leaping Lindner]

"Monty you terrible c***" - Withnail and I

"Who's this f***?" - Blue Velvet

"We shot them under rule 303." - Breaker Morant

 

[3lions3]

"I demand the finest wines known to humanity. I demand them here, and I demand them now!"

 

[NYMets]

Originally posted by 3lions3
"I demand the finest wines known to humanity. I demand them here, and I demand them now!"

wassat? Hannibal?

 

[3lions3]

Originally posted by NYMets
wassat? Hannibal?

Withnail and I

 

[NYMets]

oops he he now there's two similar movies for you.

 

[GoalsFrom50Out]

"When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep and you're never really awake. I hadn't slept in four days..."

"If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla. Marla...the little scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if only you could stop tonguing it, but you can't."

"The spork. I get it. You're very clever."
"Thank you."
"How's that working out for you?"
"What?"
"Being clever."
"Well, uh... great."
"Keep it up, then. Keep it right up."

"The first rule of fight club is -- you don't talk about fight club. The second rule of fight club is -- you don't talk about fight club. The third rule of fight club is -- when someone says "stop" or goes limp, the fight is over. Fourth rule is -- only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule -- one fight at a time. Sixth rule -- no shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule -- fights go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule -- if this is your first night at fight club, you have to fight."

-- Fight Club.

 

[RogerMellie]

More corkers from Withnail & I...

'You can stuff it up you arse for nothing and f*ck off while you're doing it'

'The f*cker will rue the day!'

'This suit was cut by Hawks of Saville Row'

'Balls, I'll swallow it and run a mile!'

 

[Jars458]

She was beautiful! She was young! She was innocent! She was the greatest piece of ass I've ever had, and I've had 'em all over the world!

The Godfather

 

[3lions3]

Originally posted by GoalsFrom50Out
"The spork. I get it. You're very clever."
"Thank you."
"How's that working out for you?"
"What?"
"Being clever."
"Well, uh... great."
"Keep it up, then. Keep it right up." -- Fight Club.

That's one of my faves. Oh, to be Tyler.

 

[Disgustipated]

"Drop the gun fatboy"

Boris the bullet dodger "Snatch"



"mmmmm that is a tasty burger"

 

[raskolnikov]

From the Sound of Music:

Maria: "You know how Sister Margarita makes me kiss the floor everytime she sees me"?
Reverend Mother: "Yes"
Maria: Well lately I've started kissing the floor whenever I see her coming, just to save time."

Maria: "When we enter the abbey all our dresses are given to the poor."
Captain Von Trapp: "What about this one?"
Maria: "Oh the poor didn't want this one".

Captain Von Trapp: "So you were picking blueberries?"
Children: "Yes"
Captain Von Trapp: "It's not blueberry season."
Frederick: "They were strawberries. It's been so cold lately they turned blue".

Nazi captain. "It is said that sometimes an ostrich buries its head in the sand, and sometimes the flag".

 

[raskolnikov]

From Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Indian guy: "Ahh - snake surprise."
girl - "What's the surprise?"

 

[aesop]

Courtesy of Melvin Udall

"Quit worrying. You'll be back on your knees in no time."

"Where did they teach you to talk like this? At some Panama
City sailor-wanna-hump-hump bar, or is this getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else...we're all
stocked up here."

Secretary: "How do you write women so well?"
Melvin: "I think of a man, and then I take away reason and
accountability."