Funniest Moment On A Football Ground

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Thats up there.


I saw in a Metro game, a bloke dived into the wet goalsquare to stop a rolling ball. Instead he slid legs first right through and landed with one leg each side of the fence! OUCH! Did some damage too.


Not that funny for us males but im sure the female population would laugh:D
 

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Courageunderfire said:
Thats up there.


I saw in a Metro game, a bloke dived into the wet goalsquare to stop a rolling ball. Instead he slid legs first right through and landed with one leg each side of the fence! OUCH! Did some damage too.


Not that funny for us males but im sure the female population would laugh:D
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what are you talking about, i cant stop laughing when it happens to one of my mates.
 
Also saw this-


Prelim Final, 25 seconds left, open goal only one man inside 50 with ball. 3 points down.

Runs to the goalsquare lines it up, misses the ball kicks the ground, opposition run it out and win by 3.

Also tore his achilles.

This was in South Australia 1994 if im correct
 
Once saw a bloke run it from the centre and kick a goal from about 50m out, the ball bounced off the fence behind the goals and came back and hit the goal umpire in the back of the head and knocked him over just as he was about to signal a goal! was laughter all around the ground....
 
Once played against a deaf guy who has taken what he thought was a mark about Centre Half Back.

Only problem was he was unaware the umpire was calling "touch ball play on".

He's meanwhile still standing there looking down the ground for an option ............ gets tackled from behind ....... HOLDING THE BALL! :D :D


Not sure what was funnier - that or beating them in a Semi Final on the way to another Premiership! ;)
 
in my junior days was playing on one of the back ovals at bulleen park where there are 2 grounds side by side. i was running down the wing and the siren went. however it was for the other ground, and everyone stopped bar me. the umpire called play on and i passed to a team mate in a vacant goal square who kicked the goal
 
I was playing juniors (maybe under 17's) & it was a horrible day - had belted rain all night and still raining all morning, someone kicked a goal from about 25/30 out - which was a pretty big kick given the ball was water logged and like a piece of soap (we were using a leather Sherrin too). The goally (no doubt someones dad) kicked the ball back. I marked it and turned around and kicked a booming Spiral back to the centre umpire, it bounced about 10meters in front of him and instead of bouncing up nicely, it hit the wet grass and SKIDED straight into the groin of the umpire at a rate of knots. He went down like a bag of sh1t holding the family jewels. After everyone stopped laughing, it was obvious he was in some trouble. The umpire was helped off the ground by the 2 trainers and a local guy had to finish the umpiring for him... No votes for me that day ;)
 

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A big bloke by the name of Shevy had kicked about ten goals up to 3/4 time a few years back and when lining up for yet another goal in the final quarter, the local butcher ran out with a fire extinguisher and released the foam all over his boots, claiming he was on fire that day.

The guy got in a bit of trouble as he was a committee member :eek:

but funny never the less :thumbsu:
 
patty O'furnicha said:
A big bloke by the name of Shevy had kicked about ten goals up to 3/4 time a few years back and when lining up for yet another goal in the final quarter, the local butcher ran out with a fire extinguisher and released the foam all over his boots, claiming he was on fire that day.

The guy got in a bit of trouble as he was a committee member :eek:

but funny never the less :thumbsu:
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Shevy as in Christian Shevlyn?
 
A bloke playing on the wing charged in from the centre bounce grabbed the footy about 5 metres inside the square, took 3 steps and unloaded a massive torp that sailed through for a goal. He starts celebrating like a madman, but soon realises all his mates are not congratulating him, but laying on the ground pissing themselves laughing. This was because he had kicked it the wrong way:D.

The reason this was so funny is because the same player had just kicked a goal at the other end and this was why there was a centre bounce!:cool:
 
Within the first couple of minutes of a game the ball had gone through for a point. The fullback picked up the ball, unaware he had smeared oil on it in the process.

As he played on he mishandled the ball and managed to knock it back through the points. While the oppostion were in hysterics, he calmly picked the ball up again at kicked it as far as possible.

The runner came out not long after and the message consisted of nothing more than a smile and 30 seconds of laughing. The site of the opposition full forward doubled over with tears of laughter rolling down his face is one I'll never forget.
 
cfscores said:
Within the first couple of minutes of a game the ball had gone through for a point. The fullback picked up the ball, unaware he had smeared oil on it in the process.

As he played on he mishandled the ball and managed to knock it back through the points. While the oppostion were in hysterics, he calmly picked the ball up again at kicked it as far as possible.

The runner came out not long after and the message consisted of nothing more than a smile and 30 seconds of laughing. The site of the opposition full forward doubled over with tears of laughter rolling down his face is one I'll never forget.
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Quality
 
Playing in the high counrty of strathbogie it started to snow, the umps asked the capts what they thought, then agreed to reduce game to 2 halves. 2nd half runner comes out with water bottle and gets abused for being so stupid as to think anyone would need a drink, then got mobbed when players found out it had stones green mac in it. Sheeit it was cold..
 
Remember years ago seeing a bloke named Carlos Gomez playing for West Preston take a solid mark and then take off and after a couple of bounces launch a huge kick deep into the forward line. Only problem was that he kicked the wrong way - and the opposition marked and goaled. Always recalled at club reunions.
 
A bloke was playing his 400th club game in the seconds and ran out with his son. The supporters,juniors and seniors had made a guard of honour for this momentous occasion. As he ran out with a smile bigger than luna park he waved to the crowd and acknowledged the players. He burst through the banner only to discover there was a little too much tape at the bottom and over he went and did the biggest face plant i have ever seen. His son ran past and said 'Dad i think it's time u gave it up' only to hear back - 'i will get it right for my 500th'......
 
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A bloke was playing his 400th club game in the seconds and ran out with his son. The supporters,juniors and seniors had made a guard of honour for this momentous occasion. As he ran out with a smile bigger than luna park he waved to the crowd and acknowledged the players. He burst through the banner only to discover there was a little too much tape at the bottom and over he went and did the biggest face plant i have ever seen. His son ran past and said 'Dad i think it's time u gave it up' only to hear back - 'i will get it right for my 500th'......
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My funniest moment so far was when a testosterone-fuelled unit from Hampton (referred to in hushed tones as, "The Chief") got a free kick 3m out right on the side of the goal square. Took a huge run-up, shaped to kick it into orbit, and sprayed it off the side of his boot for a point. Karma.

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The Tigers Nuts said:
My funniest moment so far was when a testosterone-fuelled unit from Hampton (referred to in hushed tones as, "The Chief") got a free kick 3m out right on the side of the goal square. Took a huge run-up, shaped to kick it into orbit, and sprayed it off the side of his boot for a point. Karma.

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Ahh The Chief;)
 
Classic Thread Courage...

During a game in central NSW's Northern Riverina League many years ago, 2 old rival teams were playing. The tigers were smashing the near extinct redlegs on a footy ground that has to be seen to be believed, it's literally in a paddock with trimmed and painted pine trees as goal posts.
As the game was drawing to a close, one of the tigers boys was lining up for a shot at goal, and the bloke on the mark, "Kero" templeton -an ex tiger and local larrikin - chucked a brown-eye at the bloke having a shot... whole crowd was in hysterics, local umpires couldn't have cared less and no-one had a clue or gave a sh1t if it was a goal.

Nearly 20 years on and still a vivid and disturbing memory :D
 

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