Roast "GAMDEDAY!" – MFC Media Dept

[Bluelegs]

Language is a fluid and ever-changing construct.

Linguistic descriptivism is the way to go.

 

[schmuttt]

This ******* club. Makes me want to change teams...

this is garbage lol

 

[Bluelegs]

Yea, lets soften up Demon by putting Spirit next to it... thennnnnnnn.... lets get a kid who hasn't reached puberty to do a voice over to make Demons Spirit sound even less threatening. ******* morons.

Starting to get the feeling that these ads are being made with the intent to piss you off specifically.

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Starting to get the feeling that these ads are being made with the intent to piss you off specifically.

This makes sense, coz they cant honestly believe this shit will entice non members to sign up

 

[Bluelegs]

This makes sense, coz they cant honestly believe this s**t will entice non members to sign up

In fairness, I think they meant to get Spargo to read the script but he was unavailable that day.

 

[Headless]

it's made of the HARD YARDS

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

In fairness, I think they meant to get Spargo to read the script but he was unavailable that day.

And what a script it is. Written on the toilet by some overpaid marketing w***er on a 100k a year job no doubt. All these flavours and I choose to be salty, proudly.

 

[Headless]

And what a script it is. Written on the toilet by some overpaid marketing w***er on a 100k a year job no doubt. All these flavours and I choose to be salty, proudly.

Oh, I don't earn that much.

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Oh, I don't earn that much.

You run media, not marketing.

 

[Headless]

You run media, not marketing.

One and the same due to funding cuts, friend.

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

One and the same due to funding cuts, friend.

Headless got his son to read to script becoz we couldn't afford anyone, nice.

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Maybe Ben Brown

50

Ben Brown

Age

31

Ht

200cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.7

3star

K

7.7

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.2

3star

G

2.2

5star

D

7.9

2star

K

6.3

3star

HB

1.6

1star

M

3.7

4star

T

0.9

2star

G

1.0

4star

D

8.0

2star

K

4.6

2star

HB

3.4

3star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.4

4star

G

1.2

4star

can shave his head again mid year so we can raise some money to bring Ben Gibson back on a decent salary next year?

 

[dazzledavey36]

Yeah I didn't love it.

 

[Toump Ass]

Look I was 50/50 on the whole Demon Spirit thing, but boy oh boy did they do a RIPPER job on that video!!
Sold!!!

DEMON SPIRIT!!!! WHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Toump Ass]

Y'all are gonna hate me when I'm yelling that all game at the G, get ****ed, it's so good.

 

[Headless]

Y'all are gonna hate me when I'm yelling that all game at the G, get ****ed, it's so good.

Would you like to co-design a banner with me, Toump?

 

[pjfairbairn]

That's awful. **** me.

 

[tomcruise]

It'd be better if we knew who came up with it so I at least knew who to direct my annoyance at. I've got a lot to give and I'm not into the scattergun approach.

 

[Topkent]

That's it I'm not getting a membership. Might even buy a Freo membership and send it to them in an email as a hostage type set up until they fire the new nerd.

 

[netslave]

Feels like a media intern idea that they just ran with, makes me want to drink the demon spirits to forget about it.

 

[Topkent]

This ******* club. Makes me want to change teams...

Get rid of the dork kid, and call us Melbourne instead of that stupid ****ing slogan they going with and it might have been allright. Demon spirit to me is giving up in the second half which is what they did making that shithouse whatever the **** you call that crap

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Get rid of the dork kid, and call us Melbourne instead of that stupid ******* slogan they going with and it might have been allright. Demon spirit to me is giving up in the second half which is what they did making that shithouse whatever the * you call that crap

Demon Spirit is getting embarrassed by the opposition

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Also that kid is a ****ing bandwagoner, he doesnt have our battle scars, **** that kid.

 

[Topkent]

Demon Spirit is getting embarrassed by the opposition

Letting freo kick 15 in a row at the MCG #demonspirit

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Letting freo kick 15 in a row at the MCG #demonspirit

I have to give out the sad react whenever someone uses that hashtag , its the law.