Geelong Safehouse edition - year 2023.

[captain blood 17]

Sorry friend, they won't finish 12th with 9 wins like the Tigers in 2021

You get to keep "worst premiership defence" for a while yet.

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How soon before Colin Carter wants his flags from 18 tickety two included so Geelong can attempt to be in the big boys club of Essendon, Collingwood, Carlton, Richmond and Melbourne? Particularly now that Geelong is irrelevant again.

 

[TheCatStevensExperience]

There ya go little fella, let it all out. Don’t you feel better now?

As an experienced September holidayer, what do you do with your free time? I'd appreciate some tips to add to my thread about the subject

 

[TheCatStevensExperience]

How soon before Colin Carter wants his flags from 18 tickety two included so Geelong can attempt to be in the big boys club of Essendon, Collingwood, Carlton, Richmond and Melbourne? Particularly now that Geelong is irrelevant again.

Funny you should metion that. Richmond, including two of the club's "greats" are all aboard Colin Carter's true history of the game:

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Sorry friend, they won't finish 12th with 9 wins like the Tigers in 2021

You get to keep "worst premiership defence" for a while yet.

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Worst back to back premiership defence maybe. I’d have to check. But it’s something you lot know nothing about

 

[TheCatStevensExperience]

Worst back to back premiership defence maybe. I’d have to check. But it’s something you lot know nothing about

No, that's just a regular old premiership defence. Welcome to the Bay, friend

 

[p5ych00n5]

Funny you should metion that. Richmond, including two of the club's "greats" are all aboard Colin Carter's true history of the game:

Funny you should mention that. They've never mentioned that said 15 should be considered in the total flag count unlike Colin. Who by the way has said Richmonds VFA Flags don't count because it's Richmond

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Dear Geelong,
you deserve everything that happened this year. You were playing whack a mole all year and there were many moles.
Find some free agents who like surf beaches real soon or you will sink as low as your gifted home wins allow.
To Colin Carter and Steven Hocking, you have no integrity or substance .
Please pay back some money to the Victorian taxpayer for your endless grandstand building.
Accept the situation Chris Scott

Chris Scott

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48

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182cm

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89kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

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Last 5

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16.6

4star

K

11.2

4star

HB

5.4

4star

M

5.1

5star

T

1.6

4star

G

0.4

3star

No current season stats available

D

13.2

4star

K

10.2

4star

HB

3.0

3star

M

2.2

3star

T

2.8

5star

G

0.4

3star

has put you in and learn to suck lemons.
Signed
Aristotle Reginald Pickett the third

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Dear Geelong,
you deserve everything that happened this year. You were playing whack a mole all year and there were many moles.
Find some free agents who like surf beaches real soon or you will sink as low as your gifted home wins allow.
To Colin Carter and Steven Hocking, you have no integrity or substance .
Please pay back some money to the Victorian taxpayer for your endless grandstand building.
Accept the situation Chris Scott has put you in and learn to suck lemons.
Signed
Aristotle Reginald Pickett the third

Didn't 4 of your gutless drunk Richmond supporters bash Jack Ziebell outside a South Yarra nightclub at 1 am on Sunday Morning which resulted in him being hospitalised...

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Didn't 4 of your gutless drunk Richmond supporters bash Jack Ziebell outside a South Yarra nightclub at 1 am on Sunday Morning which resulted in him being hospitalised...

I think it was guys from the Carlton Crew.

 

[TheCatStevensExperience]

Funny you should mention that. They've never mentioned that said 15 should be considered in the total flag count unlike Colin. Who by the way has said Richmonds VFA Flags don't count because it's Richmond

Ah the famous Richmond victimhood. What did he actually say?

Thankfully our scholarly and learned friend, STPer18 has the answer:




Why must you lie, Psychochook?

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Ah the famous Richmond victimhood. What did he actually say?

Thankfully our scholarly and learned friend, STPer18 has the answer:

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Why must you lie, Psychochook?

#rentfreeinsvenskaclownshead

 

[TheCatStevensExperience]

Didn't 4 of your gutless drunk Richmond supporters bash Jack Ziebell outside a South Yarra nightclub at 1 am on Sunday Morning which resulted in him being hospitalised...

Was it really Richmond supporters? Wouldn't surprise me. They'd be pissy North has a better future (or at least, first round draft picks this year)

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Was it really Richmond supporters? Wouldn't surprise me. They'd be pissy North has a better future (or at least, first round draft picks this year)

 

[captain blood 17]

As an experienced September holidayer, what do you do with your free time? I'd appreciate some tips to add to my thread about the subject

Dunno, the 13 premierships we have says you could tell me more about it.

 

[captain blood 17]

Didn't 4 of your gutless drunk Richmond supporters bash Jack Ziebell outside a South Yarra nightclub at 1 am on Sunday Morning which resulted in him being hospitalised...

Heard it was Carlton filth that did it. Being at the ground on Saturday, it was fantastic to see North supporters clap and respect Cotchin and Riewoldt and for Tiger supporters to clap Ziebell off the ground as well at the games conclusion.

 

[TheCatStevensExperience]

Dunno, the 13 premierships we have says you could tell me more about it.

The 17 we have says they know nothing about September holidays.

 

[Seeds]

Funny you should mention that. They've never mentioned that said 15 should be considered in the total flag count unlike Colin. Who by the way has said Richmonds VFA Flags don't count because it's Richmond

Cos the vfa was the secondary league when you won those flags. When geelong won them the vfa was the main league. This really isnt a difficult concept.

 

[TheCatStevensExperience]

Cos the vfa was the secondary league when you won those flags. When geelong won them the vfa was the main league. This really isnt a difficult concept.

No Seeds, it's because Richmond won them and there's a conspiracy against Richmond!!!!111

/s

 

[Seeds]

When geelong miss the finals there are five threads discussing it. When richmond and hawthorn miss the finals there is nothing.

just shows that we are the main show in town. And we dont even come from the town.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

When geelong won them the vfa was the main league

Please post the GF scores from these wins you speak of

 

[Triggering Tiger]

No Seeds, it's because Richmond won them and there's a conspiracy against Richmond!!!!111

/s

#rentfreeinsvenskaclownshead

 

[TheCatStevensExperience]

I feel sorry for Richmond fans. Geelong not making finals is the best thing to happen for them since 2021.

They're totally broken. Can't even rely on 1800s cheatflags to one up the Cats

They don't even have a first round pick to dream about this year. 6 more years of Jacob Hopper

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Jacob Hopper

Age

27

Ht

187cm

Wt

86kg

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Mid

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21.0

5star

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9.9

4star

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11.1

5star

M

2.9

3star

T

4.5

5star

CL

4.3

5star

D

17.6

4star

K

8.8

4star

HB

8.9

4star

M

2.4

3star

T

4.6

5star

CL

4.0

5star

D

18.6

5star

K

8.4

4star

HB

10.2

5star

M

4.0

4star

T

3.8

5star

CL

3.4

5star

on the books thanks to some elite trolling from Geelong. Taranto is the turnover king (top 5 in the league )

Their coach said he was "retiring" but just wanted time for a holiday before his next job.

Dustin Martin's headed north for peanuts.

The non-Adelaide Tom Lynch is their hope up forward. Their one "Best 22 Under 22" entry is a token entry.

Bring back Jake Aarts. Maybe Butler wants to come home? Now Rance is no longer a threat to his partner's moral upstanding, Higgins might come back too

 

[captain blood 17]

The 17 we have says they know nothing about September holidays.

Awwwww buddy gotta count irrelevant flags to try and be relevant. I believe it Geelong 10 AFL/VFL flags to Richmonds 13 AFL/VFL flags. Happy to be proven wrong.

 

[Seeds]

Please post the GF scores from these wins you speak of

Why? I dont think any flags before 1996 should count given the rort with the zoning years and before that the game was too amatuerish.

the real afl ladder board is geelong equal with hawks on top with 4 flags

 

[captain blood 17]

I feel sorry for Richmond fans. Geelong not making finals is the best thing to happen for them since 2021.

They're totally broken. Can't even rely on 1800s cheatflags to one up the Cats

They don't even have a first round pick to dream about this year. 6 more years of Jacob Hopper on the books thanks to some elite trolling from Geelong. Their coach said he was "retiring" but just wanted time for a holiday before his next job.

Dustin Martin's headed north for peanuts.

The non-Adelaide Tom Lynch is their hope up forward. Their one "Best 22 Under 22" entry is a token entry.

Bring back Jake Aarts. Maybe Butler wants to come home? Now Rance is no longer a threat to his partner's moral upstanding, Higgins might come back too

Jake Aarts >>>>>>>>> Tyson "Leon Davies" Stengle