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A true artist at work, does this piece have a name?
Rumour GFC 2024 Player Trading, Drafting FA, Rumours and Wish lists Pt 3
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smotherking
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Not saying it will happen but I’ve seen Oliver to Geelong articles written or quoted from Barrett, Morris, Edmund. Again, not saying it will happen but it’s not some narrative borne out of McClure’s head alone
Zouz Kitty
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Further, when does it happen?
Foxtel Ch504 is broadcasting tomorrow from 7pm or 7:30pm ???
What happened to clubs’ list managers sitting in booths, earnestly discussing an imminent trade?
During the day? It was exciting, or am I delusional?
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Kemps only 192cm tall and the whole reason he gets picked is because he's fast and is a good user... Wtf
His issue is he's massively undersized and can't defend the big boys one on one lol. Gets absolutely towelled up by them.
Zouz Kitty
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You have a bit of a nerve posting in here considering the daily shit you post about Geelong.
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Main board is different to an oppo board Tilly. I've never been anything but respectful when posting on your board and don't plan on that changing.
I also s*** can the Pies on every thread I can, but I get some ITK info at their club and pass that onto them on their board when I can.
But if I'm not welcome I'll be off.
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Seems easier to fly to Thailand
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The night before Smithmas
T'was the night before Smithmas at AFL house
And the GFC managers were quiet as a mouse
The 17th pick placed on the table with care,
In hopes that Sam Power soon would be there;
The fans were nestled all snug in their beds;
While visions of clearances danced in their heads;
And Mackie with a smile, and Scott with a wink,
Had just paused their plans for celebration drink,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
They sprang from their chairs to see what was the matter.
Away to the window Scott flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The bright light on the street provided a glow,
And gave the light of day to objects below,
When what to Scott's wondering eyes did appear,
But a hertz car full of Melbourne football gear,
With a little old driver with movements overt,
Scott knew in a moment he must be Gary Pert
Swifter than Oleranshaw they got on the run,
And he yelled that his cadres were all in the gun:
"Now, Goodwin and Patterson!" He yelled with a scoff
We need to get of our all problems palmed off
"Keep Pickett! Keep Tracc!" He yelled with thunder
"but this contract of Piggy's will drag us under"
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"
And see if a suns trade can prevent our fall
Talking to managers holding picks they required
It soon became clear Clayton wasn't desired
When Oliver heard this he jumped up like a viper
And ran to their Hertz car and bent back the wiper
The phones now were ringing as Pert watched with alarm.
As Clarry met Stanley and sought life on a farm
If a trade with Geelong was about to transpire.
Then he knew right away that they were all fired
"Required player!" he yelled to no one out loud
"of his effort to reform we are incredibly proud"
they quickly tied Oliver up in a sack
Opened the door and threw him in the back
Now Mackie and Scott saw Melbourne traverse
As Goodwin and Pert threw the Hertz in reverse
As Melbourne sped away in an anxious flight
"WTF was that?!" Laughed Mackie in bewildered delight
"Not sure lads but you know I'm here to deliver"
Said a man with abs that made grown men quiver
Startled the cats men turned and met the gaze
Of Sam Power whose eyes were pent up with rage
Standing beside him the new Bellbrae resident
A man whose mullet could run for president
"So you have my pick?" Power said in sharp words
"Of course" said Mackie "and we've added a third"
"Sure" he said "I guess that'll do"
“Happy Smithmas to all, and above all f*** you"
T'was the night before Smithmas at AFL house
And the GFC managers were quiet as a mouse
The 17th pick placed on the table with care,
In hopes that Sam Power soon would be there;
The fans were nestled all snug in their beds;
While visions of clearances danced in their heads;
And Mackie with a smile, and Scott with a wink,
Had just paused their plans for celebration drink,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
They sprang from their chairs to see what was the matter.
Away to the window Scott flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The bright light on the street provided a glow,
And gave the light of day to objects below,
When what to Scott's wondering eyes did appear,
But a hertz car full of Melbourne football gear,
With a little old driver with movements overt,
Scott knew in a moment he must be Gary Pert
Swifter than Oleranshaw they got on the run,
And he yelled that his cadres were all in the gun:
"Now, Goodwin and Patterson!" He yelled with a scoff
We need to get of our all problems palmed off
"Keep Pickett! Keep Tracc!" He yelled with thunder
"but this contract of Piggy's will drag us under"
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"
And see if a suns trade can prevent our fall
Talking to managers holding picks they required
It soon became clear Clayton wasn't desired
When Oliver heard this he jumped up like a viper
And ran to their Hertz car and bent back the wiper
The phones now were ringing as Pert watched with alarm.
As Clarry met Stanley and sought life on a farm
If a trade with Geelong was about to transpire.
Then he knew right away that they were all fired
"Required player!" he yelled to no one out loud
"of his effort to reform we are incredibly proud"
they quickly tied Oliver up in a sack
Opened the door and threw him in the back
Now Mackie and Scott saw Melbourne traverse
As Goodwin and Pert threw the Hertz in reverse
As Melbourne sped away in an anxious flight
"WTF was that?!" Laughed Mackie in bewildered delight
"Not sure lads but you know I'm here to deliver"
Said a man with abs that made grown men quiver
Startled the cats men turned and met the gaze
Of Sam Power whose eyes were pent up with rage
Standing beside him the new Bellbrae resident
A man whose mullet could run for president
"So you have my pick?" Power said in sharp words
"Of course" said Mackie "and we've added a third"
"Sure" he said "I guess that'll do"
“Happy Smithmas to all, and above all f*** you"
Klink
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Agree. Biggest Cats hater on the site. But he / she is obsessed with the Cats. Some nerve alright.
Rent free.
Zouz Kitty
Miss Kitty
Thank you for Happy Birthday wishes 
As for Xanax suggestions, easier to stay with
Is it too late to still hope for
As for Xanax suggestions, easier to stay with
Is it too late to still hope for
Klink
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Happy birthdayThank you for Happy Birthday wishes
As for Xanax suggestions, easier to stay with
Is it too late to still hope for
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. You'll get your present tomorrow when we land Smith
This optimism on landing smith tomorrow feels a lot like the optimism before the prelim.
In recent times it always goes through so we are nothing surer it will go through again.
Every trade is different. Just like every game.
In recent times it always goes through so we are nothing surer it will go through again.
Every trade is different. Just like every game.
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Prob about a sminuthe.
Kobe Gryant
'07, '09, '11, '22
That's a long list Klink.
There's about 150 in the running, and another 50 on their alternate accounts.
Klink
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I still remember when we were everyone's second team. Gee, doesn't that seem like a lifetime ago.
I guess a bit of success and some made up conspiracy theories changes people's views.
Zouz Kitty
Miss Kitty
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Zouz Kitty
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Just did it on the bus and on and off while cleaning up after the kids.
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Post of the decade
Without any relevance, you have made my birthday even happier
My present to you kitty
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