Geelong Safehouse edition - year 2023.

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Your teams on top of the ladder. You are in the geelong safehouse thread why exactly?

To offer my sympathy and support to you in these difficult times

 

[TheCatStevensExperience]

Says a bloke who wants his VFA cheat flags counted when they were awarded by the media.

Sorry Dustin, your Norm Smiths don't count because they're awarded by the media

 

[TheCatStevensExperience]

Dear Geelong,
you deserve everything that happened this year. You were playing whack a mole all year and there were many moles.
Find some free agents who like surf beaches real soon or you will sink as low as your gifted home wins allow.
To Colin Carter and Steven Hocking, you have no integrity or substance .
Please pay back some money to the Victorian taxpayer for your endless grandstand building.
Accept the situation Chris Scott has put you in and learn to suck lemons.
Signed
Aristotle Reginald Pickett the third

Dear Aristotle,

Even if everything you said above was true, we're still in a better position going forward than Richmunt, who's coach cheated on his wife, then cheated on his club and left its list in tatters.

Enjoy Tyler "Coward Punch" Sonsie and Jacob Hopper .

Regards,

Every non-Richmond AFL supporter except Spreaders McGregor

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Sorry Dustin, your Norm Smiths don't count because they're awarded by the media

View attachment 1782132

This has got to be one of the worst false equivalences I’ve seen, and I’ve seen some doozies!!

 

[TheCatStevensExperience]

This has got to be one of the worst false equivalences I’ve seen, and I’ve seen some doozies!!

I bet you have - like the false equivalence between Richmond and Geelong being similarly successful in the modern era

But go on, please explain why the media is somehow unsuitable for determining the best player in a grand final vs the best team of the season?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Richmunt, who's coach cheated on his wife

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Geelong supporters , take your medicine and get used to being a bottom team.
Trade Dangerfield and Stewart for draft picks because they won't be in your next Grand Final side.

 

[captain blood 17]

Dear Aristotle,

Even if everything you said above was true, we're still in a better position going forward than Richmunt, who's coach cheated on his wife, then cheated on his club and left its list in tatters.

Enjoy Tyler "Coward Punch" Sonsie and Jacob Hopper .

Regards,

Every non-Richmond AFL supporter except Spreaders McGregor

Act it’s the Gold Cost coach who has cheated on his wife. Sheesh, keep up man.

 

[Tiger2709]

Sorry Cats it's confirmed that Hawkins is going to continue to top up his retirement fund.

 

[Tiger2709]

I bet you have - like the false equivalence between Richmond and Geelong being similarly successful in the modern era

But go on, please explain why the media is somehow unsuitable for determining the best player in a grand final vs the best team of the season?

The fact that you need to ask that is why you're a Geelong supporter.

 

[Grin]

I think Geelong did very well this year.
They finished above Richmond which is as good as a premiership for them

 

[Tiger2709]

I think Geelong did very well this year.
They finished above Richmond which is as good as a premiership for them

Are we their Grand Final?

 

[Grin]

Are we their Grand Final?

smasha is the authority, but I believe we are.

 

[TheCatStevensExperience]

Sorry Cats it's confirmed that Hawkins is going to continue to top up his retirement fund.

Woooo top 10 in the Coleman goal kicker for next to nothing.

Old Jack "living in the shadow of Nick" Riewoldt was right to hang up the boots with a lacklustre 34th in the list

 

[TheCatStevensExperience]

I think Geelong did very well this year.
They finished above Richmond which is as good as a premiership for them

If that were true we'd have 50 flags

 

[captain blood 17]

If that were true we'd have 50 flags

Shit, we better keep this logic away from Colin Carter. He’ll run with this.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Think this needs a bump... come in and feel safe, feline friends

 

[Xtreme]

My poor dear Catter fanatics

With your season blowing up before your very eyes, I would just like to say

At least you're not like North Melbourne

............. yet

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Crowd: 30,821 at GMHBA Stadium

 

[frggr]

Geelong supporters , take your medicine and get used to being a bottom team.
Trade Dangerfield and Stewart for draft picks because they won't be in your next Grand Final side.

This has aged well


1-10

 

[frggr]

Woooo top 10 in the Coleman goal kicker for next to nothing.

Old Jack "living in the shadow of Nick" Riewoldt was right to hang up the boots with a lacklustre 34th in the list

Damn, I can't imagine why Richmunt flogs never responded

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

This has aged well


1-10

It has. I don't think you'll make the 8.

 

[frggr]

It has. I don't think you'll make the 8.

Awwwww ((

Do you think Richmond will win 7 games?

 

[Triggering Tiger]

It has. I don't think you'll make the 8.

12th mate book it in.

 

[frggr]

12th mate book it in.

Even if it were true, it'd still be the lowest we'd ever finished and we'd be above 17thmond