Game day 270412 Freo V Carlton

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Well that settles it. Sirengate, your avatar...errr...I mean...ummm...you have to do the regular time updates throughout this thread.
 

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I can picture it on channel nine - " Theres been a riot at the Fremantle Sperm Donor clinic where the remaining women in the line outside have been told that there is simply not enough of the PAV Sperm to go round." and it cuts to a group of distressed women "I've been here for 17 hours *cries* and *cries* i just wants me a little pav"

right on.

apparently there is a (donor) sperm shortage. Surely the boys can do their civic duty.

edit: as you may have guessed, I'm bored at work.
 
Well that settles it. Sirengate, your avatar...errr...I mean...ummm...you have to do the regular time updates throughout this thread.

Just for you prattsta :D

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Well Sirengate has raised the quality of this thread for sure :)

It's 8 hours till game time and the nerves are kicking in

I'm bloody nervous about tonight but those nerves will be settled by drinks at the Irish Pub as I take a table in front of the TV.

My girlfriend knows I'm at the Irish Pub tonight and she's more than welcome to come down and surprise me with a visit but when I'm in the zone (watching Freo), she'll have to wait to get time with me

It's going to be a massive night and I intend on celebrating with drinks and listening to the band post game :D
 
I have the day off and am starting to eye off the beer fridge, should be in subi by 3pm. Bring it on!
 
Totally unfounded rumblings but have heard Mundy may be a late out, has anyone heard this??? Hope this is not the case but with Spurr's upgrade you never know.
 

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we need to get the single girls of Freo to get onboard with this. we've never had a f/s selection have we? We need to put our past and present players to stud duty.

maybe we could make a deal with the lesbian community, the dockers can supply them with what they can't supply themselves. It seems like a win-win. The girls get babies fathered by fit, drug-free professional athletes. FFC gets a larger pool for future F/S selections. and all it costs the boys is ten minutes alone with a jar...

abso-flipping brilliant
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abso-flipping brilliant
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I see a flaw in your devious plan. With two mothers me thinks the resulting kids will be spending more time at coffee and the shops and auskick may be given a miss. Might have to write it into the contract: "...A male child, resulting from the provision of FFC ejaculate, at six years of age will obtain membership to at least one Australian Football League (AFL) affiliated club and retain said membership until they are 18 years of age, at which time, FFC has full rights on selection of said child in the AFL national draft of same year under the father/son ruling [...]. Loss of said membership rights to an AFL affiliated club prior to the child's 18th birthday will result in the child being remanded in guardianship by the State of Western Australia, up until the time that FFC can conduct testing and make a determination as to whether to select said child as a father/son pick in the AFL national draft of same year. A child that is not selected by FFC will go on rotation to fulfill the role of Jennaaaae the Docker at all FFC home games until their 30th birthday."
 
I see a flaw in your devious plan. With two mothers me thinks the resulting kids will be spending more time at coffee and the shops and auskick may be given a miss. Might have to write it into the contract: "...A male child, resulting from the provision of FFC ejaculate, at six years of age will obtain membership to at least one Australian Football League (AFL) affiliated club and retain said membership until they are 18 years of age, at which time, FFC has full rights on selection of said child in the AFL national draft of same year under the father/son ruling [...]. Loss of said membership rights to an AFL affiliated club prior to the child's 18th birthday will result in the child being remanded in guardianship by the State of Western Australia, up until the time that FFC can conduct testing and make a determination as to whether to select said child as a father/son pick in the AFL national draft of same year. A child that is not selected by FFC will go on rotation to fulfill the role of Jennaaaae the Docker at all FFC home games until their 30th birthday."

so you are of the nurture as opposed to nature side?
I would have thought that the Great Man's genes would win out, albeit by saving a few whales along the way.
:D
 

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