Official Team Thread Gold City Royals - Season 19 Best 'n' Fairest Last Night (Why Marlowe, Why?)

[Marlowe]

Established: Season 16
Home Ground: The Golden Throne
Colours: Purple and Gold
Premierships: 0
Minor Premierships: 0
Pre-season Premierships: 0
EKA Medal: 1 (Uncle_Leo S16)
S18 Best & Fairest: NathanMJ_WB54
S18 Leading Goalkicker: okey, I think, surprisngly.
S19 Co-Captains: Marlowe, Son of God

Season 19 Players;
#1. The_Reaper
#2. Son of God
#3. The Old Dark Navy's
#4. Fitzey
#5. sverik25
#6. timtamWB (C)
#8. Easty
#11. Marlowe (C)
#12. Speck
#13. Tommycash
#14. COHL
#15. 5 GB USB
#16. Igloo
#17 Juggalo Balla
#18. Bipolarbear
#19. arro73
#20. Wise Guy Sam
#21. bgt2110
#22. NathanMJ_WB54
#23. 3KZ is Football
#25. VitalDread
#31. KeilorUnder9s
#32. Geoffa32
#42. Pogba
#49. Continstar
#50. NTRabbit
#51. Saintly31
#316. Dirty Bird

New for S18;

IN: 3KZ is Football (wandered out of the old folks home), Speck (defected from the Wonders), Juggalo Balla, bgt2110 (I guess we thank Shermy)
OUT: Ice-blended mocha drinks and David Schwimmer, bomberlegend2007, okeydoke7


Season 19 Milestones;

Y'know, I don't know of any at the moment, but I confident we'll find some.


Season 19 Uniforms;

Season 19 Club Song;

I think Katy Perry's "Roar" because it's really quite inspiring (woah-oh-oh-ohh):

 

[Marlowe]

Welcome, one and all to this, the official Season 19 team thread for your cherished Gold City Royals.


Season 18 was a triumph. We essentially took everything that made Season 17 so great and then built on top of that. I am of course talking about off-field, because on-field we’re still a giant mess. And even though Season 18 was arguably the first season we actively dedicated to the sim, and actually tried to make a push to play finals by taking advantage of the silly, new eight-team final system, we failed - miserably. It was a spectacular spectacle of fail. I hear TFW is running our season on a loop in a Dragon Island theatre while he twirls his curled moustache and cackles hysterically.


Don’t let that discourage you.


This season, I think we have to line our priories straight. Who gives a **** if we can’t win games? Who is in this for that anyway? I joined the Sweet FA seeking fame and fortune, the occasional game of Qooty, and spiritual atonement. Who cares about premierships? Pfft. I envision Season 19 to be much like the exact reverse opposite of Season 18. We are going to instead march on and strive for perfection off-field because that’s the only way to reach success on or off the pitch. We are like that guy, Hannibal, when he crossed the Alps, with a shit tonne of elephants. People called him crazy, they were like, “dude, that’s whack, there’s no way are you going to do that. It would be so much easier to get to Rome without going over those giant, freezing mountains, or, without all those elephants.” But he had a goal, and he did it anyway, at enormous costs, and it was still awesome even though he never actually took Rome.


I’m sure I had a more positive, coherent message when I started writing this.

What I am trying to say is, don’t get your hopes up. Finals-bound - we are probably not. But this is still the best club in the league solely because of our lack of success. Someone makes fun of us for that? You tell them to mail you a photograph of them holding up their Sweet FA premiership cup. I assure they cannot. This league is basically what you make of it, so who cares if we never make it to Rome? Kicking ass is all about living in the moment, immortality and infamy come later. The first steps to that, however, begin in the off-season. Most of you have already welcomed 3KZ is Football to the club. Let’s now welcome Speck, too. He comes to us from the Wonders wrapped in a giant red bow. The bow is of course, symbolic. Do not try to undress Speck, please.


Go Royals! Let’s not win anything.

 

[okeydoke7]

Milestone: I will reach 150 games this season. Add that to the OP if I decide to stick around for next season

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Welcome to the club 3KZ is Football and my old teammate Speck, it's great to have you on board.

Marlowe, I'll have the list of milestone games sorted soon...give me a week, unless akkaps would be a gentlemen and save me the trouble.

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

I don't think The_Reaper will be playing in S19. He was last sighted trying to escape from his office via a window as he was locked in.


The police didn't buy it and he's residing at the Gold City Correctional facility aka the dungeons for 4 months.

Or

Unfortunately he underestimated how far the fall was from the 12th story.

 

[Speck]

Welcome to the club 3KZ is Football and my old teammate Speck, it's great to have you on board.

I'm just looking forward to being on the same side as you again, much easier than having to try rebut your arguments.

Rapt to be on board. The last time I joined a new club I won a flag so I'm expecting the same here.

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

I'm just looking forward to being on the same side as you again, much easier than having to try rebut your arguments.

Rapt to be on board. The last time I joined a new club I won a flag so I'm expecting the same here.

This guy!

I'm a big fan of your work and looking forward to hanging out in Gold City with you this season, Sir Speck.

 

[timtamWB]

I'm just looking forward to being on the same side as you again, much easier than having to try rebut your arguments.

Rapt to be on board. The last time I joined a new club I won a flag so I'm expecting the same here.

I don't know who you are, but I love you.

 

[Footypie32]

It's so cute seeing you go through your anti-establishment/alternative phase, Marlowe. But just wait, you'll become fat and complacent like the rest of us. Or bitter and twisted, like Juggs.

 

[Speck]

This guy!

I'm a big fan of your work and looking forward to hanging out in Gold City with you this season, Sir Speck.

I always thought you were subtly trying to bring me across to the Wonders back when you were captain then you ditched for the Royals. Good to finally play with you (stop it you dirty minds).

 

[Marlowe]

It's so cute seeing you go through your anti-establishment/alternative phase, Marlowe. But just wait, you'll become fat and complacent like the rest of us. Or bitter and twisted, like Juggs.

Juggs actually makes a lot of good points.

...

Oh no.

 

[Easty]

The king of the Pivot Table is among us!

Welcome Speck - it's about time we were teammates again.

 

[Speck]

The king of the Pivot Table is among us!

Welcome Speck - it's about time we were teammates again.

Pfft Pivot Tables? They were so 2 seasons ago. You'd probably freak at my current setup.

I know it has been a while since I actually thought you were captain of the Dragons for a while there.

 

[ClarkeM]

Pfft Pivot Tables? They were so 2 seasons ago. You'd probably freak at my current setup.

I know it has been a while since I actually thought you were captain of the Dragons for a while there.

 

[sverik25]

Great to have you Speck. That makes three of us Sainters now.

 

[Speck]

Don't make this harder than it has to be Clarkey.

Great to have you Speck. That makes three of us Sainters now.

Cheers mate, good to have a few others onboard. Bit of a shame the Royals will probably win more games than the Saints though.

 

[timtamWB]

Cheers mate, good to have a few others onboard. Bit of a shame the Royals will probably win more games than the Saints though.

You might be surprised

 

[Speck]

You might be surprised

It's okay, I'm a Grand Final specialist. In that I mean I didn't get a touch and spent 70% of the game on the bench but still a medal is a medal.

For those who are curious about why everyone refers to my stat work, here's what I had going for last season at the Wonders before I decided to take a break. There's still a few things I want to do to it but hey it's pretty enough (will look good in purple and gold too).

 

[sverik25]

You might be surprised

I was gonna say the same thing haha.

 

[Marlowe]

It's okay, I'm a Grand Final specialist. In that I mean I didn't get a touch and spent 70% of the game on the bench but still a medal is a medal.

For those who are curious about why everyone refers to my stat work, here's what I had going for last season at the Wonders before I decided to take a break. There's still a few things I want to do to it but hey it's pretty enough (will look good in purple and gold too).

I'll be honest: my eventual hope in recruiting you is that we'd spark your interest enough to the point that, when you were ready and willing, you would do one of those for us, because that is just sex.

 

[Speck]

I'll be honest: my eventual hope in recruiting you is that we'd spark your interest enough to the point that, when you were ready and willing, you would do one of those for us, because that is just sex.

How naive do you think I am?

It kind of comes with the package. I've already spent the last 10 minutes recolouring it to purple and gold anyway. I want to change a bit of it but not sure what yet, if anyone has any ideas tell me. Can pretty much do anything.

 

[Marlowe]

Okey's going to want a multitude of varying graphs depicting his goal tally over the course of the season. I told him I could keep track of the amount of goals he's going to kick this year on my left hand, but he was having none of that. Words were exchanged. Fists were thrown. I am glad he didn't also break my right hand. (ouch).

 

[Speck]

Stay calm. (team stats are fake, player stats though are all real for last season)

 

[sverik25]

Stay calm. (team stats are fake, player stats though are all real for last season)

Looks so much better in purple and gold, too. Great work!

 

[timtamWB]

Stay calm. (team stats are fake, player stats though are all real for last season)

Far be it from me to offer a suggestion to someone as obviously talented as yourself, but with the player rankings, I wouldn't have different colour crosses, it makes it hard to read (and I'm trying to figure out where I am on them )

But this is awesome. When I said I loved you I wasn't wrong