*FRRRRRRT* *BRRRRRROPPLFFFFT* *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP* - Did you guys hear that?

[STPer18]

That's the collective sound of 17 clubs shitting their dacks at the sight of the REIGNING champs awakening. All this talk of flags and finals amongst the minnows of the competition after three weeks of football was nothing short of hilarious and downright embarrassing.

Adelaide? More like CRAPlaide
Brisbane? More like BrisLOL
Carlton? More like TANKton
Collingwood? More like ColiWOBBLES
Essendon? More like *
Fremantle? More like FLOGmantle
Gold Coast? More like FOLD TOAST
Western Sydney? More like Western SHITney
Hawthorn? More like WOODEN SPOONthorn
Melbourne? More like LOLDEES
North? More like NORF
Port Adelaide? More like Port TARPelaide
Richmond? More like NINTHMOND
St Kilda? More like SHIT Kilda
Sydney? More like SHITney
West Coast? More like WET TOAST
Footscray? More like FootSHIT

Well, spankers, you've had your little fun, now let's play ball.


"Pay one more free kick to Hawforn, little runt. Double dare ya"

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Sounds like OP just did a fart and followed through

 

[the avoca drover]

I think you sharted.

 

[T2B_]

If you beat anyone other than Spoonthorn we might be a bit more impressed.

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

Spoiler

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Can't beat Carlton with our best 2 players out.
A Hahahahaha plastic Bob katters.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

That's the collective sound of 17 clubs shitting their dacks at the sight of the REIGNING champs awakening. All this talk of flags and finals amongst the minnows of the competition after three weeks of football was nothing short of hilarious and downright embarrassing.

Adelaide? More like CRAPlaide
Brisbane? More like BrisLOL
Carlton? More like TANKton
Collingwood? More like ColiWOBBLES
Essendon? More like *
Fremantle? More like FLOGmantle
Gold Coast? More like FOLD TOAST
Western Sydney? More like Western SHITney
Hawthorn? More like WOODEN SPOONthorn
Melbourne? More like LOLDEES
North? More like NORF
Port Adelaide? More like Port TARPelaide
Richmond? More like NINTHMOND
St Kilda? More like s**t Kilda
Sydney? More like SHITney
West Coast? More like WET TOAST
Footscray? More like FootSHIT

Well, spankers, you've had your little fun, now let's play ball.

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"Pay one more free kick to Hawforn, little runt. Double dare ya"

Worst thread ever.