Fundraising Ideas for St Fiddleher...

[Waynesworld]

OK, so it appears that the Saints are in a financial hole.

So I thought we should, as intelligent, witty and above average looking football experts, create some ideas to help the Saints climb out of the Seaford shithole they have dug for themselves.

• Auction off a night with Milney (conditions are the room must always be dark);
• Auction a photoshoot with Nick Riewoldt at the Seaford Hotel;
• Sell off Kim Duthie signed school dresses;
• Sell stalking lessons with Jason Gram;
• Sell tours of the Seaford facilities (OK, this won't raise much);
• Rent out the Seaford facilities during September (they won't need them at this time);
• Sell "I f***ing hate Ross Lyon" t-shirts;
• Pre-order 10,000 "Winning streak 2004" DVD's to sell at 100% inflated price

Any other ideas from the Bay to help?

 

[Bluelegs]

Norf giving financial tips. Where am I??

 

[Waynesworld]

Norf giving financial tips. Where am I??

Hey we made a $1M profit and will be debt free in a couple of years. So we are qualified to give financial advice.

 

[Bluelegs]

Hey we made a $1M profit and will be debt free in a couple of years. So we are qualified to give financial advice.

 

[Retired Jimmy]

The Saints could open their own Private Investigation firm and hire out Grammys services (as a contractor of course) .......I hear he's very good at surveillance.

 

[Tiger71]

hahahaha

A norf supporter giving it to another club about being broke.The irony! The only reason you minnows are squealing about a profit this year is due to the continual AFL handouts and charity you lot receive. The AFL Norf's centerlink since 95

 

[DimmasCubs]

Penis Comaprison vs Nick Riewoldt

Entry: $10
Prize: $100 000

Rules: If your penis is smallers than Nicks you win!

 

[royals1922]

Dwarf burning compeitions

 

[Waynesworld]

Dwarf burning compeitions

Shit Royals, how could I have forgotten that????

Moneyspinner.

 

[royals1922]

Shit Royals, how could I have forgotten that????

Moneyspinner.

you're getting slack....

 

[Waynesworld]

you're getting slack....

For extra $ they could combine dwarf throwing & burning.

 

[Mark Dreher]

Sack the coach?

 

[royals1922]

For extra $ they could combine dwarf throwing & burning.

They've started already with Watters

 

[Mofra]

Pay to coach an AFL-side for a round

Their list is poo anyway, they wont win anything

 

[Baldur]

Sell off the fat chicks our players reject to Norf players

 

[Waynesworld]

Sell off the fat chicks our players reject to Norf players

From what I've seen Baldur, your players don't reject any chicks...they just share them.

 

[Baldur]

From what I've seen Baldur, your players don't reject any chicks...they just share them.

We have a no fat chicks rule. Recall some feral female wanted a couple of our players to be nice to her and was told that we have a no fat chicks rule.

 

[morgoth]

Raising money would be easy.

Just charge $10 to belt Milne or Baker.

 

[SamFisher25]

Thread needs more rattlin' tins.

 

[Mutant]

Could sell little ampules of Nicky's tears, saints fans could wear them on a chain around their necks.

 

[SamFisher25]

Could sell little ampules of Nicky's tears, saints fans could wear them on a chain around their necks.

benny smoked them all.

 

[Partridge]

OK, so it appears that the Saints are in a financial hole.

So I thought we should, as intelligent, witty and above average looking football experts, create some ideas to help the Saints climb out of the Seaford shithole they have dug for themselves.

• Auction off a night with Milney (conditions are the room must always be dark);
• Auction a photoshoot with Nick Riewoldt at the Seaford Hotel;
• Sell off Kim Duthie signed school dresses;
• Sell stalking lessons with Jason Gram;
• Sell tours of the Seaford facilities (OK, this won't raise much);
• Rent out the Seaford facilities during September (they won't need them at this time);
• Sell "I f***ing hate Ross Lyon" t-shirts;
• Pre-order 10,000 "Winning streak 2004" DVD's to sell at 100% inflated price

Any other ideas from the Bay to help?

A few more:

• Pre-sharpened football boots from Steven Baker;
• Modelling classes provided by Nick Dal Santo;
• Relationship building classes at football clubs by Ricky Nixon;
• Instructional videos on the art of ruckwork hosted by Grant Thomas

 

[Bigeasy]

We're flush with cash, we can lend them some as long as they pay back 100% not 7% like they usually do.

 

[royals1922]

Pay their players 22c in the dollar.

 

[Mutant]

Pay their players 22c in the dollar.

Not many of them would be worth that much.