Roast "GAMDEDAY!" – MFC Media Dept

[Meds]

This ******* club. Makes me want to change teams...

Wow. I could run through a brick wall right now. If that doesn't get your #demonspirit flowing and your red & blue blood pumping then maybe you don't deserve to support such an amazing club.

#demonspirit

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Wow. I could run through a brick wall right now. If that doesn't get your #demonspirit flowing and your red & blue blood pumping then maybe you don't deserve to support such an amazing club.

#demonspirit

Amazing club? Were you born in 1940? Coz thats the only way this makes any sense.

 

[Meds]

Amazing club? Were you born in 1940? Coz thats the only way this makes any sense.

#demonspirit isn't about the past. It's about the here and now.

 

[Topkent]

Lol wut

 

[Meds]

Lol wut

Did you watch the video? #demonspirit will be on display in 2023 as we unite at the MCG. It's finishing unfinished business. It's the passion pouring from the stands (and keyboards).

How are you not bursting out of your log cabin to punch a moose right now?

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Did you watch the video? #demonspirit will be on display in 2023 as we unite at the MCG. It's finishing unfinished business. It's the passion pouring from the stands (and keyboards).

How are you not bursting out of your log cabin to punch a moose right now?

Try and win a meaningful game at G before we worry about uniting at it would be my advice.

 

[Topkent]

I remember when we had unfinished business at the G in the 22' pre season and were hungry to do it for our fans

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

I remember when we had unfinished business at the G in the 22' pre season and were hungry to do it for our fans

proceeded to play their worst footy in front of our fans. #demonspirit

 

[Topkent]

proceeded to play their worst footy in front of our fans. #demonspirit

#demonspitinourfaces

 

[Pickitt]

Might have to apply to be the media guy

 

[Meds]

Try and win a meaningful game at G before we worry about uniting at it would be my advice.

#demonspirit is winning anywhere, anytime, knowing that the fans are taking every kick, mark and tackle right there as well

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

#demonspirit is winning anywhere, anytime, knowing that the fans are taking every kick, mark and tackle right there as well

anywhere* anytime*







*apart from the place where they play grand finals in non covid years

 

[schmuttt]

#demonspitinourfaces

One of your funnier posts. Insane how Goody is literally 50-50 at the MCG and 70% winrate away from it.

 

[Dory_77]

For those wanting to hear from the new draftees:

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Watch the latest interviews and highlights from the Melbourne Football Club

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Jefferson picked McVee as a preseason bolter.

 

[tomcruise]

Young guns praise veteran Dees

This was going alright then abruptly ended after like 80 words. Where's the rest of it?

 

[Bluelegs]

Young guns praise veteran Dees

This was going alright then abruptly ended after like 80 words. Where's the rest of it?

What am I missing here?

 

[Scythe94]

Young guns praise veteran Dees

This was going alright then abruptly ended after like 80 words. Where's the rest of it?

The whole story is there, but the litany of spelling and grammar errors (again) ****ing kills me.

 

[Headless]

I will voluntarily proof future comms.

No compensation required.

 

[Scythe94]

No compensation required.

I'm actually getting tempted to edit a few of these articles and send them back to the club – it's embarrassing.

 

[Bluelegs]

I'm actually getting tempted to edit a few of these articles and send them back to the club – it's embarrassing.

MELBOURNE'S YOUNG GUNS have praised the senior playing group, following a successful pre-season ahead of Round 1.

The 2023 Season launch gave the perfect platform for the first to fourth year players to thank their senior mentors following a pre-season full of growth and development. Sentence runs on. Consider revising.

Young gun and 2022 VFL Premiership player, Taj Woewodin have has felt nothing but support during the 2023 pre-season.


“Obviously we’ve got a lot of All-Australians and best and fairest winners in this group,” Says Woewodin. s should be lower case.

“A lot of these boys are selfless and always looking to help us young boys, especially as a wingman and an upcoming hopefully midfielder.”

Ninth year player Christian Petracca

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Christian Petracca

Age

28

Ht

187cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

19.4

5star

K

9.5

4star

HB

9.8

5star

M

3.5

4star

T

3.0

5star

CL

2.5

4star

D

24.4

5star

K

10.4

4star

HB

14.0

5star

M

3.5

3star

T

3.6

4star

CL

3.4

4star

D

19.0

5star

K

7.8

3star

HB

11.2

5star

M

3.0

3star

T

3.8

5star

CL

2.0

4star

has seen amazing work ethic set by the younger players at the club.

“I think from players point of view, the first to fourth year boys have really led the way,” Petracca said. Why is this comma here?

“They came back in such amazing condition.

“For us guys who’ve been here for nine or ten years it’s really amazing and only pushes us to get fitter and stronger.”

Why are you starting a new paragraph for every sentence?

Pick 15 Mathew Jefferson has found the support from his team-mates helping him transition to the big leagues.

Consider adding words in brackets to resolve grammatical errors when quoting.
“Biggest change from junior footy is the fact you’re playing against men now not boys,” adds Jefferson.

“So getting used to the body work and adjusting to the size has been the biggest change, but I’ve loved every minute of it.”

See me after class.

 

[Scythe94]

I think you're even being a bit kind there Bluelegs. He still managed to misspell a player's name, and the inconsistent use/non-use of hyphens is jarring.

All that aside, it's actually a pretty shit article in general, haha.

 

[Bluelegs]

I think you're even being a bit kind there Bluelegs. He still managed to misspell a player's name, and the inconsistent use/non-use of hyphens is jarring.

All that aside, it's actually a pretty s**t article in general, haha.

Well at least I'm not getting paid for this.

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Hard times indeed, the club cant even afford a spell and grammar checker.

Just fold already

 

[mores]

Hard times indeed, the club cant even afford a spell and grammar checker.

Just fold already

Why not?

 

[Toump Ass]

I don't mind a few grammatical errors as long as can feel that #demonspirit energy, getting really nice vibrations from our social media personally.