Official Team Thread Fighting Furies - Season 25. BnF to be Sunday night 22nd @ tiglands House Boat

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Like clockwork

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I would have remembered anyway.
 
Great to be back on the winners list with a good with against the Bears in Shadow Mans 300th with a 6 goal bag from Helen Wheels and a dominate performance from our resident campaigner rfctiger74. We also had a debut in Steven S Sadman who contributed to only 4 disp and two behinds. He has yet to post so hopefully we see more action from him (and his midrunner mate) next week. (also since he hasn't given me a number yet, i've replaced Calcium man with him, so he can be no 19 for now :p)

Stats as of round 6:

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Next week is community service week where we head over to Brunswick and hold a clinic for the elderly people from the Roys, so try not to go too hard on them as they are quite brittle (only kidding, go as hard as you want).
 
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Next week is community service week where we head over to Brunswick and hold a clinic for the elderly people from the Roys, so try not to go too hard on them as they are quite brittle (only kidding, go as hard as you want).

Beware the Roys.
Their team motto is: "Old age and treachery beats youth and skill."
 
Sorry for letting so many goals in.
My fans wanted some naked autographs.... I obliged... got some numbers from my nans friends.

No dentures is not as bad as you think lads.
Sorry ladettes.
 
Sorry for letting so many goals in.
My fans wanted some naked autographs.... I obliged... got some numbers from my nans friends.

No dentures is not as bad as you think lads.
Sorry ladettes.
somebody is having a good long weekend.
 
Awesome except for our half back line. Its all mods, and it sucks worse than norf
sounds like usual then they need to stop benching my 3possessions a game is the difference between flags and norf
 
sounds like usual then they need to stop benching my 3possessions a game is the difference between flags and norf

Also fumbles has stood down as capt to focus on his game and his vintage albanian pr0n collection

So now our leaders are the laziest capt in sfa history Wacky Tiger , who cant even be ****ed doing a cut n paste, and the dude who makes snake baker look like an intellectual giant NaturalDisaster

Now i know this sounds ****ed, and it is, but it could be worse. This Is Anfield is our vc, and in his three hours as temp captain tried to change out name, our colours, and our club song to that of Loserpool FC
 
Also fumbles has stood down as capt to focus on his game and his vintage albanian pr0n collection

So now our leaders are the laziest mod in sfa history Wacky Tiger , who cant even be ****** doing a cut n paste, and the dude who makes snake baker look like an intellectual giant NaturalDisaster

Now i know this sounds ******, and it is, but it could be worse. This Is Anfield is our vc, and in his three hours as temp captain tried to change out name, our colours, and our club song to that of Loserpool FC
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The Fighting Furies: The Greatest That Ever Was, Is And Ever Will Be.

The Fighting Furies are without a doubt, not only the greatest ever Sweet FA qooty side (#firsttosix), but also the greatest ever posting side to ever grace the undeserving Sweet FA. Their mixture of humour, wit, prose, antagonism and scathing ripostes is like we have never seen before, and will unlikely ever see again. For the last 10 season, we’ve seen the behemoth that was the Dragons NWO, The No Team Left Behind Hawks, The Fiery Warriors and the Brutalist Spammy Bombers, but none compare to the all round posting prowess of the current Furies. They stand head and shoulders above the rest. There is no contest.

Firstly lets look at a few of the players they have at their disposal.

Wacky Tiger – There is none like him. The multi award winning captain fantastic, who cast a long and formidable shadow. His posting is a good as his qootying. Sublime.

3121Premiers (nee fumbler) – The consistency of his inconsistency. The organization of his chaos. The brilliance in his madness.

NaturalDisaster – The heir apparent. The next in line for the sparkling Furies Throne. The future.

This is Anfield – Old, curmudgeonly, prickly and ever joyous. The Bad Cop.

_Cayz_ - The firebrand, the ruffler, the scuffler. Forever keeping those to account.

RFCtiger74 – The new aggressor, loves a bit of it. Would fight his own shadow and punch him in the neck. His banter is just as blunt.

Jacknah_8 – The nice one. The funny one, the one that adds balance to the force. The brighter future.

Manangatang – Studied at the school of fumbler and is destined to take down opponents with his ribald nonsensical musings. A new breed of Fury in the old mold.

Helen Wheels – Hell on Wheels. The embodiment of the Fury. Powerful on and off the field.

There are more, but you see my point. Players like @okeydoke, PVF, The Filth Wizard, beez, boncer34, Marlowe, Eth, Broken – These league legends are good, but the current Furies team is great, that undeniable. There is no sane argument to prove other wise.

If there is still doubt in any of your minds, which there shouldn’t be, let’s pull back the curtain and reveal some of the Furies in action.

the oozing confidence
3121 premiers said:
Wow.
Destination club, get on board now.
The harsh reality
Helen Wheels said:
It's not the toilet.
It's that "old man smell" you can detect when you play the Roys.
The glorious belittling
NaturalDisaster said:
If I Dont Care became a moderator he would be known as IDC: Internet Dickhead Control.

Bit random but just felt like pointing it out.
The humiliation
Hate said:
We have plenty of participation flags ready to hand out to you lot on Sunday. :handfist:
The culture shocker
JackNah_8 said:
Yes,a hipster! I heard you also had brunch today and ordered a chai soy latte
The reality check
Helen Wheels said:
Evidence of a bad culture at the Roys.
Adjust your priorities.
Qooty training >>>> footy training and work.
the false sense of security
Shadow Man said:
I've always liked the Roys, they've always been classy in a Ron Burgundy kind of way.

I actually hope you win.........next week.;)
The hilarious nonsense
manangatang said:
rfctiger74 has his own currency. Used plastic forks are his trade. You used to get eleventy twelve forks to the dollar, but things have been volatile on the trading room floor recently.
The entrance
This Is Anfield said:
What's op, boys and girls and others.
We still winning?
The bring the pain
JackNah_8 said:
Not interested in dating anyone from the roys lol
The no one is safe
Stevi_Tigers said:
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the sexy times take down
manangatang said:
For a little zest I like to add a small dose of lemon juice and about 80ml methylated spirits.
The fumbler
TJASTA said:
NEWGROUNDS WAS FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.
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This is just snapshot of the brilliance that is contained within the Furies. I am in awe. We are in awe. We are witnessing greatness. Greatness that will never be seen again. The Furies aren't Tigers, they are the
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