**** off Jose Gooooood morning, $wines fans!

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Hi Bay, Adrian Cronauer here… you may remember me from the Robin Williams movie about the unfortunate “police action” in Vietnam some time ago


(That’s me on the right)

I’m here to wish you a goooooooood morning - goddamn it’s hot, unlike the pressure from your marshmallows yesterday - and remind you that your dismal capitulation (the second in 24 months) was NOT as you hoped a bad dream but in fact a stone cold reality

But don’t worry, I feel your pain. I got my ass kicked in ‘Nam and also died recently. However unlike your players, I won several medals in the process. And I was a member of MENSA (true fact) unlike your DH coach who decided to select ‘Ronald’ McDonald for some unknown reason

OTOH I was disbarred over some dodgy post-war, I mean police action, activities back in the ‘states - so like you, I know what it feels like to be a fraud

Anyway as you know I’m a DJ so let me soothe you with some tunes this Sunday morning as you nurse your well deserved hangover Play it loud!! You are in more dire need of a blow job than anyone in history right now (well, anyone except your 2022 GF team)

 

[Triggering Tiger]

 

[AvantGardener]

No shame in losing to the moral back to back premiers. Will Ashcroft, now there is a special Under 22 player.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

No shame in giving up 11 goals to 1 says Carlscum flog

 

[Xtreme]

Too bad
So sad

Swans fans

 

[AvantGardener]

No shame in giving up 11 goals to 1 says Carlscum flog

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We were 5 goals closer than the Minor Premiers/Grand finalists

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

No. Getting destroyed in an EF is not closer than anything... You were literally the worst performers in the finals, as befits a team who barely scraped into the 8

Let me put that another way: no team, including $hitney, performed worse in the finals than Carltank. You're a laughing stock

Make a GF this century then maybe you can talk. Failmantle have more credibility

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Beaten by Port by 100 points, flogged by Brisbane, great team.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

*112 points

 

[Xtreme]

Beaten by Port by 100 points, flogged by Brisbane, great team.

Even when Port loses Kenny has the last laugh.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Cheer up, $hitney flogs!



(Yes this is from last night, since deleted)

 

[AvantGardener]

No. Getting destroyed in an EF is not closer than anything... You were literally the worst performers in the finals, as befits a team who barely scraped into the 8

Let me put that another way: no team, including $hitney, performed worse in the finals than Carltank. You're a laughing stock

Make a GF this century then maybe you can talk. Failmantle have more credibility

Dude Syd lost by 60 points. So Bris 60+ points better than Port, Hawks and Dogs by default.

On those clear established margins throughout the finals the best teams were Bris, Giants, Cats, Carlton, Swans, Port, Hawks, Dogs.

The only anomaly in the results is Giants lost to Swans, but thats because Giants choked hard in both their final quarters.

Carlton were the team most affected by injuries also.

Top 4 locks 2025

 

[zackah]

Top 4 locks 2025

Start a fred about it. That always ends well.

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Cheer up, $hitney flogs!

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(Yes this is from last night, since deleted)

If blakey played for North he wouldn't have a problem with his game form yesterday

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Hi Bay, Adrian Cronauer here… you may remember me from the Robin Williams movie about the unfortunate “police action” in Vietnam some time ago

View attachment 2125316
(That’s me on the right)

I’m here to wish you a goooooooood morning - goddamn it’s hot, unlike the pressure from your marshmallows yesterday - and remind you that your dismal capitulation (the second in 24 months) was NOT as you hoped a bad dream but in fact a stone cold reality

But don’t worry, I feel your pain. I got my ass kicked in ‘Nam and also died recently. However unlike your players, I won several medals in the process. And I was a member of MENSA (true fact) unlike your DH coach who decided to select ‘Ronald’ McDonald for some unknown reason

OTOH I was disbarred over some dodgy post-war, I mean police action, activities back in the ‘states - so like you, I know what it feels like to be a fraud

Anyway as you know I’m a DJ so let me soothe you with some tunes this Sunday morning as you nurse your well deserved hangover Play it loud!! You are in more dire need of a blow job than anyone in history right now (well, anyone except your 2022 GF team)

Thought you didn't care about the Grand Final result.

This thread deserves a backfire prefix zackah and ensures Spreaders is the first inaugural David King Medalist (I have filled out the appropriate paperwork)

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Start a fred about it. That always ends well.

lol you won’t even backfire this one

HAPPY BLUE YEAR - 2025 CARLTON PREMIERS

Just wanted to be a big shot at create Big Footy's first thread of 2025 !

www.bigfooty.com

Thought you didn't care about the Grand Final result.

…and you think that means I won’t mercilessly troll the loser?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

throughout the finals the best teams were Bris, Giants, Cats, Carlton, Swans, Port, Hawks, Dogs.

 

[rapidfire7]

I honestly feel bad for the Swans.

If your team hasn't been belted in multiple Grand Finals, you prob got NFI how bad it feels. Truly flipping soul destroying.

Swans 2025?

 

[NetworkNerd]

I honestly feel bad for the Swans.

If your team hasn't been belted in multiple Grand Finals, you prob got NFI how bad it feels. Truly flipping soul destroying.

Swans 2025?

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Nah they are broken. Brisbane will be strong again, Cats with Bailey Smith and a healthy Carlton will be the contenders

 

[sthmelb_dimmies]

I have a feeling the Swannies will be very active in post season trading. Flag window is wide open, we just need to remember to turn up on the day that counts.

 

[rdhopkins2]

Out Sydney AFL team
In Sydney reserves

Couldn’t have done any worse

 

[Xtreme]

I have a feeling the Swannies will be very active in post season trading. Flag window is wide open, we just need to remember to turn up on the day that counts.

Bailey Smith to the Swans ??

 

[Chronz]

I have a feeling the Swannies will be very active in post season trading. Flag window is wide open, we just need to remember to turn up on the day that counts.

Just need some forwards and backs. We can give premiership player Billy Frampton who can play both roles and all we'd ask for him is Warner.

 

[BloodRet]

Just need some forwards and backs. We can give premiership player Billy Frampton who can play both roles and all we'd ask for him is Warner.

 

[Chronz]

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That looks like checkers and about 50 other players. Terrible angle. Who is it?