Society & Culture Favourite Idioms

[Ben the Gooner]

Heard a ripper last night: "he's as whipped as a racehorse"

 

[Beerfish]

As busy as a dog with two dicks

I don't think I've ever heard that one.

Hilarious.

 

[rocker_oz33]

if you give or lent something to someone and they ask for something else l normally say.
giving a mouse a piece cheese they ask for a glass of milk.

 

[Captain Jack]

Heard a ripper last night: "he's as whipped as a racehorse"

Who about I wonder?

 

[Max Rockatansky]

A couple of oldies:

He "Couldn't organize a piss up in a brewery"

He "Couldn't get a root in a brothel"

 

[THRILLHO]

But that one's a given.

Also enjoy you don't have to be dead to be stiff.

Use that one quite a lot.

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

My boss did a good one today

"She's about as innocent as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field"

 

[hagansbull]

Mate of mine uses "more cracks than the Womens Hospital" a fair bit and we were having smoko one day with this other joker when mate 1 asked " Is (insert name here) gay?" when joker 1 replies "As a Gypsy Wagon".

 

[PunyHumans!!!]

Have used and heard others use '****ing the dog' a fair bit when it comes to long periods of physical inaction.

 

[SHAKESPEARE]

Dumb as dog shit
Couldn't organize a **** in a brothel
Tighter than a nuns c**t
She's had more pricks than a pin cushion
Slower than a wet week

 

[wce4premiership]

Have used and heard others use '****ing the dog' a fair bit when it comes to long periods of physical inaction.

Canadian saying. Apparently popularr over there. Hard to get it started around people who have no idea what it means and overhear you lol.

 

[PunyHumans!!!]

Got a few odd looks when I said it to a few people awhile ago. I picked it up whilst working on drill rigs. Thought it was a stupid saying but soon started using it myself.

 

[THRILLHO]

Going to see a man about a dog

Between you, me and the fencepost

Me: Where you going?
Dad: Mad and shoot myself
Me: Who with?
Dad: Me, myself and I.

He was a pain in the arse at times and I can't wait to do the same to my kids.

 

[Normy132]

Love the "going to see a man about a dog." Don't use it often enough.

 

[fairdinkum]

'Ain't the full quid'

'Built like a brick shithouse'

'In more trouble than the early settlers'

 

[Byron_Clanger]

Useful as **** on a bull

 

[tb_fanboy]

Going to see a man about a dog

Between you, me and the fencepost

Me: Where you going?
Dad: Mad and shoot myself
Me: Who with?
Dad: Me, myself and I.

He was a pain in the arse at times and I can't wait to do the same to my kids.

Same as mine.
Me: What's for tea?
Dad: Shit on toast

Every time.

 

[Tex_21]

Been around since Adam was a boy. I usually add the line, 'but I'm an atheist' to it as well.

Mate of mine runs with "back when DaVinci was painting pr0n..."

Sooz.

Oh wait, idioms

Sweating like a dog shitting razorblades/pedo at a wiggles concert are up there with my most used

"...like Fritzl at a family reunion"

For some reason I get a few sideways looks with that one. Old housemate and me have a heap of 'in' jokes that when overheard by others tend to be seen as bad taste.

Housemate: "What's been happening?"
Me: "Just hanging out, touching kids"
Housemate: "Well, they're not going to touch themselves"

For soem reason girls dislike this line of conversation?

 

[theCATSfromHELL]

sweating like Vegas Elvis on a squash court

 

[Full Wingspan]

Sweating like an arab at customs.

 

[Northworth]

I am an early starter at work.... I get my best work done between 8-10am and spend the rest of the day doing 4 hours work spread over 7-8 hours with lots of meetings and procrastinating



but the early arrival sometimes attracts the phrase: "Did you shit the bed?"

I had to look it up the first time I heard it as I thought I was being insulted!

 

[Eagle Empire]

The whole box and dice
Fall off the perch

I don't use these but I do like them.

 

[prankmonkey]

"i'm sweating like a bush pig" is one i use a lot

 

[TheStinger]

Love the "going to see a man about a dog." Don't use it often enough.

I have to go drop the kids off at the pool.

 

[DoggyStyle]

I'm drier than a dead dingoes Donger, or Nuns Nasty - Used to explain your thirst

Someone's going to get the rough end of my pineapple - When someone has pissed you off

You can't polish a **** - however you can roll it in glitter - No explanation needed

Just off to send a fax to Werribee (perhap should be email now - used when expaning your departure for the toilet)