Geelong and Hawthorn record monumentally embarrassing 1300 page shitfight thread. (Part 2)

[Hoooops]

Pick 36? Haha.

We got Menegola with 66. 36 is a luxury.

 

[teddies]

You still trying to somehow make your QF loss out to be a win..?

I see how you nonchalantly squeezed yourself in at the bottom there..

not a win as such. but it certainly didn't help Geelong's cause, which I guess is the next best thing

 

[chefmeister]

not a win as such. but it certainly didn't help Geelong's cause, which I guess is the next best thing

So for you the next best thing to a Hawthorn loss is a Geelong loss..? Heck, I would've thought you'd prefer to see your team win first.

 

[Hoooops]

So for you the next best thing to a Hawthorn loss is a Geelong loss..? Heck, I would've thought you'd prefer to see your team win first.

 

[teddies]

So for you the next best thing to a Hawthorn loss is a Geelong loss..? Heck, I would've thought you'd prefer to see your team win first.

sure, winning is the desired outcome. but if that doesn't happen, contributing to Geelong's demise is satisfying.

this is of course with the benefit of hindsight. I don't think anyone really predicted another week off would trigger Geelong's players to enter holiday mode.

 

[PhatBoy]

Seriously though, all the best to Corey

Here is a short career highlight.

I don't know who's is a better effort.
Rioli for the mark, or the photographer for being good enough to get a shot of him doing something against the cats.

 

[chefmeister]

I know right. He basically said he'd rather see Geelong lose than see his own team win. Obsession #101.

 

[PhatBoy]

Thanks Lethality, allow me to comment on this putrid excuse for a list

• 1 Rhys Stanley INCONSISTENT
• 2 Billie Smedts SPUD
• 3 Jimmy Bartel COOKED
• 4 Andrew Mackie COOKED
• 5 Nakia Cockatoo GUTLESS
• 6 Lincoln McCarthy INJURY RIDDLED
• 7 Harry Taylor (vc) ALMOST COOKED
• 8 Jake Kolodjashnij MEDIOCRE
• 9 Zac Smith MEDIOCRE
• 10 Daniel Menzel INJURY RIDDLED
• 11 Darcy Lang SPUD
• 12 Wylie Buzza WHO?
• 13 Tom Lonergan COOKED
• 14 Joel Selwood (c) SOOK
• 15 Matthew Hayball WHO?
• 16 Scott Selwood SPUD
• 18 Josh Cowan MEDIOCRE
• 19 Mitch Clark COOKED
• 20 Ryan Gardner WHO?
• 21 Jordan Murdoch SPUD
• 22 Mitch Duncan MEDIOCRE
• 23 Josh Caddy MEDIOCRE
• 24 Jed Bews SPUD
• 25 Lachie Henderson SPUD
• 26 Tom Hawkins OBESE
• 27 Sam Menegola FUTURE AA
• 28 Cory Gregson SPUD
• 29 Cameron Guthrie MEDIOCRE
• 30 Nathan Vardy INJURY RIDDLED
• 31 Jordan Cunico WHO?
• 32 Steven Motlop GONESKIS
• 33 George Horlin-Smith SPUD
• 35 Patrick Dangerfield SHIT KICK
• 37 Michael Luxford WHO?
• 39 Shane Kersten GONESKIS
• 40 Jackson Thurlow MEDIOCRE
• 46 Mark Blicavs ONE YEAR WONDER
• 34 James Parsons WHO?
• 36 Tom Ruggles SPUD

Just because Hawkins would split you in half if you were ever unlucky enough to be r4ped by him doesn't mean he's obese

 

[teddies]

Just because Hawkins would split you in half if you were ever unlucky enough to be r4ped by him doesn't mean he's obese

t...tommy i...s that you?

 

[Hoooops]

I know right. He basically said he'd rather see Geelong lose than see his own team win. Obsession #101.

And the Hawfs will be doing a lot more losing next year, while we shall be doing a lot more winning.

 

[PhatBoy]

t...tommy i...s that you?

No - for the simple reason that my junk is so laughably small that I can't even bring myself to jokingly brag about it.

 

[teddies]

I know right. He basically said he'd rather see Geelong lose than see his own team win. Obsession #101.

comprehension 101

were you educated at Deakin?

 

[William Wonka]

I don't know who's is a better effort.
Rioli for the mark, or the photographer for being good enough to get a shot of him doing something against the cats.

2008 GF- wing, game in the balance.
18 y.o Cyril vs 3 Dank fueled handbaggers.
If its not permanently burned into your psyche then Google it- 2008 Cyrils Tackle -

 

[PhatBoy]

Rofl.

If you're going to go down that path at least do it with some accuracy.

Dank "fuelled us" (translation: supplied the quite legal drug actovegin) in 2009.

By the way, there is no way I'm putting the words "cyrils tackle" into Google.

The last thing I want to see is photos or clips of Bruce McAvaney giving dressing room wristies and gobbies to his favourite player while saying "you just get the feeling he's about ready to explode"

 

[Benny78]

Geelong has produced 3 different Brownlow medalists in the past 9 years. Who knows what the future holds. A truly amazing feat given most other clubs in that time can't even produce one.

 

[chefmeister]

comprehension 101

were you educated at Deakin?

You said Geelong losing is the next best thing to Hawf losing. Hardly my university's fault if you can't express yourself properly now is it...

 

[teddies]

You said Geelong losing is the next best thing to Hawf losing. Hardly my university's fault if you can't express yourself properly now is it...

...so you were educated at Deakin?

 

[chefmeister]

...so you were educated at Deakin?

Nope, but I understand why you're trying really hard to deflect from the point now.

 

[Lethality]

And the Hawfs will be doing a lot more losing next year, while we shall be doing a lot more winning.

Good point

 

[William Wonka]

By the way, there is no way I'm putting the words "cyrils tackle" into Google.

****ing love this, made my day in fact.

 

[teddies]

Nope, but I understand why you're really trying hard to deflect from the point now.

I'm just trying to ascertain from where your lack of basic comprehension is derived. I never once remotely implied a Hawthorn loss as the preferable outcome, merely that with the benefit of hindsight, perhaps Geelong's qualifying final victory over Hawthorn contributed to their demise due to lack of continuity. I find Geelong's demise satisfying.

 

[Lethality]

Dank "fuelled us" (translation: supplied the quite legal drug actovegin) in 2009.

He supplied one legal drug in 2009, but that doesn't mean that's all he did.

 

[chefmeister]

I'm just trying to ascertain from where your lack of basic comprehension is derived. I never once remotely implied a Hawthorn loss as the preferable outcome, merely that with the benefit of hindsight, perhaps Geelong's qualifying final victory over Hawthorn contributed to their demise due to lack of continuity. I find Geelong's demise satisfying.

No but you said the next best thing to a hawf loss is a Geelong loss. Or are you now changing your mind..?

 

[teddies]

No but you said the next best thing to a hawf loss is a Geelong loss. Or are you now changing your mind..?

I think I understand where you're getting confused. In reply to your assertion that Hawthorn's qualifying loss was a "win" I stated it wasn't a win, however since it contributed to Geelong's ultimate failure it's "the next best thing."

Is that what you're referring to?

 

[PhatBoy]

He supplied one legal drug in 2009, but that doesn't mean that's all he did.

Yeah see that's where our law system stands up well against the rest of the world.

"Just because you had consensual sex THIS time doesn't mean that's all you've done."