Banter Geelong V Richmond - GO!

[Wosh]

In the interests of keeping your back and forth shite fights out of match threads so normal people can talk.

Keep it clean and above the shorts
Off topic rubbish clogging up match threads will be moved here, knock yourselves out.

 

[STPer18]

Do you want to banter with something else this is getting old and boring.

No.

 

[Scritchyscroony]

Honestly dude, I don’t even think they even give you a wooden spoon. You’ll be waiting for a while.

Do you want to banter with something else this is getting old and boring.

Richmond winning the spoon never gets old and boring.
The great Richmond spoon dynasty of the 2020's will be the stuff of legend passed down from grandparents to grandkids in 2080 and beyond.

 

[Cleansweep17]

Richmond winning the spoon never gets old and boring.
The great Richmond spoon dynasty of the 2020's will be the stuff of legend passed down from grandparents to grandkids in 2080 and beyond.

oh hello I see you’ve surfaced from Naicos’s ass to take a breath. How you doing?

 

[PhatBoy]

oh hello I see you’ve surfaced from Naicos’s ass to take a breath. How you doing?

And you’ve got the hide to call out other people for being boring

 

[Cleansweep17]

And you’ve got the hide to call out other people for being boring

yeah I do it’s great

 

[Scritchyscroony]

oh hello I see you’ve surfaced from Naicos’s ass to take a breath. How you doing?

Good good. His arse is the goat. Smells like unicorns in there. Unlike Dusty's smelly old flyblown cakehole.

Anyway... What's your prediction for how many spoons Richmond will win in the next decade? A threepeat is basically a certainty from here but I reckon you've got 2 more in you after that as well. I'll go 5. Your guess?

 

[Cleansweep17]

Good good. His arse is the goat. Smells like unicorns in there. Unlike Dusty's smelly old flyblown cakehole.

Anyway... What's your prediction for how many spoons Richmond will win in the next decade? A threepeat is basically a certainty from here but I reckon you've got 2 more in you after that as well. I'll go 5. Your guess?

2

1 of them next year

How many flags will Naicos have by the time he retires. I think it’s just the 1 from 2023. Poor guy might as well retire instead of rotting at the pies

 

[caveman72]

That's no good to them. Richmond are looking for mass production options rather than bespoke one offs.

They could use it at their day options with their job providers

 

[caveman72]

Richmond winning the spoon never gets old and boring.
The great Richmond spoon dynasty of the 2020's will be the stuff of legend passed down from grandparents to grandkids in 2080 and beyond.

 

[Scritchyscroony]

2

1 of them next year

How many flags will Naicos have by the time he retires. I think it’s just the 1 from 2023. Poor guy might as well retire instead of rotting at the pies

C'mon, no way it's only next year that Tigers will be spooning. More than half your team will be acne faced youngsters for the next 4 years.
If pies do not flag next year then Nick might have to wait till about 2029 before contending again. Pies aren't like Tigers....we don't spend 3 decades finishing 9th. He will be a multiple premiership player.

 

[Cleansweep17]

C'mon, no way it's only next year that Tigers will be spooning. More than half your team will be acne faced youngsters for the next 4 years.
If pies do not flag next year then Nick might have to wait till about 2029 before contending again. Pies aren't like Tigers....we don't spend 3 decades finishing 9th. He will be a multiple premiership player.

2 in addition to this year doofus

And no we won’t he’ll be like Pendlebury. Most of his prime will be in non-contending sides. What a waste.

 

[Scritchyscroony]

2 in addition to this year doofus

And no we won’t he’ll be like Pendlebury. Most of his prime will be in non-contending sides. What a waste.

Ah you meant 3 spoons. That's better but still on the optimistic side. Meanwhile Geelong will be finishing top 4 as usual.

Pendles is a two time premiership player dude.

 

[Cleansweep17]

Ah you meant 3 spoons. That's better but still on the optimistic side. Meanwhile Geelong will be finishing top 4 as usual.

Pendles is a two time premiership player dude.

As MR would say he only won 1 GF though

And yes I know Pendles is a 2 time premiership player. 1 when he was young and 1 when he was old.

Didn’t win any during his prime. Which is understandable given it wasn’t a very high ceiling to put it kindly.

 

[Cleansweep17]

It always amuses me how people care so much about flag numbers, especially when the majority of them won were 100+ years ago.

It's like bragging about how Robert the Bruce kicked the arse of the English a decade or so after Wallace's death

Truly bizarre.

Probs not the best example as Braveheart is a masterpiece

I vote for whatever is worse for Geelong

 

[BIGHAWK23]

Dude embarrassing is 5 years after a dynasty is being a bees dick away from being merged.

Nothing is more embarrassing in VFL/AFL history then Hawthorn fans ditching their club after the 80s because a few bad

Your club is only relevant when complaining or losing

1 flag

Jeez

 

[BIGHAWK23]

Your club is only relevant after stealing from us.

Stealing

Ok champ

 

[Cleansweep17]

Col doesn't want to turn old VFA Premierships into VFL or AFL ones. He just wants them to be formally recognised as Premierships by the AFL, and thus, added to the official tallies of Premierships won by the clubs. Like is the case with English Football Titles.

What’s weird is I see Geelong people argue two things:

1. Add old premierships to the tally

2. Only AFL flags matter

Both are used to say they are the most successful club.

Both contradict each other

Both are used to cope with the fact that they aren’t one of the most successful clubs in AFL even though their supporters think they are.

Not sure why it’s so hard to leave it as it is.

 

[Cleansweep17]

They aren't included in the official league Premiership tallies, so they aren't there as some of us would like. Not sure why you're getting so worked up about it.

You said you wanted them included in a separate tally/classification. Which they already are as VFA flags.

As well as being included in the total tally.

I’m honestly sick to death of Geelong people’s superiority complex tbh. You guys get so many advantages already and you are still greedy for more even wanting to change tallies to suit you.

I guarantee if Geelong didn’t win any VFA flags you’d be arguing against it.

I know I’m not the only person that thinks this.

 

[PhatBoy]

You said you wanted them included in a separate tally/classification. Which they already are as VFA flags.

As well as being included in the total tally.

I’m honestly sick to death of Geelong people’s superiority complex tbh. You guys get so many advantages already and you are still greedy for more even wanting to change tallies to suit you.

I guarantee if Geelong didn’t win any VFA flags you’d be arguing against it.

I know I’m not the only person that thinks this.

I don’t want any extra flags included in any tally.

But the spinelessness of this advantage bullshit you pump out post after post just emphasises how weak as a fan you actually are.

 

[Wojcinski]

You said you wanted them included in a separate tally/classification. Which they already are as VFA flags.

As well as being included in the total tally.

I’m honestly sick to death of Geelong people’s superiority complex tbh. You guys get so many advantages already and you are still greedy for more even wanting to change tallies to suit you.

I guarantee if Geelong didn’t win any VFA flags you’d be arguing against it.

I know I’m not the only person that thinks this.

and yet of your 5530 posts on this account 5218 of them are either in Geelong related threads or mention Geelong/its players. I'd be sick of Geelong too if all I did was obsess over them on an internet forum

 

[Cleansweep17]

and yet of your 5530 posts on this account 5218 of them are either in Geelong related threads or mention Geelong/its players. I'd be sick of Geelong too if all I did was obsess over them on an internet forum

Looking up other people’s post counts is what children do. You can go be a mute somewhere else I like talking.

 

[caveman72]

 

[Cleansweep17]

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GOAT in the front, naturally. Dunno where Jnr went, maybe somewhere in the back of the book behind M Pickett.

Richmond win, yet again.

 

[Sttew]

GOAT in the front, naturally. Dunno where Jnr went, maybe somewhere in the back of the book behind M Pickett

In Fiction? No, GAJ can be found in the Legends section.

 

[Cleansweep17]

In Fiction? No, GAJ can be found in the Legends section.

But not the cover. Maybe he’s that boring and forgettable which I get. Half his career was spent in the toilet.

I remember in primary school we were all saying don’t be a 1 2 footballer like GAJ. Even kids know padding stats isn’t a good look.