Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 18 Dragons FFC v Gold City Royals at Ljp86's Lair

[GreyCrow]

How do you know when a cow is ready for sex?

When they are horny and in the mooooood

 

[GreyCrow]

How does a dog like their sex?

Ruff

 

[Mobbs]

Mobbs I’ve been meaning to ask, where is the red light district in Sweet??

Asking for a friend…

There's a brothel called The Scarlet Latte on Brunswick St kind of outside the BJO.

There's a Kittens in Punt not far from the docks.

An in the CBD on a backlane is "Five Floors of Horse" but that's actually just a multistorey stables.

 

[T2B_]

Mobbs I’ve been meaning to ask, where is the red light district in Sweet??

Asking for a friend…

Just go to Crocodile Drunkees and ask for Bonz

 

[krakouers]

When I danced in the windows in the red light district they took the globes out.

We all look the same in the dark

 

[krakouers]

Just go to Crocodile Drunkees and ask for Bonz

Ergh hate ethic food

 

[Brenton Davy]

Ergh hate ethic food

What?

As opposed to unethic food???

 

[Brenton Davy]

Just go to Crocodile Drunkees and ask for Bonz

Might be a little kinky for my taste…

 

[Brenton Davy]

There's a brothel called The Scarlet Latte on Brunswick St kind of outside the BJO.

There's a Kittens in Punt not far from the docks.

An in the CBD on a backlane is "Five Floors of Horse" but that's actually just a multistorey stables.

Why am I not surprised that the Roys gave a brothel almost on site…

 

[Brenton Davy]

When I danced in the windows in the red light district they took the globes out.

I hear Nothing by candlelight is a sight to behold.

Not in a good way…

 

[krakouers]

What?

As opposed to unethic food???

Exactly, a few starving and persecuted people hits the spot

 

[T2B_]

Why am I not surprised that the Roys gave a brothel almost on site…

Gotta keep those pelvises well exercised, yet not too far away for them to stroll up with their walker frames.

 

[krakouers]

Gotta keep those pelvises well exercised, yet not too far away for them to stroll up with their walker frames.

I mean, is that not how you do it?

 

[grumbleguts]

When I danced in the windows in the red light district they took the globes out.

I don't see your pointe.

Were you near the sink at the time? Probably tap-dancing.

 

[grumbleguts]

Ive been relatively lucky with the cold

The coldest Ive been in was -9 at Yass around 4am.

I love the maccas add associated with that place. One of my favourite road signs.

Every time I go past I get another photo.

 

[manicpie]

Enough with the niceties, what time do we start the smashing of the Dragons

 

[grumbleguts]

Okay uber-dark philreich

I should have pointed out I was just kitten around.

 

[Brenton Davy]

I don't see your pointe.

Were you near the sink at the time? Probably tap-dancing.

Groan reaction required…

 

[krakouers]

Enough with the niceties, what time do we start the smashing of the Dragons

GTMT?

 

[Brenton Davy]

Enough with the niceties, what time do we start the smashing of the Dragons

Only if we re-write history…

 

[manicpie]

Only if we re-write history…

Oops

 

[philreich]

I'm doing this one. All 6 games will be posted from 7pm AEDST, and will include quarter by quarter around the grounds scores and live ladders.

 

[Bonz]

Just go to Crocodile Drunkees and ask for Bonz

Red Light district speaking

How may we whip you today?

 

[GreyCrow]

I'm doing this one. All 6 games will be posted from 7pm AEDST, and will include quarter by quarter around the grounds scores and live ladders.

Another late night then

 

[GreyCrow]

I better get 2 naps in