Geelong and Hawthorn record monumentally embarrassing 1300 page shitfight thread. (Part 2)

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You have certainly embarrassed yourself there with some truly idiotic claims. Contracts are not renewed each year and yes Hawks still pay many of their players unders, more so in previous seasons as far as value/output is concerned. Hawks finished the regular season 3rd, clearly worth more than a bottom team spending 5% less on their players. Hawks also as far as can be read into about their end of season trading plans have freed up cap space. Burgoyne and Mitchell are still elite and have been on unders for years and both signed new contracts this year for less money for next season.
Geelong paid unders for their players throughout their win choke win choke etc era. If players didn't take unders there would not be sustained year on year success for the top Victorian clubs.
Hahaha, just admit you got rekt next time deano :straining::thumbsu:
 

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Oh you mean that's the site where I got the picture!!! ok well im limited to what I can get out here in the middle of the ocean so sorry if its not the go to page!! But I think it gets the message across, a cat with a toilet plunger stuck on its head..... F@#k it made me laugh
This is what using bing looks like:

 
I thought you were off cashing your $22k cheque in?
Its not a check mate its just monthly wages! But I do apologise I shouldn't have said anything I mean the sheer thought of a hawks fan enjoying so much from the success of there team AND enjoying so much more its enough to send someone over the edge!!
 

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http://www.thegreenfieldpost.com.au...s-members-jump-ship-to-gws-after-finals-exit/

It has emerged overnight that 70,000 Hawthorn members have jumped ship to Greater Western Sydney after their shattering semi-final loss to the Western Bulldogs, ahead of the Giant’s first premiership pursuit in their short history.

The move has come after a “shocking” season where the Hawks won just 17 games and failed to make it to the Grand Final, ending in straight set losses in the finals.


Hawthorn’s loss to the emerging Giants during the season by 75 points is also thought to be a contributing factor to the shift.

“Of course this team change may change again if the Giants get knocked out in the Prelim. But I’m sure all true footy fans can empathise with us; it’s just been too long for us to wait for another flag,” one two-year Hawthorn member said.

Other Hawthorn fans were more realistic, admitting they might cop backlash from other supporters, but were confident that their avid support of their former club gave them the justification for a fresh start.

“Some fans might say we are disloyal but I have been with the mighty Hawkers since 2013. I’ve been there through all the tough times, all the ups and downs. But now it is time to whack the GWS bumper stickers on my BMW four-wheel drive over the Hawthorn ones,” another member said.

“To go to two games this year and for us to ONLY make a semi-final, it’s just simply not good enough. I didn’t change teams from Brisbane in 2001 to Sydney in 2004 to Geelong in 2007 to Hawthorn in 2008 to see that kind of display,” a frustrated Hawks fan said after the game.

Supporters also denied that this switch in sides was jumping on any ‘band wagon’.

“How are we jumping on a favourite when they have finished in the top 8 just once in their history?” quizzed one fan.

The Hawthorn squad are understanding of their fans jumping ship, especially considering the heavy GWS connection at the club with the acquisition of prized Giants recruit Jono O’Rourke in 2015.

O’Rourke – a former number two draft pick the 2012 Draft - has played five games in two seasons at the Hawks.

“They’ll definitely have to move the game to ANZ Stadium now with all our supporters flying up to watch our beloved GWS boys. CARN THE GIANTS!” one Hawks player said to our source.

The Hawks are expecting to be back to the crippling fan-base that they endured during the early 2000’s in 2017 after their disappointing season.
 
http://www.thegreenfieldpost.com.au...s-members-jump-ship-to-gws-after-finals-exit/

It has emerged overnight that 70,000 Hawthorn members have jumped ship to Greater Western Sydney after their shattering semi-final loss to the Western Bulldogs, ahead of the Giant’s first premiership pursuit in their short history.

The move has come after a “shocking” season where the Hawks won just 17 games and failed to make it to the Grand Final, ending in straight set losses in the finals.


Hawthorn’s loss to the emerging Giants during the season by 75 points is also thought to be a contributing factor to the shift.

“Of course this team change may change again if the Giants get knocked out in the Prelim. But I’m sure all true footy fans can empathise with us; it’s just been too long for us to wait for another flag,” one two-year Hawthorn member said.

Other Hawthorn fans were more realistic, admitting they might cop backlash from other supporters, but were confident that their avid support of their former club gave them the justification for a fresh start.

“Some fans might say we are disloyal but I have been with the mighty Hawkers since 2013. I’ve been there through all the tough times, all the ups and downs. But now it is time to whack the GWS bumper stickers on my BMW four-wheel drive over the Hawthorn ones,” another member said.

“To go to two games this year and for us to ONLY make a semi-final, it’s just simply not good enough. I didn’t change teams from Brisbane in 2001 to Sydney in 2004 to Geelong in 2007 to Hawthorn in 2008 to see that kind of display,” a frustrated Hawks fan said after the game.

Supporters also denied that this switch in sides was jumping on any ‘band wagon’.

“How are we jumping on a favourite when they have finished in the top 8 just once in their history?” quizzed one fan.

The Hawthorn squad are understanding of their fans jumping ship, especially considering the heavy GWS connection at the club with the acquisition of prized Giants recruit Jono O’Rourke in 2015.

O’Rourke – a former number two draft pick the 2012 Draft - has played five games in two seasons at the Hawks.

“They’ll definitely have to move the game to ANZ Stadium now with all our supporters flying up to watch our beloved GWS boys. CARN THE GIANTS!” one Hawks player said to our source.

The Hawks are expecting to be back to the crippling fan-base that they endured during the early 2000’s in 2017 after their disappointing season.
WazzaHawk
 
http://www.thegreenfieldpost.com.au...afl-to-fund-grief-counselling-for-hawks-fans/

It’s been an enthralling AFL finals series so far, but as a result, there’s one unfortunate group doing it very tough at the moment: Hawthornsupporters.

Following their team’s elimination at the hands of the Western Bulldogs, the suffering of Hawks fans has become such a serious concern that the AFL has set up a 24-hour support hotline on 1800 NO FOUR.


“It was the least we could do,” an AFL insider informed The Greenfield Post.

“We can’t help but feel at least partly to blame, I mean they didn’t even win the free kick count. I guess it goes to show that it’s not only players that can choke in the big games; umpires are human too”.

One of the more troubling cases of Hawthorn grief is that of long-time supporter, Dermott, who has refused to use the toilet since Friday night.

“I just can’t do it anymore. I used to love looking down at the bowl to see the magnificent Hawthorn tribute I’d created, but if I saw that glorious brown and gold now, I don’t think I’d be able to stop crying”.

Despite the obvious concerns with Dermott’s issue, his counsellor is confident that his refusal to use a toilet won’t have any long-term effects due to the amount of crap that already spews out of his mouth.

Another suffering severely is Rodney, a loyal Hawthorn fan since September 2013, who is now dealing with a debilitating back injury

“The doctor said that I’ve been puffing my chest out so dramatically for the last three years that the sudden change in posture has crippled my spine”.

The grief counsellors have assisted with thousands more heart wrenching stories, from a man hearing voices whispering “free kick, Hawthorn” when there’s no one around, to another man named Bruce who has been gorging himself on cereal, believing it’s the closest he can get to a dose of Cyril.

If you’d like to lend your support, you can also make donations through the 1800 NO FOUR hotline.

Funds raised will go towards purchasing a nice in-and-under midfielder, like Sydney’s Tom Mitchell, that can help the Hawks win the hardball they desperately need.

Some of the funds raised from the grief hotline will be held over for season 2017 for emergency use if the Hawks recruit Tyrone Vickery.
 
LOL.

  • Player manager
  • Karate expert
  • Attempted Serial Killer
  • Sports scientist
  • Psychologist
  • VFA historian
  • Professional melter
Excellent list FR, I shall add this to our dossier on Nutjob Nakia. If I may, here are a few more:

  • Anger Management Disciple
  • Night Light User
  • Self Hypnosis Practitioner
  • Clinical Psychopath & Compulsive Liar
  • Vaping Enthusiast
  • Anime Aficionado & Convention Attendee
  • Cabbage Patch Doll Collector
 
Excellent list FR, I shall add this to our dossier on Nutjob Nakia . If I may, here are a few
  • Vaping Enthusiast
What the **** is wrong with vaping?
Discovered it about 15 years ago and I dont think ive ever been more impressed with anything.
"You mean you smoke the weed.......... and its still there! Then you can smoke it AGAIN!!!!"
Ahhhhh happy days.
 
Handbaggers ... Is it true your "club legend" is about to get the ass in place of Henderspud?? :rolleyes:
... we all know you have a history of turfing out "club champions" ... but this is going too far!!!

Will we ever see Jimmy play for the Cats again??? ... Will he be at GWS next year???

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... It's no way to treat a great of the club ... :thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown: ... shit form!
 
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