Banter Geelong V Richmond - GO!

[Wosh]

In the interests of keeping your back and forth shite fights out of match threads so normal people can talk.

Keep it clean and above the shorts
Off topic rubbish clogging up match threads will be moved here, knock yourselves out.

 

[PhatBoy]

Think you need to find a more suitable and less pretentious term if you are only describing one year.

Our 2024 season is just equalisation working, and we aren't going to Cotton On our way out of it just to lose a few more prelims.

When you do work your way out of it, let us know. In a few accounts’ time I’m guessing given that you chew through these ones like tic tacs.

I’ll describe it however the f**k I want. You’re at the arse end, and happy to brag about it.

It’s odd by any measure.

 

[Mr Meow]

Lol, look who has just turned up to save the Mr Meow blushes from being the worst banterer on the site.

The bantamweight banterer himself, the greatest conversation killer on planet earth, good old FlatBoy.

It's sad that this is what you're resorting to, fluffing those who have no problem humiliating you on a daily basis.

I don't think they want to be your friend. FreddyTwoShoes can confirm.

But your new "omg look how bad your bantz is bro!" routine is a new low, so well done on that one.

 

[Corn Cobbers]

Triple-Falcon action

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[Meteoric Rise]

It's sad that this is what you're resorting to, fluffing those who have no problem humiliating you on a daily basis.

I don't think they want to be your friend. FreddyTwoShoes can confirm.

But your new "omg look how bad your bantz is bro!" routine is a new low, so well done on that one.

Of course, we shouldn't underrate your contributions here.

I read one of your longer and more complex posts on this thread, and thought to myself, I honestly wouldn't change one word of that.

The word I wouldn't have changed was in the 4th paragraph.

 

[draft_enjoyer]

When you do work your way out of it, let us know. In a few accounts’ time I’m guessing given that you chew through these ones like tic tacs.

I’ll describe it however the f**k I want. You’re at the arse end, and happy to brag about it.

It’s odd by any measure.

I told you what I was happy to brag about. 13-10.

Cotton On yet?

 

[draft_enjoyer]

Yeah, it just feels like we need to let nature heal. I didn't give Richmond a second thought in my entire life before or after a 4 year bracket of time and I'm happy to go back to that.

So why are you here?

 

[sleep]

Premiership tally:
Richmond- 13
Geelong- 10

Catch up yeah?

16 > 13

 

[sleep]

First we took the b2b flags the axis of anger, Scott & Hocking thought belonged to the Cats. Now we are taking the number 1 draft picks they wish they had. How is the rage about the tigers daring to slightly game the system from the biggest rorting cheats in history.

 

[Mr Meow]

Of course, we shouldn't underrate your contributions here.

I read one of your longer and more complex posts on this thread, and thought to myself, I honestly wouldn't change one word of that.

The word I wouldn't have changed was in the 4th paragraph.

I feel sorry for you if you are finding the basic facts I've presented as complex.

Remember to do crosswords and sudoku to stop that old brain stalling.

 

[PhatBoy]

I told you what I was happy to brag about. 13-10.

Cotton On yet?

Yeah. You’re last and you’re making a shit joke based around the name of our apparel sponsor who’s name is also a shit joke.

Well done.

 

[CatToTheFuture]

So why are you here?

To tell everyone to go home, the party is over

 

[FreddyTwoShoes]

Premiership tally:
Richmond- 13
Geelong- 10

Catch up yeah?

Draft enjoyer? Falcon, is that you?

 

[Romeoh1]

I told you what I was happy to brag about. 13-10.

Cotton On yet?

lol- but the funny thing is, people don’t dislike Geelong because of how many flags they have won.
It’s the last 20 years of getting beaten by the mighty cats that seems to be the root of the problem for so many opposition fans.
Success is measured in many ways-it’s not as simple as some club has won the most flags ever. If a team has your measure for a long period of time, that’s hard to take- breeds resentment and puts chips on shoulders- as this thread reflects.

 

[Meteoric Rise]

Draft enjoyer? Falcon, is that you?

draft_enjoyer won't even know who that falcon guy is who Cats fans are so obsessed with all the time. All we ever hear about is falcon this, falcon that. Must be a shortage of falcons in the Geelong region since the Ford factory closed down.

 

[Meteoric Rise]

lol- but the funny thing is, people don’t dislike Geelong because of how many flags they have won.
It’s the last 20 years of getting beaten by the mighty cats that seems to be the root of the problem for so many opposition fans.
Success is measured in many ways-it’s not as simple as some club has won the most flags ever. If a team has your measure in finals for a long period of time, that’s hard to take- breeds resentment and puts chips on shoulders- as this thread reflects.

There you go, I fixed that up for you, it makes perfect sense now.

 

[sabso]

draft_enjoyer won't even know who that falcon guy is who Cats fans are so obsessed with all the time. All we ever hear about is falcon this, falcon that. Must be a shortage of falcons in the Geelong region since the Ford factory closed down.

They all got torched I reckon.

 

[Tiger 1920]

I don’t know whether Richmond FC have commented on it publicly but boy, do their fans on bigfooty like to bang on about it.

Me, I love a conspiracy theory.
Tell me more.

That's what I'm doing, telling you about how Chris Scott teamed up with Hocking to plot against Richmond so that he could claim in 2021 that he figured out how to beat Richmond.

Why would Chris Scott say that when he beat us in 2019? North Melbourne beat us during our run, the Saints beat us, the flu beat us, what made Chris Scott so special in 2021 that he could claim he figured out how to beat Richmond?

 

[Tiger 1920]

Oh yep -sorry - you are correct- I should have said -‘are there any supporters more insecure than Richmond ones?

We all agree that Richmond's system was pressure based, and that the only way that insecure teams could move ball quicker against Richmond was by taking some pressure out of the game.

So what if I wasn't confident about the Tigers chances when the stand rule was introduced, what's that got to do with anything?

 

[PhatBoy]

We all agree that Richmond's system was pressure based, and that the only way that insecure teams could move ball quicker against Richmond was by taking some pressure out of the game.

So what if I wasn't confident about the Tigers chances when the stand rule was introduced, what's that got to do with anything?

No team has found any way to apply any pressure in the time since. RIP tackles. RIP marking up on players. RIP spoils. RIP contact.

It’s tough times.

 

[Corn Cobbers]

draft_enjoyer won't even know who that falcon guy is who Cats fans are so obsessed with all the time. All we ever hear about is falcon this, falcon that. Must be a shortage of falcons in the Geelong region since the Ford factory closed down.

So it's YOU you're the Falcon

Always suspected that at least it's out there now

Carry on

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[FreddyTwoShoes]

draft_enjoyer won't even know who that falcon guy is who Cats fans are so obsessed with all the time. All we ever hear about is falcon this, falcon that. Must be a shortage of falcons in the Geelong region since the Ford factory closed down.

Not obsessed. I just (shamefully) got a kick out of his inane rambling “logic”.

 

[STPer18]

For Neale Balme? It's Joel Selwood.

 

[Tiger 1920]

No team has found any way to apply any pressure in the time since. RIP tackles. RIP marking up on players. RIP spoils. RIP contact.

It’s tough times.

Which of those things stopped teams from moving the ball quickly before the rule change?

 

[PhatBoy]

Which of those things stopped teams from moving the ball quickly before the rule change?

How did manning the mark slightly differently stop teams from moving the ball quickly before it. Were Richmond the only team allowed to do it

 

[STPer18]

Neil Balme played alongside players such as Royce Hart and Kevin Bartlett, and was General Manager during the playing careers of Dustin Martin and Trent Cotchin, but for Balme his first choice would be Joel Selwood. That's pretty huge praise from a super respected and credentialled footballing figure.