Mobbs
A Large Portion, Yes
We had about 300 chants at Fitzroy ... well, what did you want us to do ... enjoy the GAMES??? 
Most were aimed at deliberate patheticity. A very poor one re Justin Charles' drug incident : "Justin Takes It Up The Arm ... do dah" (etc)
Moving on to the Fitzroy Reds, one of the more popular has been :
(to Waltzing Matilda)
"Pumped by the redders, pumped by the redders.
You're getting pumped by the redders today.
And we'll whip yer arse, we'll whip yer bum,
We'll ship the nipples off yer Mum.
You're getting pumped by the redders today."
Also (to Henry the 8th) :
"We're Fitzroy the Reds we are.
Fitzroy the Reds we are, we are.
We've pumped dozens of teams before,
You're gonna get pumped by ... even more.
And every one was competitive (Bulls**t),
They all were a challenge on the day (no way).
If yer not even gonna be competitive,
Why the **** show up today."
And (to whooping cough) :
"At Brunswick St Oval at the ground we love,
A (insert team nickname here) nearly had his ****ing head knocked off.
We barracked so loud and we barracked so rough.
That he packed his ****ing bags and he ****ed right off."
And (to Irene Goodnight) :
"Sometimes we win by a little,
Sometimes we win by a lot.
Sometimes we're faced with a challenge.
But a challenge is something you're not.
{team name} goodnight.
{team name} goodnight.
Goodnight {team name}
Goodnight {team name}
You'll beat us in your dreams."
Back to Fitzroy, one of the more popular ditties was a testament to our young dancing troupe : the Roygirls :
(To TISM's old man river)
"I want the girls, I want the girls,
I want the girls who dance-half-naked ...
(there's plenty more to that)."
When opp. fans had a go at us, we'd often face them, aim for high notes and sing 'Love to love you baby.'
Then I grew up
Then I grew down again.
Most were aimed at deliberate patheticity. A very poor one re Justin Charles' drug incident : "Justin Takes It Up The Arm ... do dah" (etc)
Moving on to the Fitzroy Reds, one of the more popular has been :
(to Waltzing Matilda)
"Pumped by the redders, pumped by the redders.
You're getting pumped by the redders today.
And we'll whip yer arse, we'll whip yer bum,
We'll ship the nipples off yer Mum.
You're getting pumped by the redders today."
Also (to Henry the 8th) :
"We're Fitzroy the Reds we are.
Fitzroy the Reds we are, we are.
We've pumped dozens of teams before,
You're gonna get pumped by ... even more.
And every one was competitive (Bulls**t),
They all were a challenge on the day (no way).
If yer not even gonna be competitive,
Why the **** show up today."
And (to whooping cough) :
"At Brunswick St Oval at the ground we love,
A (insert team nickname here) nearly had his ****ing head knocked off.
We barracked so loud and we barracked so rough.
That he packed his ****ing bags and he ****ed right off."
And (to Irene Goodnight) :
"Sometimes we win by a little,
Sometimes we win by a lot.
Sometimes we're faced with a challenge.
But a challenge is something you're not.
{team name} goodnight.
{team name} goodnight.
Goodnight {team name}
Goodnight {team name}
You'll beat us in your dreams."
Back to Fitzroy, one of the more popular ditties was a testament to our young dancing troupe : the Roygirls :
(To TISM's old man river)
"I want the girls, I want the girls,
I want the girls who dance-half-naked ...
(there's plenty more to that)."
When opp. fans had a go at us, we'd often face them, aim for high notes and sing 'Love to love you baby.'
Then I grew up
Then I grew down again.
