Fremantle Dockers: can we get better than a F- this year?

[Numero Uno]

The biggest champ.

minnows

 

[DanWA]

oh great another alias

 

[Bender_]

I’m sure we were also excited when Des Headland was traded..

Oof. No comeback available for that one. Masterful stroke. And I know stroking.

 

[Carson Dial]

Oof. No comeback available for that one. Masterful stroke. And I know stroking.

Comes as no surprise to anyone.

 

[Carson Dial]

Anyones better than the Dorks but NN is as overated as F^^k

 

[Bender_]

Comes as no surprise to anyone.

Did you know that the original Franco Begbie character was nothing like Robert Carlyle? He was a shaved headed, big, stocky psychopath, more like Tom Hardy in Bronson. Danny Boyle for whatever reason casted Carlyle and made a complete mockery of what was supposed to be a physically intimidating individual as created by the great Irvine Welsh. And now you wear that mockery. Says a lot.

Anyway. Des Headland. What a joke that was.

 

[Carson Dial]

Did you know that the original Franco Begbie character was nothing like Robert Carlyle? He was a shaved headed, big, stocky psychopath, more like Tom Hardy in Bronson. Danny Boyle for whatever reason casted Carlyle and made a complete mockery of what was supposed to be a physically intimidating individual as created by the great Irvine Welsh. And now you wear that mockery. Says a lot.

Anyway. Des Headland. What a joke that was.

Says you who knows f**k all about Danny Boyle you little scr**e. He’d tear up a biscuit like you every night.

 

[Bender_]

Says you who knows f**k all about Danny Boyle you little scr**e. He’d tear up a biscuit like you every night.

He's a sell out. He gave a part to a friend and ruined one of the great characters of Welsh's universe, and you openly support him. Weird stance to take.

Also I'm not certain what "tear up a biscuit like you every night" means. Are you implying that Boyle is some sort of anal rapist specialist, partaking daily, and you're proud of this? Is this some sort of prison direlect that you learned whilst being of the receiving end of forced salad tossing? Even more weird, and sad.

Regardless it has become obvious that you're quite a few rungs below the intelligence of the average troglodyte and I now regret engaging you. I doubt you've read a single book in your intrepid existence and I feel dirty at the mere act of acknowledging you. I wish you good luck with your shite director ball-cupping and Godspeed with your return to busking or whatever way you spend your days mooching from productive members of society.

 

[Carson Dial]

He's a sell out. He gave a part to a friend and ruined one of the great characters of Welsh's universe, and you openly support him. Weird stance to take.

Also I'm not certain what "tear up a biscuit like you every night" means. Are you implying that Boyle is some sort of anal rapist specialist, partaking daily, and you're proud of this? Is this some sort of prison direlect that you learned whilst being of the receiving end of forced salad tossing? Even more weird, and sad.

Regardless it has become obvious that you're quite a few rungs below the intelligence of the average troglodyte and I now regret engaging you. I doubt you've read a single book in your intrepid existence and I feel dirty at the mere act of acknowledging you. I wish you good luck with your shite director ball-cupping and Godspeed with your return to busking or whatever way you spend your days mooching from productive members of society.

Happy to meet softc**k

 

[Bender_]

Happy to meet softc**k

Ergh. Struggling to construct a coherant sentence. I weep for the future.

 

[Carson Dial]

Ergh. Struggling to construct a coherant sentence. I weep for the future.

Lost your bottle you pleb

 

[TossRossThe Boss]

Credit where credit is due.

Notacluey is great athlete. But he's no footballer. Does not have the footy brain and is a liability some of the time. Great athlete however.

I wonder if he'd have the same celebrity omnipotence if he was white with no dreads??

 

[DanWA]

Credit where credit is due.

Notacluey is great athlete. But he's no footballer. Does not have the footy brain and is a liability some of the time. Great athlete however.

I wonder if he'd have the same celebrity omnipotence if he was white with no dreads??

Imagine if Walters was white

He would be Joel Selwood

 

[Freomaniac]

Imagine if Walters was white

He would be Joel Selwood

If nic Nat was white, he would be Kepler Bradley lol

 

[TossRossThe Boss]

Haha he wishes he was that good

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

Nic Nat is the better of two Nats from WA. Will end up being a premiership player though unlike Fyfe.

 

[Freomaniac]

Nic Nat is the better of two Nats from WA. Will end up being a premiership player though unlike Fyfe.

no he wont. you wont beat richomond in front of dustin martins fat fathers face lol

 

[HardcoreGeelongFan]

After seeing Tim Kellys reaction from being shown around the place you'd think they tried to take lobotomies from his kids

 

[Crabapplepittard]

If nic Nat was white, he would be Kepler Bradley lol

This is flipping brilliant!